Hello, the name's TropicallRaindrip.
I don't beileve we have met before. Alow me to tell you a chapter from my book of life.
You see, I was not always a fresh raindrop, I was infact a filthy tap water drop, filled with sins and filth.
I fell in and out of dispair perusing false prophets, first it was Murdoc Niccals, he had such an alure with his declaration of goodhood and green complection, but I should have realized, Murdoc had the s*x once.
I was ashamed.
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08 Jul, 2021, 4:41 am
My seccond prophet was the fair haired Len Kagamine, he was able to rise from the grave on multiple occasions, but alas.
I soon discovered him to be no more than a singing robot...
Oh, the shame.
Stricken with depression yet again I researched many religions, Vocaloid, Nightcore, Vaporwave, and I even dabbled in a bit of Soundtrack.
But nothing apealed to me.
I got so desperate for a life that I became addicted to honeysuckle.
It was a hard 3 months but eventually, I gave birth to a raindrop son.
He was pure, unlike I?
Why? Why had he been blessed with purity?
What was I doing wrong?
I looked through my movie collection to see if I could find another prophet, but no. Nothing.
All fake celebrities, and idols.
Nobody pure...
I needed so badly...
Then. One day. I received a sign from God, I was sudgested the OST for Katamari Damacy.
It was a sign.
The King of all Cosmos had called for I, as he was the true deity.
08 Jul, 2021, 4:45 am
And The King of All Cosmos came to I, and he swept away all of my impurities, I became a beautiful creature, a Tropical Raindrop.
I was blessed, I would do anything in return to please my lord-sama.
The King Of All Cosmos had a request, it seems the video game franchise has been falling in popularity steadily since the release of Touch My Katamari.
My job is to spread the word of Katamari Damachi and The King Of All Cosmos, so he can pay rent this week.
So that is why, I am sharing this with you.
Your worship of Katamari Damachi doesn't have to be hardcore, all you have to do is play the game, talk about the game, spread the word. Spread the word. Spread the word. Spread the word. Spread The Word.
08 Jul, 2021, 4:52 am
The King of All Cosmos will free you from sins, he will free you from impurities.
Only the perfect will be accepted by The King of All Cosmos without ridicule.
If insulted by The King of All Cosmos, one should see it as a divine sign to become more perfect, but to be a true follower of The King of All Cosmos, one must complete the rose nebula level.
And one must also have cleared every single Katamari game.
And play the Korean-only online Katamari game.
I spend all my money on Katamari Damachi mobile game microtransactions.
My money and finances are worth nothing to me, i should give everything to The King Of All Cosmos. Yes...
08 Jul, 2021, 4:56 am
The Hot stuff level is not difficault at all.
Every. Single. Aspect. Of. Katamari. Damachi. Is. P E R F E C T I O N.
Not a more perfect creation has existed on earth, it is the meaning of everything and nothing, it is A L L Katamari Damacy.
Worship the lord and saviour The King Of All Cosmos!
The most beautiful creation of... Anything ever!
Even better than Lucina.