its not even 10:00 am and I've already eaten a frozen pizza

^ When I first saw that comment I thought you meant you ate the pizza while it was still frozen

-Feb

@februaryfaye post crashed lets do it here
"God...? Silas is this the dude the christmases worship?" Ito asked silas

@februaryfaye (come h e r e dingus)
"Well whats Google going to do with it then"

@februaryfaye "H-hey, Veo isnt that strange!" Mace said defensively
"Are all humans like this? what is happening" remarked Ito "and g
God. thats like naming someone 'Human'"

(h you kniw what i meant

@februaryfaye "um, Sylvia do you have any idea whats going on? you seem to be the expert on human culture here"
"yeah i have no idea. could be a cult maybe?"

@februaryfaye "If you're the ruler of everything, than whats my name?" Joseph asked

@februaryfaye "no."

(brb imma play pokemon for a bit)

@februaryfaye (back)

@februaryfaye "well i thought you said you controlled everything"

"and whats so important about subscribing to your youtube channel anyway"

@februaryfaye "having youtube subscribers doesnt make you a cool kid." joseph said
"i dont even have youtube and im rad as hell" Tal put on his sunglasses again

@februaryfaye "um, I'm /a/ god." Tal remarked. "Although that doesnt count 'cos thats what our species is called"

@februaryfaye "i feel like this is a plot hole" Veo mumbled from behind Mace

"h-how did you even do that though?" Mace asked

@februaryfaye "so why are you h-here?" Mace asked

@februaryfaye "hm"

@februaryfaye "so, y-you dont know your name, you sold h-heaven and hell to a search engine, and you want subscribers to y-your youtube channel. is there anything i-im missing?" Mace asked

@februaryfaye "ok, could you /please/ shut up about the bread? you're thinking /very/ loud and im having a hard time concentrating" Joseph said

(e i hope you dont mind me starting it up again)

@februaryfaye "i can read minds. i usually stsy out, but you were thinking /really/ loudly." he shrugged

@februaryfaye "ok why the hell are you thinking about bread this much"

@februaryfaye "but, its just... bread. how do you have sandwiches???" sylvia asked, very confused

@februaryfaye "what will happen if you eat bread? im so very confused"

@februaryfaye "w h a t" she tried not to laugh

@Februaryfaye (ey if you could tag me thatd be gr8)
Mace was pretty much on the floor at this point, laughing hysterically
"It's bread. nothing 'satanic' about it. I mean, Alpya eats it but that doesn't mean its unholy. I eat bread" she reasoned

@Februaryfaye "Yeah. I had a sandwich earlier" she shrugged

@februaryfaye alpya came downstairs at the sound of the screaming "alright what the everloving fu.ck is going on here? why the hell does this dude have a sun on his head and why is he screaming"

@februaryfaye Alpya looked very confused "...bread? like, uh," she grabbed the loaf from the kitchen "this???"

@februaryfaye "It's just bread, my guy. nothing bad about it, unless you're severely allergic."

@FebruaryFaye "IT'S FU.CKING B R E A D ! What's wrong with b r e a d ?" Alpya said, confused

@Februaryfaye Mace is still recovering from his laughter, everyone else was mostly fine

@Februaryfaye "you said you'd die if you ate it, right?" Sylvia asked "Have you ever eaten it? How do you know?"

@FebruaryFaye "So you know bread will kill you, but you still don't know his name" Sylvia looked at Joseph

@Februaryfaye "Well I just don't think I believe that"

@FebruaryFaye "amnesia is where you usually forget everything. and it's usually memories, not knowledge"

@FebruaryFaye "Oh cr.ap what?"

@FebruaryFaye "What do you mean by that?"
everyone else has pretty much lost interest, Tal went to sit next to Harry to cheer him up/calm him down

@FebruaryFaye "wwwwell alright then. that was... odd"

@Februaryfaye Sylvia sat down on the couch.
"damn, now i want a sandwich" Alpya went to go make a sandwich "any of you guys hungry?"

@februaryfaye "you in the mood for anything? all i can make is sandwiches, Ito's the cook here" she laughed

@Februaryfaye "Alright, mayo sandwich it is"