keyboard guy is a sentient keyboard
he plays himself

@invalidation i'm not even f'in joking right now
i thought of that in the shower like four days ago lmao
i was like what if instead of being a cool guy in a leather jacket like i was thinking he was istead just a giant goofy a_ss lookin keyboard dude that's like a cereal mascot or something

-one of the bad guys is a ghost but like those cute ones that you see at party city and he looks like candy corn
-nias parents kicked her out of the house for being too punk and she hit her head so hard she forgot
-the boss is a a lolipop

this is gonna sound hella lame but try writing it like its a dnd campaign

no thoughts
head empty
brain go weeeeee
look at pile of trash you just made
sort through trash for treasure
repeat process until it actually works or something idk I haven't really tried this myself

woa, i intercepted your old brain waves. He could be less goofy mascot, more cool robot if that's the kind of look you want for him
badass keyboard android
could work, who knows