I'm gonna be #TheDentist

Oh hello lol

uhhhh let me think

I'm going to be #StrawberryThing
her name is The Ruler or Ruler (:

go ahead, think all u like, only gonna cost u brain points.

oh.
Ok. =////

Cool

WAHT should we dooeth?

@soupibuddi

Idk maybe a katamari rp since Ruler could technically be a fitting katamari character

YEs KATAMARI RPKATAMARIRPKATAMOTOMOTORPRPPPPPPPPP

@SoupiBuddi

ok

@SoupiBuddi
Soo, The Dentist be rollin, when a piano crushes that katamaro, The Dentist sighs and walks back to his dentist house. >

Ruler swoops down epically. "Hello there, can I intrest you in an alternative katamari?" >

@SoupiBuddi
"Alternative katamari? Do you mean mushrooms?"
The Dentist asks inquisitivly >

(His house is a giant tooth btw)

"Yes! Just throw giant mushooms at things and it comes back like a boomerang!" >

@SoupiBuddi

"But do things stick to it?"
The Dentist asks, impatiently tapping his foot. >

"Yes" >

@SoupiBuddi
"Ah, so where can I find these Giant Mushrooms?" >

"You can buy them at the dollar store" >

@SoupiBuddi

Suddenly The Dentist heard a noise, it sounded like someone dying, he immedietly ran outside to the back garden, there he saw Popee The Performer p*ssing gasoline on his house,

"That's for insulting my teeth!" he cried, match at the ready. >

"Yessss, burrrrnnnnn you communists!"
Ruler cheered.

Everything went up in flames, children screamed and a bunch of pregnant women had miscarrages on the spot.
blood and fetuses were everywhere.

@SoupiBuddi
The King Of All Cosmos came just to roast marshmallows on the pyre, Papi was more than disapointed in this outcome.

The Dentist would have to build a new home.
But for now, he just marveled at the sight before him.
Popee started to default dance in victory. >

Fortnite skins (Not actual meat people, just their skins) started dancing on the dead people.

"Chicken with a beard, chicken with a beard, chicken with a beard from KFC" they chanted. >

@SoupiBuddi
Now The Dentist was at a loss for words, had the world turned to chaos before his very eyes?
Was the world nothing more than an elaborate joke created by a high power?

He decided to go to KFC with Kedamono instead, they ate many chicken (none with beard sadly).
Then they got arrested because they had no money. >

But they didn't get arrested.
They got 5 stars like in GTA and the cops attacked on sight >

@SoupiBuddi

Kedamono hijacked a car and threw the occupant, Baldi out onto the floor, his beautiful face splattered into 7 peices.
Can you collect all 7 peices of Baldi's face?
He screeched so hard it got compressed.
The Dentist and Kedamono climbed into the car as the radio started playing "Old Town Road" by Lil'Nas x.

Kedamono put his foot on the pedal and the fancy sports car zoomed off, promptly hitting a lamppost, darn. >

Ruler hops in at the last second with some chicken wings. "Don't mind me, just obtained some extra chicken, now go, go, go!"

The cops agressively drove after the main squad, old town road playing with the base turned up to full.

one of the cop cars crashed into the other and drove up it, flying. >

@SoupiBuddi
Kedamono grabbed some of Ruler's chicken and ate it as he continued to steer.

"Don't eat chicken and drive!"
The Dentist said.

Kedamono didn't listen, he was a hopeless chicken addict, and death wasn't even enough to stop him.
What is the meaning of life?
To Kedamono, it was chicken.

But The Dentist would rather live, so he took the wheel instead.
He was a bit short to step on the pedals though.
"Ruler! Help me drive this car I can't reach the pedals!" He said. >

"Okay!"
Ruler climbed into the drivers seat and was too lanky to fit. But never fear! She detached her giant hand and legs from her torso and drove. >

@SoupiBuddi
Kedamono got a hold of all the chicken and laughed.

The Dentist looked over at Ruler, shocked.
"Are you ok? Do you need a doctor?"
This was quite the anomaly.
The Dentist had seen seagulls, but he had never seen anything like this before. >

"I am A-okay! I am detachable!"
Ruler did a thumbs up.
The police threw a lot of glasses at the squads car.
"Bro that's sightphobic!" someone shouted. >

@SoupiBuddi
"Well you're deafphobic, since you're shouting!"
Another person yelled.
"Well you're paradoxphobic!"

The popo were running out of options, they called the great Papi The Clown to help them arrest the group, but fortunatly, Papi had to decline, since he was busy putting out a fire his disapointing son had caused.
The police were sad, how could they do anything by themselves?!? >

They gave up, and turned away in their cars to go to KFC. The cars had a sad aura, as if the police had no life.

Ruler parked the car in a shady alley. "Well, that was a close one!"
A figure emerged from the shadows.
"TaStEs LiKe cHiLdReN." It said. >

@SoupiBuddi
"Hello, little flower!"
Said The Dentist.

Kedamono was still too busy eating chicken. >

Out emerged Paperdust, the flower.
He walked up to the window of the car.
"Hello masky guy, can I have some chicken?" >

;-;

I ran out of continues

@HammerdStardust
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Intense crying

noooo

@HammerdStardust

found ir

@SoupiBuddi

Hi

@HammerdStardust
hi i'm using my switch now

@Soupibuddi
What do I do, I'm lost, I'm tired...

@HammerdStardust

we don't have to do anything, it's ok

@SoupiBuddi
I guess I'm to tired to read the whole RP?

@HammerdStardust
ah, ok.

I'm kinda too tired too.

...

wow this was over a year ago

Time is a tool you can put on the wall or wear it on your wrist

The past is far behind us

The future doesn't exist