@plainwaffle well that would just be him eating a hot dog
he wouldn't be trying to gain its powers he'd be digesting it for its nutrients
so therefore there'd just be a hotdog floating around in him for like five hours instead of him gaining hotdog powers

@plainwaffle uhhhh
he becomes sausage shaped and gains the power of uhhhh
tasting like processed meat..?

@cringod well thank you for the information good sir
i didn't even include lyzosomes we can just say they're in there somewhere
and i think detachable cells kinda counts as pseudopods??? or maybe it's too general
i was planning up to look up the name of them because i knew that amoebas and cells could create little arms like that but then i saw that paolo's were disconnected from his body and didn't know if they still counted

1. Suprised he even has a biology
2. Fun fact dinosaurs were not actually reptiles. Something something skull structure and feathers.
Let that sink in

bro what if you made it so paolo disintegrates them alive during assimilation and then reconstructs them from scratch when he spits them back out. that be pretty funny haha, not terrifying and completely contrary to his design, occupation, and purpose

cells cells theyre made of organelles
try to pull a fast one the cytoplasm gels
the nucleus takes over controllin everything
the party dont stop till the membrane blocks the scene
inside the vacuole we can float around for hours
runnin round with chloroplasts lovin sunlight showers
cells cell theyre made of organelles

@paeshooter yeah he's an entire functioning lad
also paolo wiped out the dinosaurs let that sink in

@invalidation AW MAN i saw your giant paragraph but i left because i was doing my lab report NOOOO
besides missing secret comment i wasn't supposed to see, yes, that sounds like a good idea
i was thinking the same exact thing like an hour ago and then i had an existential crisis like "woahh but are you the same person if you get dissolved and then recreated out of the same particles???" so then i resigned to the paolo dimension because it'd be funny if they traveled to the paolo dimension for something lol

@ender1872 BARS
STRAIGHT BARS

todays the day were gonna learn about the cell
if i teach it okay, you'll know it very well
so listen up 6th graders-
no room left for haters
lets talk about the building blocks of life- cells that make us.

paolo dimension is much funnier yes, no horrible biological weapon paolo