Hailing from Orlando, Florida, Florida Man (name unknown by both his employers and himself), Is a raging ball of adderall and pure adrenaline. Somehow, despite his disgusting sugary (perhaps coma-inducing) mixture he drinks, the "Miami Surprise" (made of Chocolate milk, Regular milk, Strawberry milk, Peanut butter, Marshmallow Fluff, various cereals, AND whipped cream), he still manages to stay fit. No one knows quite where he came from, but he is a damn good friend.. sometimes. #floridaman #oc