'shiver me timbers edgar'

@EchoHere what about it

nothing
it was just poetic
imma write it on my wall

@EchoHere lovely

go cry to your roblox gf im screaming

help im sleepy

@jaspers_monologue go sleep then

wow u just cured insomnia aii what a legend

EW DID U SEE WHAT THEY DID TO SUBWAY SURFERS ??

@EchoHere ikr

@jaspers_monologue huh no wht did they do to subway surfers

@jaspers_monologue is it the roblox stories with subway surfers in the bg

dying

@beelinu as you should

no they made a separate game and it looks like dog **** what,the **** did they do

@beelinu honestly

@jaspers_monologue wait actually??

@jaspers_monologue what is it called

@EchoHere yeesaah and its limited to apple play store only like rw

train skaterboarders

oh rip android users

idr i just got an ad for it and i forgor but it was subway surfers *something*

@jaspers_monologue its prolly fanmade

@EchoHere if they got it for android it would only be 2 pixels and 2 fps

@hanksemobaddie no im deadass it was sponsored by apple and iunno if im like drunk and half asleep but it looked official i wouldnt have gotten an ad on yt if it was unofficial

and to load into the game it'd take 3 hours

@EchoHere 5 days*

@EchoHere 2 seconds into the game and then your phone crashes

@jaspers_monologue ew djdjdjd

i almost just died trying to put one of my 'tiktok girl bedroom decor vines' back on the wall

i could've fallen to my death and you wouldn't even know

@EchoHere oH emH GeE turn your led lights red so it looks like you get bitches

@jaspers_monologue **** i make them red bc it's my favorite color

but the fact that you knew i had led lights hurts

@EchoHere PSKFJGHHFF

@jaspers_monologue LET ME LIVE SUDJDJFK
I BET YOU DONT HAVE A DISCO BALL IN UR ROOM

my fav color is red too fjdjdjfj

i have this led moon thingy

@hanksemobaddie wait did u get it from amazong
did it come with a stand
is it wooden

omg i have a little led moon too-
did it come with a wooden stand?

the stand
is the stand wooden
not the moon

@EchoHere OMFHFHFH

OMG DO WE ALL HAVE THE SAME MOON

@jaspers_monologue no i got it from school

it has a stand thingy but its not wooden

@EchoHere U HAVE A MOON TOO??
IM SOBBING

@hanksemobaddie ew you dont have the moon i bet ur pp is small

YES LMAO ITS ON MY DESK

i think it isnt wooden, lemme check cuz its brown

@jaspers_monologue it is, i can vouch

@jaspers_monologue my pp is 12 inches, frick off

/J

@EchoHere mine is light flavored

light flavore dwood

what is it calld

i think its wooden

the best wood in minecraft the white one what is it called i think its the same kind of wood

@jaspers_monologue tf idk what its called

@jaspers_monologue you tasted the wood?

@jaspers_monologue BRITISH TREE???!?!1!1

@jaspers_monologue oh birch wood?

EW BRITISH TREE WOOD SUCKS

"light flavored"
yummy

@EchoHere ye dat one

why are we talking about wood

bc wood

the best wood is spruce wood, hands down

@EchoHere which one is that one

@EchoHere spruce is ugly asf

the one that comes from spruce trees-

no jk it's a little darker than oak and comes from the christmas trees

@EchoHere racist

@jaspers_monologue no ur ugly asf

spruce is godly and secsee
if spruce was a person id smash them
/j

this is tree bullying,
THIS IS TREE HARRASSMENT

@hanksemobaddie WHAT??

@EchoHere im going to draw you giving a tree a pizza

i am not a tree bully i just have preferences

@hanksemobaddie WMJSHDSDIS

@EchoHere racism

you guys are just sprucephobic

@EchoHere u harassed a tree

i would never harass a tree
how dare you accuse me of hate crimes and being rude to the environment

people like you are why global warming exists

@EchoHere u like tree pp

@EchoHere u said u would smash a tree, thats racist

@EchoHere wow ok
actually global warming DOESNT exist so boom /j /s

that's not racist don't hate on me bc im treesëxual

@jaspers_monologue i bet you actively set forest fires

@EchoHere i ship u with trees /j

i ship me with trees too
but only spruce trees

also im the lorax (real)

@EchoHere i do for my gender reveal partys uwu oxo i need all of america know my baby has a benis

@EchoHere actually i set the trees on fire

anti lorax gang

LET IT DIE, LET IT DIE

LET IT SHRIVEL UP AND-

@jaspers_monologue oh em gee susan that's so quirky of you

but still
only you can prevent wildfires

anti-lorax gang is a hate group smh
i cant believe you would be in such a vile gang

@jaspers_monologue WOOOOO

I JUST NUKED ALABAMA AND THE SMOKE WAS BLUE
YEAAAAA LETS GO IM GOING TO HAVE ANOTHER CHILD TO DROP-KICK

guys im the onceler im a tumblr se.xyman

ANTI LORAX ANTI TREES I AM THE ONCELERR RR I SPEAK FOR THE BEES IDK

@EchoHere i am the leader of anti lorax gang

@jaspers_monologue SHUT UP YOU KILLED BEE MOVIE SCRIPT JR

@jaspers_monologue u speak for the seas

mr beast

true jasper is the onceler

@jaspers_monologue it's okay you have a good character arc and help some emo kid plant a tree later (no spoilers tho)

@hanksemobaddie mr beastler

#teamtrees or #teamseas

@EchoHere HPW BA A A A D CAN I BE

team bees

rip bee movie script and bee movie script jr

team bees isnt an option
bee movie script jr jr is on a tree i hope you know that

@jaspers_monologue im only ever gonna draw u as the onceler now /j

frick you what did my boy barry bee benson do to you @EchoHere

he literally killed every plant and stole a guys girlfriend

@EchoHere that was the woman's fault for eating pizza with a bee

@EchoHere he replanted the flowers smh

i think she ate cake with him but same effect probably

he still sued the human race tho

LMAO THAT'S LIKE

"he stabbed 4 people"
"well he made sure they were okay afterwards"

@EchoHere i forgot that happened

@EchoHere hdhdjjjd

bro he sued the human race for taking honey he didn't even make

like he wasn't at all contributing to honey production

bro he's the real villain

@EchoHere oh well

im suing you for hate crimes and making me overthink the bee movie

@EchoHere bees r going extinct which means u gotta support them

help i randomly just thought of the rip-off finding nemo movie

you know who's a bee?
that dumb bıtch chloe from miraculous
i aint supporting that

wait rip-off finding nemo???
i wanna watch it whats it called?

@EchoHere lmao her miraculous got tooken away and they gave it to her fake adopted sister

@EchoHere finding jesus

@EchoHere finding jesus
(thats literally what its called)

@jaspers_monologue LMAO U KNOW IT TOO DJDJDSJSHF

LMAO WHAT

@hanksemobaddie saberspark told me *prayer hands*

@EchoHere ITS A REAL THING NO JOKE

@jaspers_monologue I THINK I WATCHED THE ACTUAL MOVIE THATS WHY I KNOW IT

ITS A MEME ON TIKTOK TOO

imma find and watch this movie this sounds golden

@hanksemobaddie pls i need to see this im looking it up on yt rn to see if its free

@hanksemobaddie remember when they had like an hour long movie on tiktok or is it just me

@jaspers_monologue it better be free with ads

@jaspers_monologue theres only 10 minute tiktok vids

@jaspers_monologue do u mean the one with 50 parts to it

at the official marriage meetup we're watching finding jesus and sharkboy and lavagirl

@hanksemobaddie no i mean like the actual movie on tiktok it was 1 video and like 1:30 hoeur s long

@EchoHere im watching finifng jesus rn hoping to find enlightenment *prayer hands*

@jaspers_monologue its just you, tiktoks cant be a hour long djkjjd

@EchoHere this movie is so bad already help its been 1 minute

@hanksemobaddie i swear on my ****** life that existed

@EchoHere whats wrong with shark boy and lava girl

@jaspers_monologue i hope you find jesus and become straight
im praying for you kevin :pensive:

/j

@jaspers_monologue LMAO U FOUND IT???

@hanksemobaddie nothing- that movie was my childhood

@EchoHere K-K-KEVIN?? THE MINION??

@hanksemobaddie its free ,, first thing that comes up when u look it up on yt
its like not cropped or anything either its the full,movie

@jaspers_monologue BAHAHAHHSJSJDMFJDJKF

@EchoHere oh my god jesus exists and i suddenly *urk* like women

ive spent too much time watching ppl play gartic phone

@EchoHere wait dwman i guessi wouldnt be a boy if jess existed um anyways

jasper = minion real

@jaspers_monologue imma watch it while i go t sleep
we can discuss and do a full movie review tmrw

@hanksemobaddie rubberross????

finding jebus

@EchoHere "1,000 juuls"

@jaspers_monologue YES RUBBERROSS

@EchoHere 5hey just said that in the movie helep

@jaspers_monologue oh shi true

i meant im praying for u Linda :pensive:

@jaspers_monologue I WAS WATCHING HIS VIDS DJFJEJEJR

@EchoHere ew no please never refer to me as a feminine name again im not the ********* from lucifer

thera.pist

@jaspers_monologue omg 1,000 juuls?? they're vaping???
this was supposed to be godly

tell me how jesus gets kidnapped

"iN jjEsUs' nAmE!!! AMeN"
i hate this movie already no offense to christians or anything but remove this movie from your fandom this fanfic isnt good

jesus lore

*madcom 10 soundtrack starts playing*

@jaspers_monologue WAIT IS THE FISH ACTUALLY JESUS???

@hanksemobaddie no they just said that casually in a sentence /srs

@jaspers_monologue hmmmm

@jaspers_monologue i actually cant tell if ur being fr

MF CAN U NIT READ I SAID SRS SHHGN

/srs/srs/srs

when i get my phone im making a fake jesus lore vid

did you know "excersising regular graditude to god can work wonders in our lives"

@jaspers_monologue U SAID CASUALLY AND IT SOUNDED SARCASTIC

@jaspers_monologue i had 7 strokes reading that

@jaspers_monologue im sobbing
im gonna hate this movie aren't i

im screaming and throwing up help this movie feels like im being preached to by my math teacher about how god loves me and how i should go to church because my coat looked like a church coat

pp lore petition

@EchoHere 100%

@jaspers_monologue i think i watched a different finding nemo rip off then

yknow what's a good Christian fanfic veggie tales

if you have a problem with veggie tales dni /j

@hanksemobaddie smh god doesnt love you anymor he made ur pp small cuz u didnt watch finding jess

@EchoHere oh emg e ik????????rr????

@jaspers_monologue i said i think, u god damn minion

@jaspers_monologue bro im p sure teacher aren't supposed to talk about religion???
at least out here they arent my teacher got fired partially bc of that reason

pac man

im deadass when i say this movie is giving me a headache i cant tell if its god trying to pUnIsh mE fOr mY SInS or if im just tired

@EchoHere my mom forced me to go to catechism (i think u spell it like that)

@jaspers_monologue oop instead of finding jesus he found you and is now cursing your cranium

@hanksemobaddie is that Catholic?

@jaspers_monologue bro go to sleep its like 1am for u

@EchoHere yea

@EchoHere lmao she was a religious fanatic
one time some kid in my class (he wore goggle glasses) said "oh my god" and she straight up seriously said "dont say gods name in vain" and he got in trouble for it

"jesus finds me" im making that the title of my fake jesus lore vid

@EchoHere i lied to her once and she preached to me about how lying is a sin and i need to clean my slate or i wont go to heaven

bro he's not gonna sleep now
defying god is like his favorite pastime

@EchoHere she had a cross in her classroom and i genuinely considered turning it upside down to see her reactiob

@jaspers_monologue bro what-
i would've reported her ahh to the school

@EchoHere jesus can find these nuts

hey jesus,, can i get a ******** that'd be sweet

LMAO BECOME A SCARY NUN @jaspers_monologue

@jaspers_monologue bro i made a sword out of paper towel rolls when i was like 8 and my parents yelled at me bc it looked like an upside down cross

ballsa ck

@jaspers_nunologue

@EchoHere pls ??

HAAHAHHA

@jaspers_monologue if u just magically gained balls rn would you be a Christian

@shanes_monologue @jaspers_dialogue @jaspers_nunalogue when does it end

@EchoHere nah if i magically had a flat chest tho i would instantly be gods #1 fan

@jaspers_monologue help jaspers_dialogue-

@jaspers_monologue bro same ong

help im supposed to b a Christian-

@EchoHere not anymore♥

@EchoHere the funny thing about being trans is that you can just say youre always crossdressing

@jaspers_monologue you've taken me to the dark side /j

one time in catechism we were doing this thing where if there was stuff we thought was bad we would go to the right side of the room and if it was stuff that wasnt bad we would go to the left side

they asked us if people playing with our hair was good
and i said "no they will give me lice" and then i went to the left side

and then everyone followed me

it was so funny

idk why i just remembered this

@EchoHere yes i have im a terrible influence baybe

@jaspers_monologue Christians still wouldnt like that lol
esp if you're mtf

yall be having church while i sit at home making fun of jesus with my family

right side* rip

@jaspers_monologue ew i dont like going

@hanksemobaddie lice is against the lord :pensive:

i waste a hour of my life going

@EchoHere muahahaha

i barely go to church yippee

@EchoHere empy i think you know the last demographic i appeal to are christians. i literally have my pronouns in my bio. i have the fact that i am a hom.ose.xual in my bio. the last people i want to please are people who think my entire existence is a sin and that im going to hell for being me

@jaspers_monologue ong i wish i could stop going
every thing is anti-gay, gender roles, or everything i like being a ticket to hell it's exhausting

like no offense but

@jaspers_monologue ofc u (wanted to) have blue hair and pronouns smh

@jaspers_monologue yeah i get it trying to appeal to Christians is like walking on eggshells

uh oh i thought about hank j wimbleton before i thought abt god, guess i wont go to heaven

@EchoHere PLS DHFHFN I FORGOT ABOUT THAT

@EchoHere but fr tho it is

lmao aii prays to hank every morning

@hanksemobaddie god unlengthened ur pp by 2 inches... keep this behavior up and you'll have 0.1 inch pp...

how did we get from f-cking trees to Christianity

"jebus is not our god!!!1!!1!1"

"jesus doesnt have sunglasses!!"

"jesus doesnt have red eyes"

"jesus doesnt have a gun!!!!"

"jebus is not our jesus!11!!1!1!1!1"

that was a real thing btw i have it in my camera roll

aiis hell is just small pps everywhere

@hanksemobaddie post it ong

NO I DONT PRAY TO HANK EVERY MORNING

@jaspers_monologue lmao i will

yes post it pls

sorry every morning and night*

@EchoHere lol once i get my phone i will

@EchoHere i dont pray to him i just think about his f***ing tiddies /j

lol jk first thing i do in the morning is watch yt cuz i got no life

breaking news
influential tiktoker and artist aiimorsx exposed for not praying to jesus,, but to hank j. wimbleton from the obscene and graphic web series dubbed "madness combat". it is critical to monitor what your child is watching because we have lunatics such as aiimorsx promoting to our small children that murdering people is ok and its good to worship a mass murderer. next time,, on the news

this just in
she stated that she not only prays to him but also has an entire room devoted to what she dubs 'hanks tiddies'

@jaspers_monologue i screens hitted that bc thats funny

@EchoHere HELP WHAT DMDJMJDF

STOP IM WHEEZING

hank tiddies

MY USERNAME MAKES IT WORSE HELP

you should rename ur acc @hankslefttiddie

@jaspers_monologue LMAO NO ILL GET BANNED

@jaspers_monologue YES OMG
SPEEDRUN AIIS BAN PT 2

nuhuh
if it were bannable it'd be censored

email the colors team and ask for permission

@jaspers_monologue U MAKE THE ACC

ok

she has a cross in her room but instead of jesus on it, it just has hank r34

@EchoHere WHAT

@EchoHere EMPEE

huh

someone sent me jebus r34 once

bro what-

they had so many pics of jebus wjdjekwje

they kept sending me r34 of their oc :sob:

wait r we gonna get in trouble?
this is disrespectful to a whole ahh group of people

@hanksemobaddie BRO WHAT-

@EchoHere :sob:

@EchoHere the jesus thing..?

the acc is @hankslefttittie,, pass is the same as emodababy
someone can activatite it if tey want im super tieed help

HELP HE ACTUALLY MADE IT

LMO<SJIJDIDJVJD

@hanksemobaddie also yeah..

we can do the crush trend on that acc but instead of us it's hank simpers

@EchoHere JSJSHSHHAHAHAHAHA

"comment if u simp for hank, like if ur my friend"

are you able to activate it or nah?
bc i can do it tmrw if not

like if you simp for hank, comment if you really simp for hank
if you dont simp for him dni

@EchoHere i cant, dont got my phone

@EchoHere even better

mkay yeah ill do it tmrw if i remember

my moms in the living room watching trainsphobic shi on th tv :pleading_face:

@EchoHere oof

@EchoHere go cancel her

imma go make a long ranty twitter post abt her and send it to people

@EchoHere yes

and then ill tell her hank is the real jesus (not clickbait)

also help what would we even post on the other acc

@EchoHere SJDHDDJJD

auditor and tricky r real jesus bc they got halo

just a bunch of pictures of hank

but like in the style of those colors posts that b like
'oh em gee guys i have a cwushy wushy- should i tell them??'

oh true

@EchoHere LMAO YEA LETS DO THAT

ALL THE POSTS R HANK OR MADCOM RELATED LMAO

guyz,,, @/blender is my crushy wushy,,, dont tell them!!! >////<

hank x blender real

lmao yes omg

@EchoHere dddjdjdjjdud

rip blender is a real acc

@/hanksblender real