SPECIAL EYES

The Flashy New Hip Description is so vouge and hip and very in style and politacly correct and trending right now, determed from the last time I ever vaugely checked what's going on in the world of trendy trends and voogy vouge and tikky tikka tik tok and celebate celebraties.

who is Kyley Jena

Who is kyley jena. Is she the celebraty who got lips and hips for days

probably.
Soup is going to go to sleep and soup will wake up with second-hand embarrasment about this description because Soup views Soup in second person.
Or third person. Soup forgets which one is correct but hopefully second person is the right one, because Soup is counting on it for the joke, if Soup can even consider this a joke.

#Some #People might view this post because it has the same characters in it as my most recent upload, that's bad. Hopefully nobody notices.
If you found this, it's your choice whether or not you'd find it entertaining to tell me and offer some insight into my most high-end and classy, very sassy comments.

It may improve your reading expirience if you read it all over again in a posh, British, very fancy resturaunt waiter kind of accent.

Apply that accent to this text, and not only that but I implore you to imagine a Russian man in cold snowy Russia in a tracksuit with a shaved head in a playground at night is narrating it. But still has a posh British accent.

Why?
Because it may expand your mind by an almost unnoticable amount by giving you an image you might not have imagined otherwise.

Wow, that was easy.
Guess what I just did?
Can you guess?
Can you?
Can you?
Well, ha ha,
I just planted an imagine in your mind. That was an epic #MindControl

Okay, I'm going to have to make some more comments so you don't see that tag if you scroll all the way down before reading the rest. Might put your guard up.

Let's see, can I make a extremely lenghy string of text without it repeating too much? And it looks like a normal string of text from a glance?
I may be able to try to make the words I write the more lenghy versions of the word, or put in maybe quite a big bunch of descriptive words. Is this how you, perhaps, fill out an essay, by using numerous big words and puffing it up with descriptive words?
Yes, I do belive it to be so.
Let's see how long I am able to make a simple conversation.

Salutations my lovely kind natured gentleman or madam, how may you be on this fine summer, June, Tuesday morning sunny daylight hours?

Why, thank you very much indeed, gentleman or madam of kind and considerate nature! I am feeling in the of best of the best of moods thoughout all the land on this fine summer, June, Tuesday morning sunny daylight hours.

That is considered to me to be very magnificent and exellent. I would in my rights like to ask, may the two of us, along with some additional company-

of friends and perhaps family, would it perhaps be in your interest to go and get brunch at an eating inside and food delivery services building located not far from here?

I am very afraid to tell you, but perhaps it is not in my best interests right at this moment, for I have to go to a highly scedueled place where a meeting will occur, and I have to go there in approximatley sixtey seconds five times, or, in five minutes.

That is not troubling to me, it was not an invitation of major importance, but it was rather an invitation to quench mine, and maybe perhaps your desire to socialise with a being of the same speices, homosapiens, and connect with a species with more intellect and brain function than the common animal.

Okay, it was extremely nice to see you on this summer, June, Tuesday summer shining daylight hours, I am going to walk away to the tall building where the meeting that is in my sceduel is for a while, and come back to socialise with you at another date and/or time.

WOW

AHHHH

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