Got any Pickup-Lines? Pt.2 by XIWitheredHeartsIX

Dispose of any pickup-lines you may have right here (Pt.2), have a laugh at others, or be MOISTened by others XD

( @NovaGryf, you best not miss this one or I'll yeet you into the meme-pit...)

P.S.: Check my first post on this topic for all of my cringiest fuuuucking pickup lines ever

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painted on a Nintendo 3DS
25 Jul, 2019, 6:30 am
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XIWitheredHeartsIX

25 Jul, 2019, 6:33 am

Welp, heres a face-slapping;
*A-hem*

"If you sat on my face, I would eat my way to your heart!"

XIWitheredHeartsIX

25 Jul, 2019, 6:34 am

P.S.: I just cringed so hard after I posted that one but I refuse to take it down...

XIWitheredHeartsIX

25 Jul, 2019, 7:02 pm

@NovaGryf...

Frickin' marry me rn.
XD

XIWitheredHeartsIX

12 Aug, 2019, 1:43 pm

Welp, looks like I need to break out 69 percent of my Flirtasious D.yke power... The world is about to come to an end now.

"Hey love, did you have a good day at work? Would you like anything? A bath maybe? A nice meal? Or perhaps... me? I'll even go nake you a sandwich while you lay back and crack open a can of [prefered_beverage_here]. Please! I'll do anything, just please fill me with your 'love nectar' Senpai!" UwU please kiww me; I'm a weeaboow fuwwy twash piewce of sh!t.

*Cyan shook her head back and forth, quickly regaining control*

Sorry, I almost lost control and went to 100 percent furry trash; if that were to happen... The entire universe would stop infinite/infinitely expanding and just kill itself, regreting that God made existence' exist.
Holy sh!t...

XIWitheredHeartsIX

12 Aug, 2019, 1:44 pm

Oh sh!t, my turn to make up more pickup lines in less than 60 seconds...

XIWitheredHeartsIX

12 Aug, 2019, 1:47 pm

Hey baby, are you from OverWatch, because I want to be Tracer over every inch of your 'map'.

XIWitheredHeartsIX

12 Aug, 2019, 1:53 pm

That one was cringey but I just stayed up for, by now, 28 hours and I was helping one of my friends with moving, so I had to drive a U-HAUL for 7 hours. ...With only 4-5 rest-stops/gas-fills for a 'break'.

XIWitheredHeartsIX

12 Aug, 2019, 2:21 pm

So please, bare with me...

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