my WORST puns! by Lydi073

1. Did u hear bout the dentist and manicurist?
-they fought tooth and nail!

2. my doctor said i was blood type-A,
- but it was a Type-O!

3.Why cant a bicycle stand on its own?
-cause its two tired!
(MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE CAUSE ITS GOT A SEAGULL LOL)
4. If a seagull flies over the sea, what flies over the bay?
- a bagel!

#imfun

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30 May, 2022, 3:52 am
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Lydi073

30 May, 2022, 3:55 am

@Mewsea U ASKED FOR IT! LOL XDDD

Sky_Galaxy

30 May, 2022, 4:14 am

@Lydi073 I am such a corny cornball!!! You need to put me in the microwave honey lmao

Lydi073

30 May, 2022, 4:17 am

@Cucumber_Galaxy PFFTTTT! LMAO XD

IM_COOL123

30 May, 2022, 5:53 am

the seagull one is my favXD

Lydi073

30 May, 2022, 6:06 am

@IM_COOL123
same! seagulls are my favorite animal! lol! ^w^

Madzzz_MCR

30 May, 2022, 9:45 am

BEST PUNS EVER

Lydi073

30 May, 2022, 11:54 am

@MoonieChan @ruthie
PRFFT! thanks! XD

Lydi073

30 May, 2022, 11:56 am

@Mia_Liz we must be far apart then? when i wrote this it was like 1am
now its 7:55am here! XD

WarriorOfChaos

30 May, 2022, 12:03 pm

Hey, I'm type O

Lydi073

30 May, 2022, 12:08 pm

@WarriorOfChaos
LOL! u sUrE iT aInt a tYpe-o? XDD

LeonardBirdstein

30 May, 2022, 12:22 pm

OHMYGOSH PUNNNNNZZZZZZZZZ

Lydi073

30 May, 2022, 12:28 pm

@Avifauna LOL TOO MANY PUNSS!! XDD

WarriorOfChaos

30 May, 2022, 1:37 pm

distant sobbing noises

Mewsea

30 May, 2022, 2:47 pm

Omg, you actually did it, lol.

I don't see how part 2 is any worse, but I still appreciate it. XD

I just learned that bagels are little sh-ts, actually. And they remind me of bagles.

_tjz_

30 May, 2022, 4:33 pm

They're so bad they're good LMAO XP

Lydi073

30 May, 2022, 5:49 pm

@WarriorOfChaos IM SO SORRY XDDD

@Alexa_Bella @Outsweeters pfft! XD

Lydi073

30 May, 2022, 5:49 pm

@LeTJBOI
LOL thanks i think?! XD

Lydi073

30 May, 2022, 5:50 pm

@NekoNekoREEE lol! XD

Lydi073

30 May, 2022, 5:51 pm

@Mewsea FAX! we all know what Terrible little shuts bagels are! LMAO XD

IM_COOL123

30 May, 2022, 9:32 pm

cats r my fav animals, but seagulls are great too!:)

Lydi073

30 May, 2022, 9:41 pm

@IM_COOL123 yeah, cats are my second fav! and then horses! ^w^

IM_COOL123

30 May, 2022, 9:57 pm

i think i actually DID ride a horse before.
long time ago....i wouldnt b able to remember..

i would love 2 do it again tho!

Lydi073

30 May, 2022, 10:41 pm

@IM_COOL123 aww thats nice! i hope u get to!
im pretty good at riding! i cant afford my own horse,
but sometimes (for like a bday of something important!) i get to go to a nearby farm and ride! ^w^
only the horse i sometimes get likes to try and buck me off!w hich is actually alot of fun! ... until you hit the ground after a 8ft flight! Lol! XD
they always give me him cause the little little kids need the tamest. so i get mister rodeo clown! XD
i love it tho! wouldnt change it! XD

Lydi073

30 May, 2022, 10:44 pm

@IM_COOL123
and normally every wed. i go to a friends farm, and although im not allowed to ride, i get to brush, and clean, work-out, horses and donkeys! (sometimes i even get to drive the tractor- or play 'extra farrier!')! which is great!!! ^w^

IM_COOL123

30 May, 2022, 10:49 pm

that sounds fun!!!!
i would be terrible at riding tho.
the bull at Big Air, for example.
i would go, and just be holding on for dear life.
it's tossing me around and stuff.
then, it THROWS me off! im like, "Hey! whats ur deal!"
then i go to the next game.XD
(i would be sore for the rest of the day, however.

Lydi073

30 May, 2022, 11:19 pm

@IM_COOL123 now see ive broken in several horses for some friends,
u have to hold on while they buck for a lonnnng time! XD
ive also had a horse lay down on my inner leg (which broke it) , and ive had several horses step on my toes(and brake em)! nooooot fun! XD

IM_COOL123

30 May, 2022, 11:31 pm

ow!
i only broken a bone once.
that was when i feel down, and broke my colar bone. (i think that's how you spell it.)

Lydi073

30 May, 2022, 11:43 pm

@IM_COOL123
oh goodness! thats a serious place to break! :o
yeah, thankfully they healed pretty quickly! ^w^
other than that, and my finger once, i dont remember ever breaking anything else! XD

IM_COOL123

31 May, 2022, 12:38 am

yeah.
my brother split open his head once.
the metal swing hit him on the head and BAM he had to get a stich.

IM_COOL123

31 May, 2022, 12:39 am

he's fine now tho.

Lydi073

31 May, 2022, 12:50 am

@IM_COOL123 OUCH! o-0
thats weird tho! my brother had to get stitches on his head once! only his was a skateboarding accident.
he tried to do an Ollie on a concrete bar, failed, and hit his head on it! it really scared me when that happened cause i was like only 5, and i saw it happen and had to run get my mom! he had a real bad concussion from that.

IM_COOL123

31 May, 2022, 1:16 am

ooh really!?
that must've been hard to watch, especially if u were only 5..

Lydi073

31 May, 2022, 1:44 am

@IM_COOL123 yeah. i remember when it happened but i dont remember the hospital or ambulance after that!
thankfully he was and is ok!

Flickerr

15 May, 2023, 4:19 pm

@Sugar-Sweets LMAO I LOVE 2

BakedBeanz

15 May, 2023, 4:21 pm

@WatermelonSugar OH MY LORD I FORGOT THESEEE XD

Flickerr

15 May, 2023, 4:22 pm

@Sugar-Sweets XD I LOVE LOOKING THRU UR OLD ART

BakedBeanz

15 May, 2023, 4:30 pm

@WatermelonSugar PFFFT NOT MY HORRORS NOOOHH XDD

Flickerr

15 May, 2023, 4:31 pm

@Sugar-Sweets I'll show ya my shart art from months ago

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