-As the father closes the book, he rests it on the bed-

Child: Hey Dad, what happens next?
Father: Oh sweetie... -Chuckles a bit- The story ends there, nobody knows what happens next!
Child: What does Oatmeal look like now? Where did the King go after that? How many chances did Oatmeal get?
Father: -Freezes- I uhh... Heh, can't answer all of those at once, nobody knows as I said!

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