as long as i dont go back i can care less >:')

@AutumnColors @glowstix @razrdraws @ImmortalEyes @Hailsss @echosoup

YAY
PUMPS DOESN'T HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL ANYMORE LES GOO

@Pumpkinleech ITS ABOUT TIMEEEE

@AutumnColors

"yoona"

@Unaone lady yunalesca?

set your school ablaze

*sigh* your gonna have to come get me soon :'((

@Pumpkinleech

Oh boy

Part 3

4?

@Unaone :')))

@Pumpkinleech

We're gonna run out of schools soon if we're not careful

@Unaone its okay the less the better >:'((

ah...

@bugbo

This post could work

@Unaone

Sounds good ))

@bugbo

(Googling clean insect-related pickup lines :skull:)

LMAO WHQT ))

@bugbo

(nvm they're all dirty)

*gets out the tazer*

rip ))

What's that for?

:)

@bugbo

Uh

French fries

Okay. :)

@bugbo

Oh dearie me I seem to not be in possession of any potatoes

Oh my, that is quite unfortunate.

@bugbo

Do you happen to have any? :)

No.

@bugbo

Aw :(

[10000000000000000000 potatoes land on top of Bugbo]

*climbs up*

Looks like there are potatoes.

:)

@bugbo

*tazes the potatoes and Bugbo*

That was unkind. :)

@bugbo

Kindness is in the eye of the beholder

*tazes him again*

*suddenly has the tazer*

I am confiscating this for unkind behavior, I am sure you understand. :)

(he has some level of power but i guess it has a recharge time or something)

@bugbo

D: No fair!

*gets out the electric meat tenderizer*

*holds up the tazer at Una*

I don't want to do this.

@bugbo

Do what :D

*still holding the electric meat tenderizer*

Self defense. :)

@bugbo

*slams the electric meat tenderizer on his head like a cartoon character with a mallet*

Rude much? :)

@bugbo

Rudeness is in the eye of the beholder

*Gerbo falls from the sky and Bugbo catches him*

Bugbo: Oh, Gerbo is here! :)

@bugbo

*hits Gerbo with the tenderizer too*

Gerbo: Ooowwwwww :(

Bugbo: That's a dangerous weapon. Drop it.

*Gradient Joe falls from the sky on some random trampoline and then bounces in the air and lands on his feet somehow because logic*

@bugbo

No thank you :)

*starts hitting Gradient Joe, Gerbo, and Bugbo with the tenderizer like a game of whack-a-mole*

*the electric meat tenderizer has disappeared*

Bugbo: :)

Gradient Joe: *starts to write*

@bugbo

*gets out another one and continues*

*all 3 of them disappear*

@bugbo

*somehow shows up wherever they are now*

Bugbo: Oh dear. Gradient Joe is angry. :)

Gradient Joe: *his gradient is frickin red*

@bugbo

You should see a p-sychiatrist

*there is a talking golden flower shouting at them*

Bugbo: We fell down a mountain. :)

(WOOOAAAAAHWOAAAAAAHHHWOAAAAAAAAHHH STORY OF UNDERTALE)

@bugbo

Ruh-roh

Um

*pulls out one of my jars of souls*

*pours its conents onto the flower*

*contents

Flowey: Wait wha-

Asriel: ..huh??

Gerbo: How did that happen???

@bugbo

YAY IT'S THE CHILD

*kidnaps him but is still standing where I am*

Asriel: :(

Bug Gang (and Gradient Joe): *disappeared*

@bugbo

*puts Asriel down and follows them*

(surprised there aren't any UT roleplay accounts now that I think about it-)

Bugbo: This is not where I thought we'd be.

*they're all in someones room*

Literally Sunny From Omori: *walks in* *slight shock*

(oh yeah that is pretty suprising)

(what if i-)

@bugbo

Hiya!

Hey look I have a mini chainsaw!

Do you know what these used to ge used for?

(it's your choice but if you do make me one too plsplspls :pray:/nf)

*be

Sunny: *squints and tilts his head at you*

Gerbo: Is he like Gradient Joe?

(yes ma'am /p0s)

@bugbo

I have no idea

Dunno if this mini chainsaw or jar of souls would work either

Sunny: *leaves*

@bugbo

Buh-bye! :D

*turns on the mini chainsaw and throws it at Bugbo*

Sunny: *comes back and puts his hands on his mouth in shock*

@bugbo

*lil finger wiggle wave*

*starts juggling the chainsaws but then drops them all on Bugbo, Gerbo, and Gradient Joe*

@Unaone

Sunny: *steps out of the door frame and aggressively shuts the door and there's a knock on the front door*

@bugbo

*throws a chainsaw at the door so there's an opening*

Kel: Sunny, what-
Sunny: *points to his room, eyes wide*
Kel: *stunned*

@bugbo

*gets out the giant portable food processor*

(omigoshohgolly it's ghostieX3's original form)

Sunny & Kel: *goes upstairs and looks in the room*

Sunny: Sunny, who's that..?? And why is the room so.. bl00dy??

Sunny: *traumatized shrug*

Bug Gang (+ Gradient Joe): *all behind Sunny and Kel*

(my unprocessed form)

(pun not intended)

@bugbo

*stuffs Bugbo, Gerbo, and Gradient Joe into a giant bug net and puts them in the food processor*

Kel: WAITWITWAIT STOP!!!

@bugbo

*puts the lid on*

What?

Kel: Uhmm..

That'll really hurt them.

@bugbo

They'll be fine.

Trust me.

*turns the food processor on*

Kel: *covers his eyes*

Sunny: *covers his ears and closes his eyes*

[the food processor shrinks]

*pours out the contents into a Tinker Bell soup mug*

Kel: S-Stop!!! Those were alive a-and even if they come back they'll still be hurt!! And if I see blood one more time, I'll throw up!!!!

@bugbo

*tosses a barf bag at him*

*maliciously takes a sip*

@Unaone

Kel: *throws a basketball directly at Una's face*

@bugbo

*my head splits in half as if it was a zipper jacket*

[and the ball goes right through]

Kel: Wha-WHAT?

Bug Gang (+ Gradient Joe): *respawn*

@bugbo

*head goes back to normal*

See? They're back! Nothing to worry about!

*chugs the rest of the weird bug blend*

Kel: YOU DRANK THAT IN FRONT OF THEM??!!

Bugbo: :)

Bug Gang (+ Gradient Joe): *disappears*

@bugbo

*teleports to where they are*

*they're all in this kinda red-ish castle where a maiden and an overlord run into them*

( #badendtheater)

@bugbo

Ooooh

*gets out a lighter*

Overlord: Who are these mortals..? *turns to Maiden* Do you know them by any chance?

Maiden: No, not really.

Overlord: That means they are intruders.

@bugbo

*puts on pixel shades*

Who you calling a mortal-

Overlord: Of course. Shapeshifter?

Maiden: *seems slightly intimidated*

@bugbo

Yes indeedee

*turns on the lighter*

Overlord: *takes the lighter* What's this for?

@bugbo

Arson, duh.

*gets out another lighter*

Overlord: *takes the lighter again* What, you think this i some sort of joke?

@bugbo

The Unaverses are my circus and everyone else is a clown

*gets out a match*

Bug Gang (+ Gradient Joe): *disappears*

@bugbo

*drops the match then fades in to their new location*

*the location is someone's room again but it's different this time*

@bugbo

*gets out some kind of Regala invention*

Ghostie (ME REAL!!!1!1!1!): *kicks down the door* HELLO MY ROOM

@bugbo

Gasp hai :D

Ghostie: HAII UNA!!! WOA IS THAT BUGBO??????

Bugbo: :)

@bugbo

Yeah

Wait

Wanna take him to the Labs :0

(this is getting surreal)

Ghostie: YEEEEAHHH

Should we bring the others

(very)

@bugbo

Y e s

Ghostie: Dibs on taking Gradient Joe

Woops they're gone

@bugbo

*teleports us to where they are now*

Ghostie: *we're in a bush*

Should I use a bag a net or what

@bugbo

*hands you the W.H.A.T.*

Ghostie: Whas this do

@bugbo

Whatever the
Heck
A holder
Tells it

Ghostie: Awesome

Oversized net

@bugbo

[it becomes an oversized net]

Ghostie: Huzzah

@bugbo

*gets out of the bush*

Ghostie: *swings the net at Gradient Joe like an Animal Crossing character*

@bugbo

Yippee

*picks up Gerbo and Bugbo*

Gerbo: HEYYY!!! :(

Bugbo: :)

@bugbo

*shapeshifts into a remote-control car that somehow fits everyone vroom vroom we're at the lab*

Ghostie: Yaaayyyy

Gradient Joe: *a bit of anger*

@bugbo

*drags the three into the lab in a cage that was just there all along ig*

So what first

Dunking
Rats
Magma
Lava
Acid
Poison
Fire squad
Chairs
Electricity
Electric chairs
Knives
Spoons
Forks
Sporks
Blenders
Stovetops
Bug spray
Vinegar
Those spikey coffin things
Fire

Ghostie: Can you choose there's too much to choose frommm

@bugbo

Okie-dokie time for some good old-fashioned tor- experimenting

Let's start with the acid

Ghostie: Alright

Is it this button

@bugbo

Yes

Ghostie: *hits the button* Boom!!

@bugbo

*pulls out umbrella*

[it starts raining acid on everything in the lab including the bugs and Joe]

Gerbo: D:

Bugbo: Time for WWGJD!
Would he:

A, Avoid the acid.
B, Accept his fate
Or C, Find a way to escape!

@bugbo

[the lights go out for a split-second and when they come back on there are two Gradient Joes]

[and I'm gone]

Gradient Joe: *gradient shock*

Bugbo: Oh my! :0

@bugbo

*Imposter Gradient Joe silence*

Gradient Joe: *gradient 5 stages of grief without acceptance*

Gerbo: Who's real???

@bugbo

*kinda just imitating him*

Bugbo: *has a gun all of the sudden* Who is the real one?
Gerbo: Where did you get that gu-
Bugbo: It's none of your concern Gerbo.

@bugbo

*continued imitation of Gradient Joe*

Gradient Joe: *anger*

Gerbo: Uuuhhhhh..

@bugbo

*anger*

Gerbo: They're the same!!!!!

Ghostie: *walks in the cage for one second and leaves* I know who's real and who's fake but I'm not tellinggg

Gerbo: Tell us pleaaseeeeee

Ghostie: Nuh uh

@bugbo

*does something very Gradient Joe-like*

Gradient Joe: *starts writing*

@bugbo

*starts writing at the exact same moment*

Bugbo: *swaps places with Ghostie*

:)

Ghostie:

I'm in the exhibit thing waaa :(

@bugbo

*does something sneaky so you re-swap places but you can't tell it's me*

Ghostie: Yaaayyy :D

(ooc: my friend keeps saying Gerbo cheated on him with Bugbo help)

@bugbo

*continues with the Gradient Joe things*

(SDFHWHJKHPDHDUGIGDOJWOSHWWLQL)

Bugbo: *squints his eyes a bit*

Oh, I know who is real! :)

Ghostie: Ooooohhh who is it?? (short term memory loss)

@bugbo

*continues with the Gradient Joe imitations*

Bugbo: *just shoots both of them*

There we go.

Gerbo: WHAAA :fearful:

@bugbo

*imitates whatever happened to the Real Gradient Joe™*

Bugbo: Throw both of them in the meat grinder.

Gerbo: Bu- What meat grinder???

*there is suddenly a meat grinder*

@bugbo

*still completely just a Gradient Joe clone*

(can't think of what else to do *screams*)

Ghostie: Can I press a buttooonnnn???

(me neither)

@bugbo

*starts writing in notepad*

[the lights go out again]

[they turn back on and now everyone looks like Gerbo]

Sure!

Ghostie: Wowowowowowowowowowowow

Gerbo: :open_mouth: :fearful:

(flashback to those games on Roblox where you turn into someone's avatar and pretend to be them or whatever)

@bugbo

I like this tree

[there's a tree in the lab somehow]

(I've never played Roblox lol)

Bugbo: I don't like that tree. :)

Ghostie: OOOooh a tree

(Roblox is fun but there are some weird people/games you should avoid)

@bugbo

[an axe slices right through the tree and lands on Gerbo-fied Bugbo]

[then the axe lands on him too]

@bugbo

(I'm just not allowed to play it sjsjdkdksl)

Ghostie: Yowch that must've hurt

(RIP)

@bugbo

*turns into some horror Una*

Ýēp

Ghostie: *starts listening to a playlist without headphones*
♪SHE REALLY DIDN'T WANNA MAKE IT MESSY♪

♪SHE REALLY REALLY DIDN'T BUT THE GIRL GONE CRAY ♪

@bugbo

*stuffs the Gerbo-fied everyone into the meat grinder besides me and you*

Ghostie: Let me play a song for the occasion

playlist or whatever: IF I IF I CHOPPED YOU UP IN A MESTGRINDER AND THE ONLY THING LEFT OF YOU IS YOUR EYEBALL YOU'D PROBABLY BE D3AD
*music*

@bugbo

Incredibly fitting wow

*turns the meat grinder on*

some girl idk: *descends from the sky*
I have come to stop you, shapeshifter. I have watched your encounters with others time and time again.

Ghostie: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

(new oc reveal)

@bugbo

*stares at her in the most innocent way possible*

What? What did I do?

(gasp our battle will be legendary)

some girl idk: Do I have to read it off? It will take ages.

@bugbo

:point_right: :point_left: I really have no clue what you're talking about :pleading_face:

some girl idk: Murd3r, fraud, t0rture, arson, imprisonment against will, and too many more.

@bugbo

Huh? I don't remember that you must have the wrong person

some girl idk: You're telling me you forgot you turned on a meat grinder, which you only did 13 minutes ago? Nice try.

@bugbo

Can you even prove it was me?

Besides, I get memory problems when I shapeshift things too much

some girl idk: Yes. I can. *summons Kel*

This here is an eyewitness.

@bugbo

Do even know how many other me's there are

It could've been one of them

Uno's awfully good at impressions too

some girl idk: I have files for all of them. You, however have had a few new crimes added to your files. That match what you have done.

@bugbo

There is no way to identify us

It still could've not been me

Or uh this me

some girl idk: Look, I don't care. What do you have against these people you have been torturing?

@bugbo

A silly willy little tradition I have that I cannot share for wall-destruction-related reasons

some girl idk: I'm well aware I'm just someone's character. What could that tradition be?

@bugbo

Torture, duh

some girl idk: With this girl, correct? *points to Ghostie*

@bugbo

Yes ma'am

Your one and only creator and puppet master, consenting to the torture, destruction, and traumatization of everone she decides to control

You know

Besides Wally

Ghostie: And murd3r

some girl idk: Shameful.

Ghostie: I have no idea what happened to Wally

@bugbo

Well that's unfortunate

And I only murder when I know they'll come back, sheesh

some girl idk: That doesn't change the fact they can still feel pain.

Ghostie: ♪ I KNOW WHAT YOU WANT GIRL LET ME BE THE ONE TO HOLD YOUR HAND FOREVER WE'LL BE GOOD TOGETHER I'LL MAKE YOU FEEL SPECIAL FIX THE HOLES IN YOUR HEART ITS WHAT I WANTED FROM THE START ♪

some girl idk: I'm disappointed

Ghostie: Ange it's good rp content

@bugbo

And that's all that matters

Ange: No. it's not. It's torture.

Ghostie: Exactly :sunglasses:

@bugbo

Yeah :D

You could be next :)))))

Ange: I'm well aware, and well armed.

Bug Gang (+ Gradient Joe): *respawn*

Ghostie: This is chaos <3

@bugbo

No you're not :)

Ange: Yes. I am.

@bugbo

Let's just see :)

[a giant baguette falls from the ceiling]

Ange: *catches it*

@bugbo

[the baguette starts eating her arm]

Ange: *tosses it*

@bugbo

[snaps fingers and her limbs disintegrate]

Ange: Hmph.

I've been through worse.

@bugbo

[the baguette starts to try eating her again]

Ange: *closes her eyes and her limbs are back and the baguette is gone*

@bugbo

Kewl

*gets out some Regala invention*

Ange: What?

@bugbo

Uhh this thing is the Regala Disabler™

It disables anything I want it to if I hit it

Ange: No. *disappears*

@bugbo

*follows because I can*

Ange: Your focus has diverted to me, huh?

@bugbo

Yeah why not

Ange: Just to let you know, I have been through worse then you could ever do to me.

@bugbo

I kiIIed Shàggy

And went back in time to do it again

Ange: Okay?

@bugbo

And what makes you think I can't put you through worse than what you've been through

You're being awfully vague

*holds up the Regala Disabler™*

I know how to defend myself.

Ange:

@bugbo

*hits the Disabler and disables her defense abilities*

Not anymore

*shapeshifts into Amanda the Adventurer for a moment*

Now answer my question

I will be as vague as I want. You cannot stop me.

Ange:

@bugbo

*hits the disabler again and disables her ability to be vague*

Ange: *destroys the disabler and any other disabler Una has*

@bugbo

Wow

Good thing I have other people with backups

But I can summon them later

What do you have against me

Ange: Your crimes, such as murd3r, fraud, and the ones I listed before.

@bugbo

And is that any of your business?

*pulls out another invention*

Ange: You're harming innocent lives. My job is to stop people like you.

@bugbo

Morality is so relative in today's world

I myself think no one is innocent

And you still can't prove that the me that did that was me

Ange: Then that means you don't think you are innocent either.

@bugbo

Never did I say I was

*holds up the invention*

Ange: I guess that is fair.

@bugbo

[the invention goes off]

DUCK!!

Ange: What?

@bugbo

[everything becomes duck]

:duck:

Ange: Erm..

@bugbo

:duck: :duck: :duck: :duck: :duck: :duck: :duck: :duck: :duck: :duck: :duck: :duck: :duck: :duck: :duck:

[quacking]: This is now your world.

Ange: No. It's not.

@bugbo

*unduckifiably duckifies her*

:duck: :duck: :duck: :duck:

Ange: *jumps off a cliff*

@bugbo

[the cliff is duck]

[the air is duck]

[nothing can be unducked]

[all is duck]

:duck: :duck: :duck:

Ange: You know what?

@bugbo

:duck:

Ange:

@bugbo

:duck: :duck: :duck: :duck: :duck: :duck: :duck: :duck: :duck: :duck: :duck:

Ange:

(idk what to do edfsiksiwjehvisw)

@bugbo

Neither do I let's just leave Ange in the Duckverse for a while))

(you won't get a reaction out of her though)

@bugbo

Uhh she'll live))

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@ghostiee

HELP

ALL THIS LMFAO

@OracIe

HELP))