DNI by xXgooner_123Xx

Q: What's in your pants?
A: The backrooms
We do not have uteruses or reproductive organs however we can spawn milkers or glizzys at will

By that logic we all pee out of our eyes (it's a very intimate process so pls don't ask to watch ^^)

We actually all can birth babies but out of various other orfices such as ears, mouth, nose, ect

We keep little rats in our pockets so we can be referred to as they/them and it be 'gramatically correct' in your eyes so yes we are a plural ^^

(this is satire)

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04 Sep, 2022, 8:15 am
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xXgooner_123Xx

04 Sep, 2022, 8:16 am

feel free to ask any nb related questions ^^

(again this post is a joke)

emluvzu

04 Sep, 2022, 9:47 am

as an nb i alrdy knew this information

NyxVoxStar

04 Sep, 2022, 12:15 pm

This is so daft that I love it! ^w^

VampireRat

04 Sep, 2022, 3:50 pm

wow.. sounds pretty correct to me!!

astrofiloo

04 Sep, 2022, 3:51 pm

@k1lljoys oh em gee congrats if they are <333

VampireRat

04 Sep, 2022, 3:52 pm

@k1lljoys ummmmmm.. im pro-death and that affends me /hj

astrofiloo

04 Sep, 2022, 3:53 pm

@k1lljoys @emluvzu @princexhyunjin @VampireRat yeah exactly just educating those who conform to the gender binary UnU

VampireRat

04 Sep, 2022, 3:55 pm

i dont really haha!

VampireRat

04 Sep, 2022, 3:56 pm

OHHH just read who you pinged LMAO sorry im schupid

astrofiloo

04 Sep, 2022, 3:58 pm

@RATS_HAHA no bc my mom actually used this as an example as to why they doesn't work as a pronoun :sob:

She was like 'would you call me they/them'
i told her 'if you wanted me to'
and then she went on a rant how they didn't make sense in singular form (it does) and was like 'maybe if i carried a little mouse in my pocket it would qualify me as a they/them since it'd be plural'
so guess who's getting a mouse /j

astrofiloo

04 Sep, 2022, 4:00 pm

@VampireRat c'mon bro we need to all support lilly in their process of shooting a child out of their ear.
how would you feel if you and @k1lljoys's roles were reversed and you were the one needing support UnU

VampireRat

04 Sep, 2022, 4:01 pm

@k1lljoys eugh disgustinggg! theyre like useless folds of flesh that do nothing exept cost money and cry!! *starts yelling infront of a hospital* NO MORE BABYS! NO MORE BABYS! (LMAO i wouldve got that even if you didnt put /j)

aiimorsx

04 Sep, 2022, 4:05 pm

lets sword fight

shsl_frog

04 Sep, 2022, 4:07 pm

enbies do not owe you androgyny. they do, however, owe you a little dance

astrofiloo

04 Sep, 2022, 4:12 pm

@shsl_frog nah we do not dance for anyone
we owe nobody anything except maybe money bc we often commit tax evasion

astrofiloo

04 Sep, 2022, 4:12 pm

@aiimorsx omg let's :pleading:

aiimorsx

04 Sep, 2022, 4:13 pm

yippee

astrofiloo

04 Sep, 2022, 4:36 pm

@k1lljoys HELP ARE THOSE THE REAL LYRICS??? MY MOM LOVES THAT SONG-

emluvzu

04 Sep, 2022, 6:01 pm

exactly

Zanity

04 Sep, 2022, 9:14 pm

i actually have a Q

if ur dating them do you just call them ur date, cuz u cant rlly say bf or gf..
what do you say?????

xXgooner_123Xx

04 Sep, 2022, 11:27 pm

@MRB68 some people say partner or significant other, i personally don't care if someone calls me their bf or gf

Sky_Galaxy

05 Sep, 2022, 2:08 am

@MRB68 I'm nb and boyflux but Inky still adresses me with masc pronouns

xXgooner_123Xx

09 Sep, 2022, 2:23 am

@_AsherAlt_ HUSH I AM VERY TALL
IM LIKE A **********

xXgooner_123Xx

09 Sep, 2022, 2:24 am

oh
it censored
IM LIKE A RLLY TALL BUILDING

angelic_mansion

27 Nov, 2022, 4:10 pm

lmao i love this

cipherz

01 Jan, 2023, 6:06 am

idk how we'd react to the 'you hv to be plural to use they/them' bc um yeh- /lh

hehehe.... this post is totally correct /sarc /lh

cipherz

01 Jan, 2023, 6:08 am

howd i even find ths post

cipherz

01 Jan, 2023, 6:08 am

oh liked paintings of beelinu lol....

xXgooner_123Xx

02 Jan, 2023, 1:39 am

@CipherDragon yeah this entire post is satire if that wasn't clear lol. One of the arguments against nb ppl is that they/them is plural even though the singular they is grammatically correct.
i use they/them prnssjjsjjdjcj

cipherz

02 Jan, 2023, 2:33 am

@echolocation ye ik

MarcyDarcy

21 Jan, 2023, 3:53 pm

boom
*head explodes*

xXgooner_123Xx

28 Mar, 2023, 1:32 am

@jaspers_monologue
omg

this is why u don't have they/them pronouns
it's bc u don't like rats

monologue

28 Mar, 2023, 5:06 pm

HELP WHT

monologue

28 Mar, 2023, 5:06 pm

WHAT<DOES THAMENA

xXgooner_123Xx

28 Mar, 2023, 8:00 pm

@jaspers_monologue READ THE DESC

monologue

28 Mar, 2023, 8:31 pm

HELP THA THE ONE PART I DIDNT REZC

xXgooner_123Xx

28 Mar, 2023, 8:39 pm

SOBS

VitaI

27 Nov, 2023, 9:57 pm

dude

im pretty sure thats called crying

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the rat fact is so smart bro :sob: /P0S

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