My 4 best jokes! by Lydi073
(Lord forgive me of my puns!)
1.Why dont pirates take a shower before walking the plank?
-because they just wash up shore!
2. How many telemarketers does it take to change a lightbulb?
- only one but he has to do it while your eating dinner!
3.Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
- because every play has a cast!
4.Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
-he just needed a little space!
LOL SORRY YALL FORGIVE ME! XD
#imfun
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30 May, 2022, 2:43 am
@_Noodlefromdabucket.
30 May, 2022, 2:43 am
amazing *claps aggressively*
30 May, 2022, 2:44 am
whoops! XD
@_Noodlefromdabucket_
wahlaa! XD
30 May, 2022, 2:44 am
@Empyreal LMAO IM SORRY U HAD TO SEE THIS HORROR! XD
30 May, 2022, 2:49 am
@_Noodlefromdabucket_ LOL TY! XD
30 May, 2022, 2:59 am
*intense claps ariseth from the studio*
Malt: Dang proud!
Dark: Eh...
Vaati: *thumbs up*
Dream: Nice! :D
Nm: P U N S ?
30 May, 2022, 3:00 am
@InkDrawz PFFFTTT LMAO XDD
30 May, 2022, 3:22 am
They actually did make me chuckle, not gonna lie. xD
That background, though. Nice colors!
Can we get a part 2!? If these are your best jokes, what about your worst jokes? xD
30 May, 2022, 3:31 am
XD I always love puns-even if theyre corny!
I like the "break a leg" one the most!:)
30 May, 2022, 3:34 am
@Lydi073 I love the claustrophobic one lmao
30 May, 2022, 3:37 am
@Mewsea OH NOOOO
NOT MOREEE
THE PAIN! THE HORROR! XD
(ok fineeeee! LOL XD)
30 May, 2022, 3:37 am
@IM_COOL123 @Cucumber_Galaxy
thx! LOLXD
30 May, 2022, 3:43 am
oh and Lydi, WhY WoULd wE NeEd tO ForGivE YoU?
to me, it's better to come up with puns, rather than not being able to come up with an origanal joke!XD
30 May, 2022, 3:54 am
@IM_COOL123 PFFT
BECAUSE THESE JOKES ARE TERRIBLE!!! LOL XDD
30 May, 2022, 5:53 am
NAH! THEY'RE FINE!!!
30 May, 2022, 12:03 pm
I don't get the second one. Please explain?
30 May, 2022, 12:08 pm
@WarriorOfChaos lol! its cause telemarketers always seem to call when ur in the middle or dinner! XD
30 May, 2022, 1:38 pm
well i wouldnt know. i set my phone to silene all unknown callers
30 May, 2022, 4:45 pm
Lydi it's @Empyreal
i had to change my username for safety reasons so.. yeah
but um i remember i requested one of my ocs be changed and the tag is now #EchoPurpledude
30 May, 2022, 5:45 pm
@WarriorOfChaos i do too, but they still call on my home phone. T_T LOL
30 May, 2022, 5:46 pm
@Outsweeters have fun! XD
30 May, 2022, 5:47 pm
@EchoHere oof thx for telling me!
i wouldve thought ud disappeared or something! :o
ill try and get ur drawingdone as soon as possible! ^w^
30 May, 2022, 5:56 pm
You still have a home phone?! We got rid of ours years ago!
30 May, 2022, 6:00 pm
@WarriorOfChaos yepp.
but not cause we 'wanted' it,
we dont get very good service where i live,
like i have two places in my house i have to sit if i want wifi- and if i want actual phone service, i have to go to my nearest city! LOL XD
its cause i love in a secluded, foresty, back road in the Appalachians. :,p
all these mountains kills signals.
i dont even get a single tv channel where i live! not even news!! XDD
30 May, 2022, 6:22 pm
oh take your time!
i dont mean to rush you lol
30 May, 2022, 7:16 pm
oohhhhh.
30 May, 2022, 7:16 pm
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31 May, 2022, 12:47 am
I- wow -tangy
31 May, 2022, 12:51 am
@Hisoka_lover_2239 LMAO
31 May, 2022, 12:53 am
I must hide this post from roald at all costs - Tangy
31 May, 2022, 12:54 am
@Hisoka_lover_2239 they must be way worse than i thought then!! LOL! XD
31 May, 2022, 1:24 am
Roald is another animal crossing fictive btw -tangy
31 May, 2022, 1:25 am
He loves jokes/puns, and he will tell them to us on repeat-tangy
31 May, 2022, 1:59 am
oh awesome @Hisoka_lover_2239 !
do u make many acnh fictives? ^w^