I know... math problems are insane. SHEELAH THE FATSO BOUGHT NINE HUNDRED COOKIES AND GAVE HER NEIGHBOORS FIVE HUNDRED SIXTY SEVEN COOKIES HOW MANY COOKIES DID SHEELAH HAVE
This happened to the guy who sits next to me once. Teacher: '(Name) is driving 180 miles an hour, how long until he gets to Arizona?' Who can tell me what's wrong with that problem? Me: *points to classmate* He was driving over the speed limit? Teacher: No, its an unsolvible problem because they didn't give enough information.
True story: Teacher: [name] has 90 cookies- *like half the class stares at me*
Teacher: she shares them with two friends, if she divides them evenly what would each person get? *I raise my hand and she calls on me* Me: a stomach ache?
it never happens to me because my real name is River.its a very uncommon name. the weird thing is that people ask me if they spelt my name right and im like seriously
This happens to my friends ALL the time. XD My name being Aislyn, (probably one of the only people with this name) this has never happened to me. XD I wish it did, though.
but the funny thing about it is that when everyone else stops looking, theres always one more person thats still staring at you....i always say the same thing,what are u looking at.....then the whole class starts staring at u again.....i hate it!!!
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26 Aug, 2012, 3:50 am
Like a friggin boss!
26 Aug, 2012, 3:51 am
LIKE A BOSS! XD I LOVE YOU! XD HAHAHAHA
26 Aug, 2012, 3:51 am
... what. XD
26 Aug, 2012, 4:07 am
hahaha..soooo..funny ..great job
26 Aug, 2012, 4:16 am
lol liked for sure
26 Aug, 2012, 4:21 am
my name is in the ocaisional sentence so you "will" say it at least 3 times a day..
26 Aug, 2012, 4:23 am
XD LIKE A BOSS LOL
26 Aug, 2012, 4:30 am
when my name's in a song
class: *giggles and stares at me*
me: thats right B-i-t-c-h-e-s. I had a little lam! *true story my names mary in realz*
26 Aug, 2012, 4:57 am
For reaal? lol. Thats too funny. x]
26 Aug, 2012, 9:02 am
lol when people say will in a sentance i occasionally say what? XD
30 Aug, 2012, 2:11 am
AWWWWWWW YYYYYYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH
LIKE A BAUS
30 Aug, 2012, 3:39 am
If ya didnt curse i'd like it XD ''Fake Like'' XD
30 Aug, 2012, 3:51 am
'Thats right bit.ches. i bought 60 watermelons.' !! Soooooo funny!
30 Aug, 2012, 7:18 am
i love those 'akward' moments
30 Aug, 2012, 8:15 am
I love having such an uncommon name! (well, in the UK, anyway.)
30 Aug, 2012, 10:31 am
but then you ate 34...............ye beotchiz
30 Aug, 2012, 1:42 pm
xDDDDD
30 Aug, 2012, 5:38 pm
Funny but this took almost no effort at all.
30 Aug, 2012, 7:38 pm
So true. xP
30 Aug, 2012, 9:35 pm
XD LOL LIKED
30 Aug, 2012, 9:57 pm
Lolz! Now, what to do with them...
30 Aug, 2012, 10:19 pm
ROFLMAOWUATN ( Rolling On Floor Laughing My A** Off Waking Up All The Neighbors ) LIKE A BAUSS
31 Aug, 2012, 1:58 am
I saw this on ifunny the other day!
31 Aug, 2012, 2:59 am
YOU JUST MADE ME LAUGH MY AS OFF FOR REAL! CHECK OUT MY GALLERY IF YOUR A SONIC FAN!
31 Aug, 2012, 3:02 am
Thats right bishes I gave you the 100th like!
31 Aug, 2012, 4:31 am
black... only racists will get this (i'm not racist don't cut my balls off)
31 Aug, 2012, 8:30 am
When no one was looking, Lex Luthor took FORTY cakes. He took 40 cakes. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.
01 Sep, 2012, 12:37 pm
loollll!
01 Sep, 2012, 2:01 pm
I know... math problems are insane.
SHEELAH THE FATSO BOUGHT NINE HUNDRED COOKIES AND GAVE HER NEIGHBOORS FIVE HUNDRED SIXTY SEVEN COOKIES HOW MANY COOKIES DID SHEELAH HAVE
01 Sep, 2012, 11:09 pm
SO FREAKIN TRUE
02 Sep, 2012, 5:21 am
Fu.ck yeah
02 Sep, 2012, 6:23 am
F*ck Yeah Like a Boss
02 Sep, 2012, 12:59 pm
lmfao
02 Sep, 2012, 7:51 pm
That happens to me ALL THE TIME (but i bought flowers instead :/ )
03 Sep, 2012, 12:02 am
This happened to the guy who sits next to me once. Teacher: '(Name) is driving 180 miles an hour, how long until he gets to Arizona?' Who can tell me what's wrong with that problem? Me: *points to classmate* He was driving over the speed limit? Teacher: No, its an unsolvible problem because they didn't give enough information.
04 Sep, 2012, 4:33 am
HAHAHAHA TOTALY BOSS
13 Sep, 2012, 3:05 am
HA HA so funny LMFAO
13 Sep, 2012, 1:48 pm
lol :]
13 Sep, 2012, 7:25 pm
heheheHAHAHAHAMWAHHAHAAAA!!! XD
29 Sep, 2012, 2:50 pm
lol thats so crazy
29 Sep, 2012, 2:57 pm
who ever you are you are funny but id liked it if you had not cursed
30 Sep, 2012, 5:57 pm
Me gusta.
05 Oct, 2012, 8:28 pm
b i t c h- a female dog. since when is a girl a bad word
06 Oct, 2012, 1:55 pm
this has actually happened to me
06 Oct, 2012, 3:45 pm
So true. It happens to me alot.
08 Oct, 2012, 4:35 pm
lol thats so funny
09 Oct, 2012, 1:00 am
i hate it when it happens to me
09 Oct, 2012, 7:41 pm
Yay! i know you!
11 Oct, 2012, 1:42 am
ROFL XD
11 Oct, 2012, 4:25 am
DITTO HAPPENS ALL THE TIME!
-Had to keep my self from laughing or else my parents would get mad :)
12 Oct, 2012, 4:14 pm
COULDENT STOP LAUGHING I GAVE U A GOLD STAR
13 Oct, 2012, 5:30 pm
this happened to me very often XD
14 Oct, 2012, 1:17 am
That happened to this kid in my class he. Everyone asked him if they could have any watermelons.
14 Oct, 2012, 11:42 pm
he bought 30 acres of land
15 Oct, 2012, 6:22 am
Happens to me all the time! Except it is normally with candy... I bought 560 pieces of candy.
16 Oct, 2012, 12:21 pm
sinnlos und totaler mist
17 Oct, 2012, 11:56 pm
thats so me
15 Nov, 2012, 1:14 am
LOL
15 Nov, 2012, 1:18 am
so true check my gallery
29 Nov, 2012, 5:05 am
Thank god that my name, Cyriak, isn't very common. (:
27 Dec, 2012, 3:42 pm
True story:
Teacher: [name] has 90 cookies-
*like half the class stares at me*
Teacher: she shares them with two friends, if she divides them evenly what would each person get?
*I raise my hand and she calls on me*
Me: a stomach ache?
27 Dec, 2012, 4:43 pm
it never happens to me because my real name is River.its a very uncommon name. the weird thing is that people ask me if they spelt my name right and im like seriously
04 Feb, 2013, 6:28 pm
Damian is not a common name so it almost never comes up in a math question, thank god XD.
16 Mar, 2013, 9:50 pm
dont swear
31 Mar, 2013, 1:43 am
you traced this from teenager posts...
31 Mar, 2013, 1:51 am
This happens to my friends ALL the time. XD
My name being Aislyn, (probably one of the only people with this name) this has never happened to me. XD I wish it did, though.
14 May, 2013, 11:51 pm
but the funny thing about it is that when everyone else stops looking, theres always one more person thats still staring at you....i always say the same thing,what are u looking at.....then the whole class starts staring at u again.....i hate it!!!
01 Aug, 2013, 4:33 am
This would probably never happen to me, because my name is very unique.
07 Nov, 2015, 4:56 am
Lol