i am legally required by law to include 8 people
so i'll just tag some inactive people and alt accounts and if you do see this because you were tagged then you really don't have to do it
@slimeling - namian haha (you're here to make it look official)
@hypercyan - dude this mans SUPER dead lmao why am i still following him
@reishi - jeff
@rrlwusa - come back please
@thatonedudesaltacc - pretty please?
@collabpasta - i will add cherries on top eddie
@randompasserbyer - cat
@cringod - carl jr (suprised emoji)

cool factoid
uno: chad uses axe cologne because it had the coolest name on the shelf at target
dos: his favorite planet is jupiter (lumene says it's because he can relate with a fellow airhead)
tres: chad has a closet full of backup hats so that when he visits acidic or lava planets he can replace it
spanish four: even though he has a crush on every girl he meets, he only really has eyes for one in particular
cinco: his guitar, the "love machine" was hand-crafted by chad himself (probably why it sounds so bad)
six: chad uses black holes as shortcuts to travel around the universe (he may be as thick as a concrete wall, but he probably understands quantum physics better than all of us) ((lumene says it's only because he's denser than the black hole itself))
seven: chad's mango is to blow up and act like he don't know nobody
8: chad's worst nightmare was that he was the girl getting pickup-lined by himself (he never wants to be on the recieving end ever again)

Ironic. It is an 8 facts challenge with only 6 rules, a couple of which could be removed.

rip his guitar

and all along i was thinking it had that kickass overbearing electric guitar sound

also "why is it called a meme if it's not funny"
i questioned that myself when i first saw it but i guess that's what the original DA one is called so alka kept that name when she drug it over to here