bUtT fEaThErS-

@SweetSass BuT pIcOrI hAvE bUtT fEaThErS-

butt feathers ★

@angel_zupremacy Butt feathers

@-Howl-
Vaati: I- *tiny sigh* guess I'm an angel...

@CrystallizedDusk
vaati a angel or no, btw ?

@angel_zupremacy A harpy!

whats a harpy

@-Howl-
Vaati: Yes. I am now apparently.

@angel_zupremacy A half bird, half woman. Usually they have the gorgeous face and chests of women, and the wings, legs and lower half of a bird. They were the original sirens in Greek mythology and would sing to sailors passing by their bluff and entrance them to their deaths. But the actually harpies are the same description, and (I think) punish those who went against the gods.

@CrystallizedDusk
ooo
very cool :O

@angel_zupremcy Yup! They can be vicious tho...

@-Howl-
Vee-vee: o//o T-thank you dear..

@-Howl-
Byrne: Is there a problem here...? *cracks knuckles*
Vee-vee: N-NO! No problem
Yuga: Shall I intervene?
Oni: No.

@-Howl-
Link: A lot of us hate Vaati, but she's actually under our protection!
Zant: Yeah!
Dink: All the way
Veran: Yup
Cia: DARKYYYYYY!
Vaati: WILL YOU ALL GO AWAY BEFORE I START TOSSING YA'LL OUT WINDOWS!?

@-Howl-
Dink: nnnnnoooooOOOOOOOOOOO UNDHAND ME YOU BAG OF FLESH BEFORE I DESTROY YOOOOOOOU!
Link: *sigh* Here, I'll calm him down...
Zant, happy to be dragged: WOHOOOOOOOOO! MY DREAM IS COMPLETE! >:D
Vaati: .....Wat-

@-Howl-
Byrne: *takes off his gauntlet and pulls out a satchel, then puts it back on* You got it.
Zant: YEEEEE!
Dink: ....Did... did you just boop my nose...?

@-Howl-
Dink: Good... needs some spices...
Byrne: *thumbs up*
Zant: Happy to assist!

@-Howl-
Byrne: Mind of I throw some Greek into the dish?
Zant: *gasp* PLEASE LET HIM! HIS HERITAGE COOKING IS SOOOOOOO AMAZING BYLETH!
Dink: I- ....hmmmm... *grabs some spices and gently sifts in a little bit, then tastes* Pretty good...

@-Howl-
Byrne: AWESOME! MISTRESS!
Vaati: I gotcha

@-Howl-
Byrne: Byleth, dice some cucumbers. Vaati you know where to get olives
Vaati: I can just magica them-
Byrne: Actual ones are better, V.
Vee-vee: Okay...

@-Howl-
Byrne: ZANT! MAKE THE TZITZIKI! DARK STOP STARING AT THE WALL AND GET ON THE LAMB! *silence* Dink...?

@-Howl-
*he slowly turns his head to look at byleth before snapping immediately back to the wall*
Byrne: *puts down his knife* Hey buddy..... are you feeling okay? Do you hear something?

@-Howl-
*dark starts growling and backing away*
Byrne: ...Something ain't right. He never does this... *stoops down and pats his back* ..you okay boy? Is there something behind the wall....?

@-Howl-
*everything in the kitchen started to rattle and the floor shook as demonic laughter boomed from nowhere. dark backed up beside the lokomo's leg, whining*
Byrne: THE H$LLS HOING ON!?
Vaati: WHAT THE- DID A HINOX JUST BELCH???

@-Howl-
*small, floating red eye tore through the wall like a sheet of paper, followed by a tall figure cackling like a maniac*
Vaati: I know them.... REBORN AND HIMEKAWA!
Byrne: Ah feic... we're all gonna die! :)

@-Howl-
Re, floating out of the wall: Hello my lovelies~
Vaati: Yeah yeah. Enough with the smooth, whaddya want?

@-Howl-
Re: =)
Vaati: WHY ARE YOU HERE????
Reborn: Because... cant a ghoul visit for a while...?

@-Howl-
Reborn: Ex-CUSE ME?? *grabs the sword and yeets it over his shoulder*
Byrne: OH S- *duck* WATCH WHERE YOU'RE THROWING THINGS-

@-Howl-
Re, sarcastic af: Oh boo, the big bad Byleth said not to do something! Swords mean nothing child. For example... *poofs a sword* Hold this! *st4bs dark with it*
Dink, confused: .....Okay?

@-Howl-
*total silence*
Reborn, leaning in close: You do not intimidate me, gathered? I'm not scared of a tiny whelp like you that I can turn to stone with a flick of the wrist
Vaati: Okay boys, knock it off before the next knock is your heads together *^*

Re: *fluffs out his robes and opens his chest eye* BOY, I WILL SEND YOU TO THE GRAVE!
Vee-vee: BOYS!
Byrne: CUT IT OUT!
Dink: *tiny whine as he covers his ears from all the yelling*