Sweet mother of pretzels and pepperoni.
Special couples love each other and like it day is comin upon us.
Are your ocs lonely? Forgotten? Do they need that heavenly dose of a hunk of burnin love?
Well look no furthur, your local forever single pringle virgin is here to help!

Just buy one of my ship boxes and watch them sail!
If the first 100 people sign this contract saying I own your soul I'll throw in an extra 3 boxes! And maybe even to sweeten the deal I'll give ya girl Harper somebody to love.

How do they work? Like schrodinger's cat duh.
Put the pair you want shipped into the box. Until observed they remain in a state of superposition.
Side effects may include but not limited to: Unwanted offsprings, that's ok! Like anything unwanted we'll take the little goblins that spawn from the pair back for free! What will happen to them? Don't worry about that.
There's also .01 percent chance that reality might break apart while in use, but who cares about that?

Boxes 29.99 while supplies last, ships may take 2-3 business days and are nonrefundable.

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