me: *posts this* ok i need to do classwork now
me: *continues goofing off on the internet*
me: *realizes this* oh i need to stop and focus on schoolwork
me: *continues goofing off on the internet*
me: *realizes thi

@srawberryshortcake i stopped goofing off for long enough to do 10 vocab words on water thankfully
now i can go back to goofing off without feeling the guilt of bio vocab looming over me
waters pretty neat ngl

I FORGOT TO CALL MY DAD

oh frick i spelled @strawberryshortcake wrong
pros of being my friend: i spell your username wrong a lot in funny ways

bro throwback to when my mom accidentally shoplifted a bottle of black nail polish
this comment sections already a mess why not make it more so
anyway the bottle is in my room

@strawberryshortcake i feel like the most illegal thing ive done was witness the bottle being stolen
that or drinking beer which tasted like sock dont drink beer its nasty

@strawberryshortcake wait did you steal the balls

@strawberryshortcake "i take the rum balls and i run balls" -chelsea probably

@strawberryshortcake my yearbook quotes probably gonna be something stupid like "they call me araki cause i be forgetting."

@strawberryshortcake some epic quotes from yours truly
"they call me araki cause i be forgetting" (followed up with "they call me highpitch cause thats my name" by highpitch (he used his actual name but im like protecting his privacy and stuff))
"have you ever beaten up a pumpkin with another pumpkin?"
"if i gave you a taki you would die, bland boy"

Cool wingx

hint-hint hint-hint

@Insertgoodarthere everyone do be simping for mace doe
i feel like hes the Favorite tm

hes my favorite

idk why tho lol