@-Hunter- For some reason the bookstore clerk couldn't get the register to recognize a woman's preferred customer card. Peering over the cashier's shoulder at the screen, the woman said, "There's part of the problem. It shows my birthdate as 12/31/1899." "Yeah," said the woman's husband. "She was born in June, not December."
@-Hunter- So a husband was in the doghouse in his relationship and decided to apologize to his girlfriend with flowers. On the phone, he told the florist deliverer that the note should read, "I'm sorry, I love you." When he went to see his girlfriend he found the flowers thrown in the trash with a note that read, "I'm sorry I love you."
@-Hunter- SCP "Secure, Contain, Protect" is basically a fictional agency that is hidden from the public and the website/s go over little stories or background lore of all sorts of creatures and objects that are hidden from the public for one reason or another.
@-Hunter- A tourist walked into a cafe in Chicago and after sitting down a man approached her. "Excuse me, but my wife adores your shoes and wants to know where you got them." he said. "Oh, I bought them just down the street." the tourist replied. "Really? Do you mind if I ask how much they cost?" he asked. "$177" the lady said. The man looked over his shoulder at his wife and yelled. "She got them in Europe!"
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05 Feb, 2023, 10:43 pm
@-Hunter- Would hearing a few jokes make you feel a little better?
05 Feb, 2023, 10:58 pm
@Peripheral_Pillar ALWAYS
05 Feb, 2023, 10:58 pm
Also did you get the full game or still just the demo? (the mouth doesn't really move like that, but ik you probably dont care. )
05 Feb, 2023, 10:59 pm
.. wait, this was posted at 1 but all the comments saw it 3 hours later around the same time.. XD
05 Feb, 2023, 11:00 pm
The actual JAW is hidden because I enlarged the image, and it cut it out. And yup, still just the demo. @Waffles09
05 Feb, 2023, 11:04 pm
.. no like i watched the playback, i saw the jaw, but the mouth and bottom lip just looks really off to me.. :/
05 Feb, 2023, 11:15 pm
@Waffles09 well, It looks weird to me too. (That's why I erased it 3 times. XD) Yeah, Idk, it's fine. Thanks for the feedback.
05 Feb, 2023, 11:36 pm
To get to the other side. @Paigee
06 Feb, 2023, 1:21 am
@-Hunter- For some reason the bookstore clerk couldn't get the register to recognize a woman's preferred customer card. Peering over the cashier's shoulder at the screen, the woman said, "There's part of the problem. It shows my birthdate as 12/31/1899."
"Yeah," said the woman's husband. "She was born in June, not December."
06 Feb, 2023, 2:30 am
@Peripheral_Pillar lol, thanks XD
06 Feb, 2023, 2:30 am
@L-C_Starz whats that?
06 Feb, 2023, 2:37 am
@Paigee *Mega eye roll* XD
06 Feb, 2023, 2:42 am
@-Hunter- So a husband was in the doghouse in his relationship and decided to apologize to his girlfriend with flowers. On the phone, he told the florist deliverer that the note should read, "I'm sorry, I love you."
When he went to see his girlfriend he found the flowers thrown in the trash with a note that read, "I'm sorry I love you."
06 Feb, 2023, 2:43 am
@Peripheral_Pillar AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! That's SO bad.
06 Feb, 2023, 3:27 am
@-Hunter- SCP "Secure, Contain, Protect" is basically a fictional agency that is hidden from the public and the website/s go over little stories or background lore of all sorts of creatures and objects that are hidden from the public for one reason or another.
06 Feb, 2023, 3:28 am
@-Hunter- "Let's eat, grandma." to "Let's eat grandma." Commas... they save lives.
06 Feb, 2023, 3:48 am
@Peripheral_Pillar FR FR
@L-C_Starz Ok XD
06 Feb, 2023, 3:58 am
@-Hunter- A tourist walked into a cafe in Chicago and after sitting down a man approached her.
"Excuse me, but my wife adores your shoes and wants to know where you got them." he said.
"Oh, I bought them just down the street." the tourist replied.
"Really? Do you mind if I ask how much they cost?" he asked.
"$177" the lady said. The man looked over his shoulder at his wife and yelled.
"She got them in Europe!"
06 Feb, 2023, 4:50 am
@Peripheral_Pillar XD
06 Feb, 2023, 8:46 pm
lol the desc, i love this!
06 Feb, 2023, 10:58 pm
uh?
07 Feb, 2023, 2:33 am
@Lizzyisloved Thank you!
@mystic_cartoon_crazy Thanks XD
07 Feb, 2023, 3:02 am
@Paigee yeah, as a joke! I say that to everyone.
16 Feb, 2023, 2:34 am
i now have ''i'm on top of the world -imagine dragons'' stuck in my head..
16 Feb, 2023, 4:50 am
@MaggieSue327 ur welcome. XD
16 Feb, 2023, 9:49 pm
lol