holds spoon menacingly by Unatwo

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-Basic Salad-

Ingredients:

1 head (of lettuce)
1 gallon of ketchup
48 teaspoons of breadcrumbs
1/2 burnt match

Instructions:

1 Get up on the ceiling fan

2 Get some vegan teacher and tie them up with exactly 14 spoons and 2 feet of dental floss.

3 Leave them on the ceiling fan but get down. You have 8 seconds.

4 Blink. They should gone, and in their place, all the ingredients you need will be there.

5 Drink the breadcrumds and behead the lettuce

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01 Mar, 2023, 5:48 am

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Unatwo

01 Mar, 2023, 5:56 am

6 Scream to the ceiling fan gods to quench your thirst from eating 16 tablespoons of breadcrumbs as you cannot open the ketchup bottle yet.

7 Put the ingredients in a pillow case and shake it until combined.

8 Go get another cup of breadcrumbs because you ate them all and are still thirsty.

9 Drink water because you were smart enough to get some while you were there. Right? RIGHT???

10 Pour the salad in the pre-prepared greased shot glass.

11. Enjoy!

Unaone

01 Mar, 2023, 5:58 am

@Heny-

hOI

Unaone

01 Mar, 2023, 6:00 am

@Outsweeters

Salad recipe for you.

Unaone

01 Mar, 2023, 6:02 am

@Heny-

ok

Unaone

01 Mar, 2023, 6:05 am

@Heny-

Any time at night and my brain goes on vacation.