Q: What's in your pants?
A: The backrooms
We do not have uteruses or reproductive organs however we can spawn milkers or glizzys at will
By that logic we all pee out of our eyes (it's a very intimate process so pls don't ask to watch ^^)
We actually all can birth babies but out of various other orfices such as ears, mouth, nose, ect
We keep little rats in our pockets so we can be referred to as they/them and it be 'gramatically correct' in your eyes so yes we are a plural ^^
(this is satire)
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Comments
04 Sep, 2022, 8:16 am
feel free to ask any nb related questions ^^
(again this post is a joke)
04 Sep, 2022, 9:47 am
as an nb i alrdy knew this information
04 Sep, 2022, 12:15 pm
This is so daft that I love it! ^w^
04 Sep, 2022, 3:50 pm
wow.. sounds pretty correct to me!!
04 Sep, 2022, 3:51 pm
@k1lljoys oh em gee congrats if they are <333
04 Sep, 2022, 3:52 pm
@k1lljoys ummmmmm.. im pro-death and that affends me /hj
04 Sep, 2022, 3:53 pm
@k1lljoys @emluvzu @princexhyunjin @VampireRat yeah exactly just educating those who conform to the gender binary UnU
04 Sep, 2022, 3:55 pm
i dont really haha!
04 Sep, 2022, 3:56 pm
OHHH just read who you pinged LMAO sorry im schupid
04 Sep, 2022, 3:58 pm
@RATS_HAHA no bc my mom actually used this as an example as to why they doesn't work as a pronoun :sob:
She was like 'would you call me they/them'
i told her 'if you wanted me to'
and then she went on a rant how they didn't make sense in singular form (it does) and was like 'maybe if i carried a little mouse in my pocket it would qualify me as a they/them since it'd be plural'
so guess who's getting a mouse /j
04 Sep, 2022, 4:00 pm
@VampireRat c'mon bro we need to all support lilly in their process of shooting a child out of their ear.
how would you feel if you and @k1lljoys's roles were reversed and you were the one needing support UnU
04 Sep, 2022, 4:01 pm
@k1lljoys eugh disgustinggg! theyre like useless folds of flesh that do nothing exept cost money and cry!! *starts yelling infront of a hospital* NO MORE BABYS! NO MORE BABYS! (LMAO i wouldve got that even if you didnt put /j)
04 Sep, 2022, 4:05 pm
lets sword fight
04 Sep, 2022, 4:07 pm
enbies do not owe you androgyny. they do, however, owe you a little dance
04 Sep, 2022, 4:12 pm
@shsl_frog nah we do not dance for anyone
we owe nobody anything except maybe money bc we often commit tax evasion
04 Sep, 2022, 4:12 pm
@aiimorsx omg let's :pleading:
04 Sep, 2022, 4:13 pm
yippee
04 Sep, 2022, 4:36 pm
@k1lljoys HELP ARE THOSE THE REAL LYRICS??? MY MOM LOVES THAT SONG-
04 Sep, 2022, 6:01 pm
exactly
04 Sep, 2022, 9:14 pm
i actually have a Q
if ur dating them do you just call them ur date, cuz u cant rlly say bf or gf..
what do you say?????
04 Sep, 2022, 11:27 pm
@MRB68 some people say partner or significant other, i personally don't care if someone calls me their bf or gf
05 Sep, 2022, 2:08 am
@MRB68 I'm nb and boyflux but Inky still adresses me with masc pronouns
09 Sep, 2022, 2:23 am
@_AsherAlt_ HUSH I AM VERY TALL
IM LIKE A **********
09 Sep, 2022, 2:24 am
oh
it censored
IM LIKE A RLLY TALL BUILDING
27 Nov, 2022, 4:10 pm
lmao i love this
01 Jan, 2023, 6:06 am
idk how we'd react to the 'you hv to be plural to use they/them' bc um yeh- /lh
hehehe.... this post is totally correct /sarc /lh
01 Jan, 2023, 6:08 am
howd i even find ths post
01 Jan, 2023, 6:08 am
oh liked paintings of beelinu lol....
02 Jan, 2023, 1:39 am
@CipherDragon yeah this entire post is satire if that wasn't clear lol. One of the arguments against nb ppl is that they/them is plural even though the singular they is grammatically correct.
i use they/them prnssjjsjjdjcj
02 Jan, 2023, 2:33 am
@echolocation ye ik
21 Jan, 2023, 3:53 pm
boom
*head explodes*
28 Mar, 2023, 1:32 am
@jaspers_monologue
omg
this is why u don't have they/them pronouns
it's bc u don't like rats
28 Mar, 2023, 5:06 pm
HELP WHT
28 Mar, 2023, 5:06 pm
WHAT<DOES THAMENA
28 Mar, 2023, 8:00 pm
@jaspers_monologue READ THE DESC
28 Mar, 2023, 8:31 pm
HELP THA THE ONE PART I DIDNT REZC
28 Mar, 2023, 8:39 pm
SOBS
27 Nov, 2023, 9:57 pm
dude
im pretty sure thats called crying
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the rat fact is so smart bro :sob: /P0S