you wanna know why skeletons are so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin
what did the right eye say to the left eye?
between you and me something smells.

I asked my french friend if she likes video games. she said, ''wii''
I'm friends with 25 letters.
I Don't know Y

I always knock on the fridge b4 opining... just incase there is a salad dressing.
wood fired pizza
how will pizza get a job now?

I took up origami for a while.
but I gave up because it was to much paperwork
#pun