so im gonna try and go.. i guess chronologically with the dreams i had
the first dream (had the night before yesterday) was.. basically some sorta roblox horror game? yeah it seemed i was playing on roblox, and went to join a friend of mine (don't remember who) and i found myself in the middle (chapter.. 6?) of some story driven horror game thing
chat was restricted just to speech bubbles and it forced you into first person mode sometimes, uh
i remember everyone on the game was in this big forest area with lots of dead, kinda stunted trees.. which often had dead rabbits placed neatly underneath them in a pool of blood, and each rabbit represented a dead person from the playerlist or smth? and we were all supposed to solve this mystery of what it was that was killing people
i remember exploring the forest with some people (friend wasnt in sight tho) and then we eventually found a cabin
upon entering the cabin, it seems we were all separated into our own different versions of it?
[cont.

the cabin i entered ended up looking a lot like my house i currently live in, which, since it was in a roblox game, made me had a panic and close the game, causing me to "wake up" shortly after
when rlly it was just another part of the dream.. i may as well have woken up there tho since i barely remember the dream after that. something minecraft related involving a youtuber i've been watching lately, ibxtoycat

now moving on to the dream(s) i had last night
the first one/first part of the dream was uh.
the closest i'll ever get to seeing a d.ick lmfao
i dreamt i was on discord talking to my friend yoshiya (felt like in dms but idk exactly) and he sent me a meme video of sorts (as he claimed it), i clicked the video and for some reason it enlargened the video and put it on this side window, extending from the top to the bottom of my screen
the video started with just a toad and a koopa talking with eachother, and
i dont remember what they had been talking about but it led to.. uh [cont]

the toad just turning away and ma.sturb.ating on the spot?????????
and then pEACH HAPPENED TO WALK BY
i ended up minimizing the video window because i didnt want my parents to see me watching that, and then after that i watched it at a much tinier size
anyway uh, peach didnt realize what the toad was doing and was confused i think? cant quite remember but the camera panned to a view of the toad wITH HIS DONG STILL OUT (but hidden conveniently by his hands)
and he looked mortified
and the koopa had skedaddled but the camera flashed to him giving the toad an "i told you so" expression
i remember telling yoshiya to never send me anything like that again, and he sent me audio of himself laughing
tbhthisalmostseemslikesomethinghewouldactuallydo

ok the last dream was slightly more normal
and also managed to feature @melonkiwii/truth somehow so thats cool
ok so uhh
i dreamt i was in an old house i used to live in (used to live elsewhere most of my life compared to where i currently am)
[cont

and more specifically, i was in my old bedroom, seemingly really late at night judging from how dark the room was
i had a tv in my room that i was watching youtube on (even tho i would logically watch it on my switch) and i distinctly remember having the volume on my tv super low so i wouldnt wake anyone up cuz it was.. maybe ten or eleven pm in the dream
i was just jumping from video to video until i found some speedpaint supposedly relating to a sonic movie (not /the/ sonic movie, aka the live action one coming out.. this was different) .. it was a collab speedpaint between kiwii/truth and someone else who i dont remember
there had been leaks about heckin bendy being an important (villainous) role in the movie, and due to the ridiculousness of it it seems truth and whoever she collabed with drew something (which, my drawing is a rendition of it in my style)
truth drew sonic, and the other person drew bendy
i remember reading the video description somehow while the video was [cont.

still playing, i paused it and read up on the description which had an overview of the bizarre leak
it seemed there was this strange, tube-ish bottle filled with highly concentrated chaos energy? or smth like that, which was super dangerous in the wrong hands
and it seems bendy got a hold of it, but was good at that moment in time
he was also somehow able to store it in his right eye/in his head in general, which, several conflicts later, apparently led to the chaos energy making bendy go nuts and become evil
i remember finding the leak kinda bullcr.appy, so i went back to watching the video all the way through until it was over, and i woke up after going to bed in the dream lmao

so yeah
those are the dreams ive had lately
sometimes i wonder how in the hell i remember this stuff and why it's so bizarre sometimes

huh

HANG ON I REMEMBERED ANOTHER PART OF THESE DREAMS THAT WAS SOMEWHERE AMONG THEM I DONT REMEMBER WHERE IT WAS EXACTLY BUT YEAH, I FORGOT ABOUT THIS UNTIL I FOUND A SPIDER EARLIER
so uh
there was a part of one of these dreams that was like.. me in my mom and dad's room just hanging out with my dad and talking to him
and we were finding lots of spiders in the room for some reason, fairly small/normal spiders but yeah
eventually i remember there was this big, blue tarantula thing (looked like smth @krazy katt111 drew, #gottalovethebugs? #spider, somewhere in either of those tags i think)
and this slightly smaller but still incredibly large beige spider with long spindly legs
they were at first on the floor but eventually they started scurrying over to me with z e r o f e a r , which freaked me out and made me hop up on the bed
also when i say big, i mean like. the blue tarantula was as large as my face
ANYWAY AFTER I HOPPED ON THE BED, THEY ACTUALLY MANAGED TO FOLLOW ME UP
[cont.]

WHICH MADE ME PANIC AND FALL OFF ONTO THE FLOOR
.. and then my dad suddenly had a butcher's knife/cleaver and he heckin
skewered the spiders and sliced them in two
they had neon glowing pink and green blood
sometime shortly after that i woke up

but yeah
i think this dream happened between the one with the toad and one with the bendy and sonic crossover, rlly hard to remember. especially since i only remembered this about ten minutes ago

THE SCARY THING IS THAT HE *WOULD* SEND YOU THAT OH G OD

all i can say about the toad is w.tf lol that's... well, something..

& awww rip spider. had that been my dream i guarantee i wouldve pet the spider or something lol

a couple years ago or so i had a dream i found a grasshopper that was like 2 feet long (or something like that) i tried to catch it but woke up before i could.

sadly i cant remember any details aside from "it was huge, i tried to catch it and woke up before i could." the disappointment upon waking up and realizing, no, no giant grasshoppers exist (yet) was real lol