Lil Dorito I swear if u don't get in my mouth i'll **** u with my teeth.

@-bread-

Bill: I'm sorry, WHAT?!

Me: (laughter) You, me, friends, starting now!

guess whos getting f***** up today

@-bread- bill: You, by my army?

me: bill, please dont threaten people.

bill: (in the same tone) mel, please shut your mouth.

me: i WILL get ford.

bill: . . . fiiiiine.

SHUT UP DORITO

@-bread- Bill: I"M NOT A DORITO IM YOUR LEADER FOR ALL ETERNITY-

and also get in my mouth...or else!

fine SHUT UP BILL

Thank You

bill: (grumbles) locket shut this peasent up.

me: fight your own battles dorito.

Bill: seriously, stop calling me that!

me: but you still get to call me ''locket?''

bill: Y E S

billll bill billl

billlllllllllll!!!!!

bill!!!!!

hurry i have 2 min left

@-bread- bill: W H A T

i van tell u tomorrow

ok so

i got ur girl friend hooked up with my brother now shes pregnant

ok now bye!!!

bill: I dont have a girlfriend idiot

@-bread-

i meant mom

@-bread- bill: out of those too.

REMEMBER REALITY IS AN ILLUSION THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLOGRAM BUY GOLD BYEEEEEEEE

Me: and remember, trust No-one~!

i meant uhh someone u care about

and now u can get in my mouthhhhhhhhhh "bill" theres a MABEL WORLD IN THERE DESTROY IT NOW

Bill: i''m not that dumb!

@-bread-

wdym i ate sparkle sprinkles

and now im a...UNICORN

@-bread- bill: Y-you idiot! that means i cant get close-

ha jk i just ate ur moms secret suger

my*

which is FUN DRIP THE DRIPIEST OF FUN

dorito,fun drip is the demon station

@-bread- dipper: uhhh, guys? mabel got into the smile dip again....

mabel: i am roar, hear me woman!

bill: alil deal will fix that RIIII-

dipper, ford and stan: NO.

stan if u give me 1000000$ I'll make ur business go crazyyyy

and did u see my names...

Mabel: smile dip ◎□◎ puppy unicorn

@-bread- stan: i may make bad decisions but i'm no idiot.

Ford: questionable...

Stan: what-

ford: nothing.

bill: your names are trash just like you!

me: BILL!

its fine GET THE F*** OUTTA HERE BILL I CAN K!LL SO GET THE F*** OUT

@-bread-
bill: ehhhh.... what the hell bread, i'll stay just ta **** ya off!

now stan i got u a leaf from 1 sec ago and thats it try and sell dat and thx for the money!

@-bread- stan: wait, i never gave you any!

gideon: no, but lil ol' me did!

stan: ...GideOOOOONNNNNNNNN! I'L **** YA!

its ok ill just get chucky tiffany ur mortal ememy elmo cookie monster scream and more

gideon shut up

twerks on bill*

@-bread- gideon: why i- how DARE you! a've already cured the pines, and dont forgit i can cure you too!

@-bread- bill: WHOAH PAL BACK THE FŪCK OFF!

me: MABEL LIKES U GIDEON

Mabel: What uhhh n-nyes?

Stan:ok whatever

ford: don't care

dipper: b-but he tried to ruin gravity falls

gideon:YOU DO MABEL I KNEW YOU WOULD COME BACK TO LIL OL ME!

bill there my besties let them stay pleaseeeeeeee

@-bread- dipper; GUYS SHES HIGH ON SMILE DIP SHE DOESNT LIKE GIDEON!

gideon: be quiet you! i've waited too long for ma sweet, sweet mabel-

@-bread- bill: eh. locket?

me: MABEL SNAP OUT OF IT

bill can chucky tiffany ur mortal ememy elmo cookie monster and more stay pleaseeeeeee

@-bread- i'd be willing to make a DEAL.

Me: NO MORE DEALS!

dipper: HELP ME WITH GIDEON OH MY GOD!

Mabel: I HATE SMILE DIP AND GIDEON
gideon: what but u said i was as sweet as pie you know what that means!

Mabel: fine :/

gideon: ok,will you marry me

Mabel: uhhhh nnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyynnnnnnyyyyynynyessss

me: ...

dipper: uhhh guys?

stan: MABELS GETTING MARRIED

ford: wth

me: ok *** is going on

@-bread- Me: guys, relax! gideon just needs a high five.

gideon: wh-

me: in the face, with a chair!

dipper: ehe, good one-

gideon: Mabel kiss me

Mabel: ok

gideon: yassss slay mama

everyone: wha-

Mabel: that was good daddy

everyone: OK WHAT

@-bread- THAT IS IT GIDEON IM GETTING THE DAMN BROOM!

Gideon: no, not the broom!

gideon: SLAY MAMA HELP

Mabel: YASSS DADDY IM COMING

@-bread- me: (smacks gideon) GET OUT YOU LITTLE JERK!
dipper: ...iloveyousomuch

me: wh-

dipper; I SAID NOTHING

Mabel: daddy guess what

gideon: what my lil sweet suger pie

Mabel: i'm pregnant

gideon: LIL OL ME IS GONNA BE A DAD

@-bread- everyone: W T F

me: ****

k!ll*

me: murder

me: d!e

me: leave forever

me: and never come back

@-bread- ford and stan; YOU ARE 13
me: (stabs lil gideon)

mabel: (snaps out ofit) whoo, i am NEVER eating THAT again- WTH GIDEON?!

Mabel: i'm in labor

gideon: oml passes out*

btw gideon can't die he's 166457 rn

me: WELL GO TO STAN

stan: WTH NO

ford: i'll deliver it delivers baby*

me: ...

@-bread- me and dipper: . . .

Ford and stan: . . .

Me: may... mabel.... you've ruined your life....

Dipper: seriously...

Stan: GIDEON SHE IS MY 13 YEAR OLD NIECE HOW DARE YOU TAKE ADVATAGE OF HER!

Bill: HAHAHA! i LIKE how this is turning out! (eats popcorn)

Dipper: BILL WTH?!

Me: HAS ANYONE SEEN BLENDIN WE NEED TO UNDO THIS CHAOS

lol

@-bread- dipper: t-this isn't funny! mabel, snap out of it, i mean good god, how much smile dip did you EAT-

mabel: ten shmillion shoeeesssssss

me: ... mabel get the fųck out of here

mabel: im 13

me: dont care

@-bread- me: no, mabel can stay. its gideon who needs to leave.

gideon: wha-what?!
soos: she's right, dude.

△never stop calling him that△

@LoveSage i wont lol

@CrystallizedDusk WHY IS THIS SO POPULAR---

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