wow an emo pisscat :heart_eyes:

@echogone so tempted to add this to ur fanart tag

PLS DO

I DONT GET IT BUT PLS

@echogone yw pookie <3

@grandm--- nooo thats empy

@grandm--- pls dont slurp me :prayhands:

@aiimorsx STOPPP WHY ARE U CALLING ME POOKIEJDJSJHSJ

@echogone IM STARTING TO CALL EVERYONE POOKIE IM GOING INSANE

EVERYONE IS CALLING ME POOKIE :SOB:

@echoswag FR???

YE

bc this girl im friends with

@echoswag LMAO

@echoswag I STARTED CALLING PPL POOKIE CUZ I REMEMBERED MY MOMS FRIEND CALLED PPL THAT AND IT WAS A GOOFY NICKNAME SO I USED IT ON BEE

i've been called pookie, pookiekins, pookzilla, big pooks, big p, ookie

if another person calls me another version if pookie im going to drink a bottle of bleach

@echoswag WHEN UR UNGROUNDED WE LITERALLY GOTTA CALL EACHOTHER IF WE CAN

@echoswag pookie bear

@echoswag thanks for the free nicknames tho

YES AND POOKIE BEAR

and bro i wanna call but like idk when im gonna be ungrounded. if i go visit my (other) grandma i could but idk if its gonna happen

@echoswag JUST TELL ME WHENEVER UR UNGROUNDED OR WHEN U CAN CALL SO WE CAN (if i even can either)

@echoswag IVE BEEN CALLING BEE "POOKIE" ALL DAY IM SOBBING

WE WERE ON CALL FOR A HOUR TALKING ABT MY GOOFY FANFIC AND OTHER STUFF EJSKSD

SJDHSJCNMNSMN

and yeah ill let you know so u can hear my crusty voice in real time

waaaa im jealous it sounds like that was fun

@echoswag im sobbing bc they heard me screaming, coughing, giggling and all u heard was "uwu ky"

@echoswag IT WAS I FEEL SO BAD I NEVER GOT TO DO IT WITH U

@echoswag THATS WHY IM ASKING :SOB:

WAAAAAA
BRO IM MISSING OUT ON EVERYTHINGXHDMSHC

@echoswag IK IM SORRY :SOB: TO MAKE IT UP TO U WE CAN CALL AND ILL SEND A VID OF ME STRUGGLING TO OPEN A LID FOR 30 SECONDS (with a spoon)

DGHDGJSBD WHY WERE U TRYING TO OPEN IT W A SPOON

@echoswag BC I COULDNT OPEN IT AT ALL

AND I PROLLY WOULDVE BROKE MY NAILS </3

who needs nails anyways i just have nothing at the end of my fingers
#KeepUrFingersNaked

@echoswag nvm im not sending the vid, im just gonna scream on call

LMFAO

and wow im so excited to willingly let u burn my ears off with ur screaming :D

@echoswag uwu thanks empookie

i already know ur gonna beat me up for this

screaming crying

@echoswag im calling you empookie from now on

pls dont <3
i will shove forks in my eyes :D /j

@echoswag ill let you call me the forbidden nickname

@echoswag just beat up anyone else who calls me it

which one the animal crossing one or the one you told me not to tell jasper

@echoswag I KNEW YOU WOULD BRING BOTH UP

the acnh one

alright deal

@echoswag empookie

ew i hate it lmao

@echoswag sjskwjjje

@echoswag @echoswag @echoswag we shall talk about our even more messed up family tree

wdym sndgjsh

@echoswag mkay lemme find the screenshot rq

im concerned if u have screenshots

@echoswag so bee told me that lem married bee
and bee ws married to rats

and bee was mrried to starry too?? AND LAPTOP??

SO DOES THAT MEAN THEY R MARRIED TO ALL OF US??

@echoswag it was on discord
i sent it to u incase u came back but ur here rn sooo jwkd

@echoswag ALSO RATS IS OUR DROPKICKED CHILD

omg this is out of handkshksd

yeah i was gonna say that uhh

dkwkwks

well we were gonna marry rats first but u said no so ig they're not our child anymore LMAO

@echoswag I JUST SAID "IMA JUST SAY WE TECHNICALLY NOT MARRIED CUZ THIS IS TOO MUCH"

@echoswag JSKQJWJ

so it's Alex, Nova, and Julep that we're also married too????

@echoswag WAIT HOL UP RATS I THOUGHT U WERE GONNA MARRY ROCKET??

OH OK LOL

@echoswag yuppp

WHAR

YEAH BUT ALSO RATS
AND THEN WE JUST ADOPTED THEM

kiki do yu luv meee

@echoswag WHEN WERE WE GONNA MARRY RATS??? I DONT REMEMBER THAT

IT WAS BEFORE WE ADOPTED THEM
LIKE SAME DAY

@echoswag HELP??? KLQJW

I CANT FIND THE POSTXJDDMD

dies

@echoswag THE COMMENTS FROM RATS R PROLLY DELETED ANYWAYS

wait okay so we're not actually married to those 3 or are we im confused

YEAH BUT I STILL WOULDVE SEEN MY COMMENTS

@echoswag yea if lem is married to them cuz we did the same thing with jasp

or should we jus not say anything

i mean i don't mind it if they're all okay with it, im friends with them so it's cool

it'd be weird not to talk to jasp about it first tho (ik he's friends w them but still)

idk
jasp and Nova flirt a lot so ik they're cool but idk how him and Alex and Laptop are

@echoswag i dont even talk to half of them sk,mkw

and yea we still gotta ask jasp

i literally only talk to bee :standing_emoji:

and lem bc ik she's cool with bee obv and she likes rats but idk abt laptop

lol i haven't talked to any of them in a while ngl

@echoswag uwuwu im too shy

for the love of god never force me to talk to someone ever again

i mean if ur married to them you're probably gonna have to talk to them eventually but fine

@echoswag THEY DONT EVEN KNOW THEY R BASICALLY MARRIED TO US??

BUT STILL IF WE END UP MARRIED ITLL BE WEIRD IF U DON'T TALK TO THEM

@echoswag FORCE THEM TO TALK FIRST INSTEAD OF ME?????

BRO IDKSJCXJC
WE'LL FIGURE IT OUT WHEN JASP APPEARS

@echoswag hes been grounded for monthsssss waaaaa

@echoswag also do u know when ur getting ungrounded bc i wanna send daily quirky deimos pics to u

no idea
it sucks
like she can't ground me forever
but like
it feels like she's trying to sjdhsjdhs

+she's been getting mad at me recently for no reason
like i was reading a book with a trans character and started an argument with me abt it

so idk
not soon tho probably :'c

@echoswag just wait 2 years and we can share the same cardboard box while i try to buy a bigger cardbox box by working at in n out or sum

@echoswag NOOO

@echoswag if she doesnt unground u on ur bday im gonna send the constipated cat

ikk it sucks
i hate it here
but if i bring up moving w my dad she'll get sad again and i hate doing that to her

but i swear she's crazy.

i'd love to share a box with you<33 however we better not be hobos here bc it's too hot to live without ac here

EW PLS DONT

@echoswag we can walk to cali /j

@echoswag HELP I DONT REMEMBER TELLING U ABT THE CONSTIPATED CAT

also she stole my laptop lol
idk where she put it
but even if i like leave the house or sumn id have to bother my siblings abt letting me use their tablets or something to access disc

@echoswag aww man no wonder u werent on disc

do u have a phone or sum

or like a old one atleast

i doooo but it's broken
it like won't turn on

@echoswag charge it nerd

@echoswag i could suggest places to check to find the laptop but ion think u would wnna get caught

omg ur so right
this past year that it's been broken i never once thought to charge it
imma go try that now /s

smh spam the power button or hold it for a couple of seconds @echoswag

i mean it's probably in her room and she didn't technically say i couldn't use it but i don't wanna look for it while she's in there

aww telll bee i said hi back

aii i trieddd
its broken

ion even know where it is rn

@echoswag just be nice to her nd ask if u can have the computer back or sum

@echoswag or like work out a deal to get the computer back (even tho u didnt do nun wjwjsjs)

she's not giving it back bro
she's insane
my sister was watching a tiktok compilation on her tv and two girls happened to kiss and my mom made my sister smash the TV with a sledgehammer she is dead serious

@echoswag i have no words-

@echoswag ermmmm

all i can think of is get a job and buy ur own phone silqjhsss

can't get a job- she won't let me

also that won't stop her bc SHE didn't buy the first phone or my laptop but she still took them lol

@echoswag SHE WONT LET U GET A JOB??? WHAT THE HCKKJWEK

@echoswag yea u might gotta wait for ur bday then

yeah no
she's trying to keep me here until i'm married (to a guy ofc)
and she doesn't want me to get a job bc i could get kidnapped or something

i should probably call my dad and talk to him fndjhdjhv

it sounds bad when i explain it but she's also a good mom
just hella homøphobic and overprotective

@echoswag literally how r u gonna get married if u cant go outside

@echoswag i feel so bad for u sjswksks

nah cuz the second u get ungrounded im prolly gonna get grounded

good question
she hasn't told me how other than me being like rapunzel and having some dude show up at my door

also u better not i will cry

@echoswag ILL TRY NOT TO

@echoswag MY MOM THINKS MY PHONE IS WITH MY DAD RN

SHE MIGHT JUST TAKE MY SWITCH IF I DO GET GROUNDED

@echoswag plus when i turn 15 i might live with my dad

ur dad seems less goofy than ur mom so that's good

@echoswag ye hes less goofy but he doesnt like me on my phone all the time so i might mostly text u at night

@echoswag i rlly hope u get ungrounded soon i wanna show u my goofy fanfic so badly sklwkwlw

that's fine and idk
i might be able to log on on Thursday for like 10 minutes but don't count on it

ALSO PLEASE ATLEAST LEARN A LIL BIT OF THE MADCOM LORE SO U CAN UNDERSTAND THE FANFIC

@echoswag bro im gonna be at school

and maybe my afterschool program

and then i might be forced to go somewhere

idk bro
and i will attempt to learn the lore

also did u send me it? idk just make sure its sent by Thursday

omg i gtg gn

@echoswag NOOO OK BYE AND IDK WHAT U WANTED ME TO SEND BUT IM P SURE U MEANT THE FIC

YES THE FIC

@echoswag OKI IMA SEND IT RN

MKAY
BYE <33

@echoswag BAII