1. Did u hear bout the dentist and manicurist?
-they fought tooth and nail!
2. my doctor said i was blood type-A,
- but it was a Type-O!
3.Why cant a bicycle stand on its own?
-cause its two tired!
(MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE CAUSE ITS GOT A SEAGULL LOL)
4. If a seagull flies over the sea, what flies over the bay?
- a bagel!
#imfun
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Comments
30 May, 2022, 3:55 am
@Mewsea U ASKED FOR IT! LOL XDDD
30 May, 2022, 4:14 am
@Lydi073 I am such a corny cornball!!! You need to put me in the microwave honey lmao
30 May, 2022, 4:17 am
@Cucumber_Galaxy PFFTTTT! LMAO XD
30 May, 2022, 5:53 am
the seagull one is my favXD
30 May, 2022, 6:06 am
@IM_COOL123
same! seagulls are my favorite animal! lol! ^w^
30 May, 2022, 9:45 am
BEST PUNS EVER
30 May, 2022, 11:54 am
@MoonieChan @ruthie
PRFFT! thanks! XD
30 May, 2022, 11:56 am
@Mia_Liz we must be far apart then? when i wrote this it was like 1am
now its 7:55am here! XD
30 May, 2022, 12:03 pm
Hey, I'm type O
30 May, 2022, 12:08 pm
@WarriorOfChaos
LOL! u sUrE iT aInt a tYpe-o? XDD
30 May, 2022, 12:22 pm
OHMYGOSH PUNNNNNZZZZZZZZZ
30 May, 2022, 12:28 pm
@Avifauna LOL TOO MANY PUNSS!! XDD
30 May, 2022, 1:37 pm
distant sobbing noises
30 May, 2022, 2:47 pm
Omg, you actually did it, lol.
I don't see how part 2 is any worse, but I still appreciate it. XD
I just learned that bagels are little sh-ts, actually. And they remind me of bagles.
30 May, 2022, 4:33 pm
They're so bad they're good LMAO XP
30 May, 2022, 5:49 pm
@WarriorOfChaos IM SO SORRY XDDD
@Alexa_Bella @Outsweeters pfft! XD
30 May, 2022, 5:49 pm
@LeTJBOI
LOL thanks i think?! XD
30 May, 2022, 5:50 pm
@NekoNekoREEE lol! XD
30 May, 2022, 5:51 pm
@Mewsea FAX! we all know what Terrible little shuts bagels are! LMAO XD
30 May, 2022, 9:32 pm
cats r my fav animals, but seagulls are great too!:)
30 May, 2022, 9:41 pm
@IM_COOL123 yeah, cats are my second fav! and then horses! ^w^
30 May, 2022, 9:57 pm
i think i actually DID ride a horse before.
long time ago....i wouldnt b able to remember..
i would love 2 do it again tho!
30 May, 2022, 10:41 pm
@IM_COOL123 aww thats nice! i hope u get to!
im pretty good at riding! i cant afford my own horse,
but sometimes (for like a bday of something important!) i get to go to a nearby farm and ride! ^w^
only the horse i sometimes get likes to try and buck me off!w hich is actually alot of fun! ... until you hit the ground after a 8ft flight! Lol! XD
they always give me him cause the little little kids need the tamest. so i get mister rodeo clown! XD
i love it tho! wouldnt change it! XD
30 May, 2022, 10:44 pm
@IM_COOL123
and normally every wed. i go to a friends farm, and although im not allowed to ride, i get to brush, and clean, work-out, horses and donkeys! (sometimes i even get to drive the tractor- or play 'extra farrier!')! which is great!!! ^w^
30 May, 2022, 10:49 pm
that sounds fun!!!!
i would be terrible at riding tho.
the bull at Big Air, for example.
i would go, and just be holding on for dear life.
it's tossing me around and stuff.
then, it THROWS me off! im like, "Hey! whats ur deal!"
then i go to the next game.XD
(i would be sore for the rest of the day, however.
30 May, 2022, 11:19 pm
@IM_COOL123 now see ive broken in several horses for some friends,
u have to hold on while they buck for a lonnnng time! XD
ive also had a horse lay down on my inner leg (which broke it) , and ive had several horses step on my toes(and brake em)! nooooot fun! XD
30 May, 2022, 11:31 pm
ow!
i only broken a bone once.
that was when i feel down, and broke my colar bone. (i think that's how you spell it.)
30 May, 2022, 11:43 pm
@IM_COOL123
oh goodness! thats a serious place to break! :o
yeah, thankfully they healed pretty quickly! ^w^
other than that, and my finger once, i dont remember ever breaking anything else! XD
31 May, 2022, 12:38 am
yeah.
my brother split open his head once.
the metal swing hit him on the head and BAM he had to get a stich.
31 May, 2022, 12:39 am
he's fine now tho.
31 May, 2022, 12:50 am
@IM_COOL123 OUCH! o-0
thats weird tho! my brother had to get stitches on his head once! only his was a skateboarding accident.
he tried to do an Ollie on a concrete bar, failed, and hit his head on it! it really scared me when that happened cause i was like only 5, and i saw it happen and had to run get my mom! he had a real bad concussion from that.
31 May, 2022, 1:16 am
ooh really!?
that must've been hard to watch, especially if u were only 5..
31 May, 2022, 1:44 am
@IM_COOL123 yeah. i remember when it happened but i dont remember the hospital or ambulance after that!
thankfully he was and is ok!
15 May, 2023, 4:19 pm
@Sugar-Sweets LMAO I LOVE 2
15 May, 2023, 4:21 pm
@WatermelonSugar OH MY LORD I FORGOT THESEEE XD
15 May, 2023, 4:22 pm
@Sugar-Sweets XD I LOVE LOOKING THRU UR OLD ART
15 May, 2023, 4:30 pm
@WatermelonSugar PFFFT NOT MY HORRORS NOOOHH XDD
15 May, 2023, 4:31 pm
@Sugar-Sweets I'll show ya my shart art from months ago