'What do you mean, we can't perform here?!'

'I'm sorry, sir, but we just don't let in bands like yours.'

'And that's supposed to mean...?'

'We've been warned that some of your band members can be disruptive and dangerous.'

'Oh, come on! They're not DANGEROUS! Look, I won't let them touch a drop of alcohol. Just let us in--'

'My answer is final, sir. You can't play here.'

'...'

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