Beth: Oh yeah, we better BRANCH off these great puns before we STICK to the old ones :'D
*angry-murkrow-squawking.mp3*

*insert more stick puns here :D*

Mercrow: Thats it I'm LEAVEing!

Puns are the best XD wouldn't you aTREE?

Beth: Wait a minute, you're BARKing up the wrong TREE :P

Yep *gets out soda* Wouldn't you like a TWIG of this drink? b:

Mercrow: *flies on branch* Why WOOD I listen to you??

No thanks, I've all ready TRUNK enough soda :>

*The branch breaks*
Beth: Because of that ._.

Okay :>

Mercrow: CAW! *flies* That was close

So :> How are you? I havent asked lately

*Mercrow suddenly loses his flying abilities*

I am how xD

Mercrow: HEY---*Falls on ground* OW! What gives!?

XD Oops, I asked twice since I didn't think this post would be revived.

Beth: Never underestimate the power of sticks! Especially STICK puns in STICKy situations

Oof xD

Mercrow: Stop it! I HATE sticks and I HATE puns! Write that on your Sticky notes!

So...wonderful weather we're having XD

Beth: >w>

*snowing outside* Yeah xD

Mercrow: Now I'm leaving >:V I'm Stick---sick of this!
It actually was lightly snowing Sunday xD

Beth: Now you're getting the HANG of it >w>

Seren no >:U xD

Mercrow: It's not me doing it! It's just SAPpening!
Just let Spring come please X'U xD

Beth: Maybe we need to go to MAPLE Street to find out more :P

Seren: NO >:Y

Mercrow: Have fun on your own then! You'll just be barking up the wrong tree
*starts raining*

Peekatchu: The Ice queen will make it snow >:Y

Beth: Welp, here comes the cloudly tRAIN. :P

But I want spring :'C
Seren: No, we want snow >:Y

Mercrow: NO! I can't fly in the rain! Now I have to Water around for it to end! Curse you spriiiiing!

We can have a compromise :p you can make winter over there, and we'll have spring over here!
Peekatchu: Not sure that's a fair split <-<

Beth: But I like to SPRING foward :P What's wrong with that?

Seren: Yeah, I think making it snow everywhere is better :P
That's not even fair :"U

Mercrow: Cause I don't have time to waste FLhours waiting around for it to stop!

Peekatchu: Well, you can wait over there if you want, we won't make it snow in that spot
That's the ice forest ._.

Beth: Does someone need a hug? owo

Seren: Yeah, we don't make it snow there. Articuno does :D
What ._.

Mercrow: No! >:0 Hugs stink!

Then wouldn't moltres be the one making it warm here?
Peekatchu: Hmmm

Beth: DO they? I thought I put on some nice perfume this morning .o.

Seren: He's not allowed to >:/

Mercrow: *sniff* wait, what scent is that? <_<

Peekatchu; Yeah, Kyurem said it was ok if we made everywhere icy

Beth: It's called "Nice and Fresh" :D

Wait a minute >->

Mercrow: >-> But what is it?

Peekatchu: And he gave us these fancy badges sooooo
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? <-<

Beth: It's nice and fresh :D

Seren: They're even invisible so it makes it better :D
I think they're crazy >->

Mercrow: Smells like Catnip

Peekatchu: That's not crazy talk, this is crazy talk! Bsjsjsj
We let them watch too much TV

Beth: Really? *takes out perfume* I thought it was nice and fresh <->

Seren: djskcnsknjkds
We let them watch too much Spongebob ._.

Mercrow: *sniff* wait, it's coming from over there...

Peekatchu: CAMPFIRE SONG SONG
But Spongebob is good for you :>

Beth: Over where? <w>

Seren: Booster seat :D
Yeah, but look what it's turned them into .<.

Mercrow: Under that giant box with a stock holding it up
Peekatchu: Goofy Goober!
I'm proud :D

Beth: *takes the stick from outside* Hm, I don't smell it here ._.

Seren: Krabby Patty formula! :D
Oh ._.

*box is floating*
Mercrow: The catnip is right there, in a bowl. Wait, who art this up?

Peekatchu: Boo Chum Bucket :U
Though, it may be too much <^< maybe we should restrict TV for a few days

Beth: Cool, a floating box *0*

Seren: I mean shhh ._.
They might die from it <->

Mercrow: Lets move quick before we get caught---
*box moves closer to them*

Peekatchu: Money money money
Wait, hold on, what!?! Ono

Beth: I wanna touch owo

Seren: *spongebob laugh*
They're too addicted, so if their eyes are moved from the TV for too long, they die :P

Mercrow: NO you dumb cat, listen to me
Box: L8sten to me Beth, Im nicer to yooouu

Peekatchu: *Mr Krabs laugh*
Well, how do you prevent that? Besides letting them watch more <^<"

Beth: The box seems nice to me :D

Seren: *patrick laugh*
Hmm, well EXE does work mysterious wonders sometimes... ...sometimes...

Mercrow: Noooo
Box: I've got cookies

Peekatchu: *Squidward laugh*
What, so.this is EXEs doing?

Beth: *touch*

Seren: *sandy laugh*
No, I... what? No, EXE should be able to help them

Box: *covers them*

Peekatchu: *Plankton laugh*
Help?? e-e"

Beth: Oh, I know what this is! The imagination box! :D

Seren: *Mrs. Puff laugh*
Even though she's terrible at making deals... overprices everything e-e

Mercrow: *facepalms*
CharmEXE: Yes, it worked! I trapped Beth >:D

Peekatchu: *Sandy Laugh*
I don't think we can trust her. She has some real bad reviews on Amazon

Beth: Yeah, see, look! I'm a robot pirate :D

Seren: *plankton laugh*
She rates the knives on Amazon quite amazingly :D

Mercrow: We're doomed! T^T
CharmEXE: Now to teleport this box to the EXE dimension to get my reward from EXE

Peekatchu: *patchy laugh*
But what's her seller rating? <-<

Beth: You mean you're doomed :D

Seren: *[I forgot the parrot's name] laugh*
Hmm, good point

Mercrow: ...dummy =_= were trapped!
CharmEXE: *teleports to EXE dimension*

(Potty XDD)
Peekatchu: *Narrator laugh*
Maybe another Beth could help

Beth: You're right :O We got teleported to the enemy's base! Those nasty robots >:L

Seren: *gary laugh*
But I don't think there's another Beth with as much magic and willpower

CharmEXE: Oh EXE! :U
Mercrow: She's coming! Quick, do something! You're good at randomness!

Peekatchu: *Larry laugh*
Ink Beth? Classic Beth?

*The space around the box turns blossomy*
Beth: No problem :D

Seren: *Pearl laugh*
Nope ._.

Mercrow: Oh boy ._."
CharmEXE: Why isn't she coming? >:T

Peekatchu: Squilliam laugh*
I know! :D AU EXE

Beth: *peeks from box* It worked! We're back in our old home! :D
EXE: Why is that box blossomy <-<

Seren: *mermaid man laugh*
She's also a bit dangerous ,-,

Mercrow: Great! *lifts it up*
CharmEXE: Umm, idk ._."

Peekatchu: *Barnacle Boy laugh*
But we have a little better chance. Unless we find another magic person! *grabs Zatoo*
Zatoo: NOT this time! *leaves server*

Beth: See! :D
EXE: =_=

Seren: *manray laugh*
Come baaaack ;-;

Mercrow: EXE is still there though
CharmEXE: OH, but I captured Beth for you!

Peekatchu: *Dirty Bubble laugh*
Darn ;-; Maybe the wizard of Oz?

Beth: She's always around :D
EXE: Of course =_=

Seren: *bubble buddy laugh*
But--

Mercrow: Try again :I
CharmEXE: Now we can kill her and fulfill that proph---wait, why do we want to kill her?

Peekatchu: Chocolate guy laugh*
*fortune cookie lands on your head*

Beth: Wait :I She's sometimes around :P
EXE: *explaining montage*

Seren: *laugh*
Wha?

Mercrow: *sneaks away while she's explaining*
CharmEXE: Right :I So what happens if I kill Charmandah?

Peekatchu: uh oh, did we run out of Spongebob characters?
Open it! :D

*Invisible wall*
EXE: ._.

Seren: We need to watch more TV ._.
*crack*

Mercrow: Uh oh. Beth, come and break it :U
CharmEXE: ...nothing?

Peekatchu: TV! *runs*
Hey hold on you two! *grabs*
*Theres a fortune! :O*

Beth: I can't break walls :D They'd break the fabric of reality
EXE: Well, there's a slight chance you might weaken... >->

Seren: BUT WE NEED MORE TV ;O;
*reads it*

Mercrow: Not the FOURTH wall, that wall! It has the number 3 on it.
CharmEXE: What? But wouldn't I get stronger if he was dead?

No more TV :U
Peekatchu: I heard More and TV <w>
*The answer to your problems will surprise you. Your lucky numbers are 11, 64, Slenderman and Orange juice*

Beth: It goes with any wall :P
EXE: Well, since you weren't exactly created from him :P

Seren: More TV :D
...what ._.
*Oh yeah, and the luckiest number is 42*

Mercrow: Well if you don't break it I will *uses hammer*
CharmEXE: Oh yeah, I'm a parallel version

Why not Computer? :0
Peekatchu: Spongebob memes? <0>
*But watch out for 24. 24 is baaad luck *

Beth: NO DON'T :O
EXE: Exactly

Seren: Mr. Krabs? <O>
*Because Super Yoshi cursed it*

*Mercrow gets hurt*
CharmEXE: Which means we use the same password?

Let's play a board game instead
Peekatchu: Squidward <o>
*XD oh Yeah, oof*

*Mercrow lost 20 HP*
Beth: I told you :P
EXE: That's not what I meant.

Seren: Boo board game >:C
*Oof is right xD*

Mercrow: Like I'd listen to you >:V You're dumb
CharmEXE: EXEisthebest123 :D

Peekatchu: Unless it's Spongebob monopoly :D
Nooo
*And you're lucky color is turqoise*

Beth: No I'm not :D
SonicEXE: Thanks for the password >:D *leaves*

Seren: Yeah, Spongebob monopoly is great :D
Eevs: Okay :T

Mercrow: You comb your hair with twigs <-<
CharmEXE: OH NO, he has BOTH our passwords X'U

(We actually had that xD)
Peekatchu: I wanna be Gary! :D
*And your unlucky colors are any shade of grey and red*

Beth: *combing hair with twigs* Psht, what are you talking about? >w>
EXE: Cause you GAVE him your password, dummy >:U

Seren: I wanna be Sandy :D
Eevs: ...uh oh

Mercrow: You use sticks like forks >:V
CharmEXE: he must've used his mind powers on me! >xu cover your mind!

Peekatchu: Oh yeah, I wanna be sand :D
*And remember to brush at least twice a day*

Beth: *using sticks like forks* No I don't :D
EXE: *facepalms* I'm out of here =^=

Seren: No me >:U
Eevs: Okay, can I go now ._.

Mercrow: You're more obsessed with sticks then sticks is =_=
CharmEXE: Hey wait, don't leave! I still have Beth!

Peekatchu: No not Sandy, sand :U
*after you pay the bill*

Beth: *hugging Sticks* I don't know what you're talking about :D
Sticks: PUT ME DOWN, ALIEN!! >:'U
EXE: What e-e

Seren: Oh, that sand! :D Okay
Eevs: Since when was there a bill e-e

Mercrow: Ugh, I hate sticks
CharmEXE: That's why I brought this box >:D it has Beth trapped inside

Peekatchu: That character is in almost every scene :D so cool
Dadizard: For my Chinese food ewe"

*Both freeze at the same time*
EXE: No it doesn't ._>

Seren: I wanna be just like it when I grow up :D
Eevs: What >:U

Mercrow: >->" Hey, what are you doing. It's freaking me out.
CharmEXE: What?? *lifts box*

Peekatchu: Me Too! :D so inspirational
Dadizard: I forgot Momizard took my credit card away ;-;

Beth: Did you just say you hated sticks? .-.
Sticks: Did you just say you hated me? .-.
Eliza (basically another alternate Beth): Hi .-.

Seren: It has the best quotes :D
Eevs: Why do I have to pay for it ;-;

Mercrow: I said I hates sticks, AND I hate Sticks >:V
CharmEXE: ... <-<"

Peekatchu: And musical numbers!
Dadizard: Idk, do you know anyone else who can? .-.

*Both get out sticks*
Eliza: Oh, you're EXEs >->

Seren: *makes wind noises*
Eevs: Hmmm

Mercrow; Mommy :'V
CharmEXE: No, we're actually fairies

Peekatchu: Ahhh I love that song =w=
Dadizard: Witz?
Um ._. No

*Stick beating montage*
Eliza: Hahah, very funny. >->

Seren: Yeah :D
Eevs: How about Mercrow? I bet he has money

Mercrow: HELP
CharmEXE: But we do actually grant wishes :U only of evil though

Peekatchu: Sand's character arc was so meaningful
No, he's dirt poor
Mercrow: CAW! I heard that >:V

Zaried: *sipping on soda while watching*
Eliza: Okay, so...
EXE: Hey wait a minute <-<

Seren: I wanna buy all of the parts in it :D
Eevs: Hmm... how about EX-
EXE: Got nothing *disappears*
Eevs: Okay :P

Mercrow: You there! :V Guy I killed that one time! Get over here and help me!
CharmEXE: If you ever wanted to kill someone, nows your chance :D Limited time offer! Guranteed or your money back!

Peekatchu: ANd the Sand action figure!
Oh, Feniken is rich!

Zaried: No uwu *keeps sipping on soda*
EXE: You're not a salesman, shut up -_-

Seren: That one's expensive .o.
Eevs: She's a bit greedy though

Mercrow: I'll do anything! XV
CharmEXE: You don't know me! D'x

Peekatchu: Yeah, so collectable .o. the only thing that's enough money to buy it is the dollar bill with sand on it
Witz: And needy ._. Hey why did we just start using our names?

Zaried: Anything? :O
Beth: Don't listen to him, he hates trees! >:U
EXE: And you don't know me >:'U

Seren: But that's a rare item too :P
Eevs: I don't know :P

Mercrow: YES! Anything!

Peekatchu: And to get that you need to be a part of the Sand Fan club
Witz: *tries to take off nametag*
Dadizard: Those things don't come off

Zaried: ...no :D
EXE: And you forgot to respond to me >:'U

Seren: But the Sand Fan Club is only found in participating stores :O
Eevs: Yeah

Mercrow: BOO
(Oops XD)
CharmEXE: Sorry I was texting someone ._.

Peekatchu: In participating countries :0
Witz: What If I change it?
Dadizard: ?

*10 minutes later...*
EXE: You're pretending like I don't exist! >:'U

Seren: In participating worlds :O
Eevs: What?

Mercrow: xvx" I can't feel my hat
CharmEXE: Oh so NOW you care? >:'0 You pretend I don't exist all the time

Peekatchu: And you can only use your left hand to get it
Klefki: THere :D

Beth: We did it! :D
EXE: ... *turns around*

Seren: And you have to have your right big toe touching your body uwu
Eevs: Pfft x')

Mercrow: Curse youuuu x<x
CharmEXE: Yeah look away, cause you can't take the heat! ...actually my fire is cold because AU.

Peekatchu: And you have to talk backwards! :P
Klefki: What---NO NOT AGAIN

Beth: Okay :D
EXE: I'm ignoring you. =-=

Seren: And you have to be missing an ear :P
Eevs: *bursts out in laughter*

Mercrow: x<x *faints*
CharmEXE: I'm ignoring you ignore me >:T

Peekatchu: And with 6 toes :n
Klefki: What's so funny?
Dadizard: You XD

Beth: *hums the final fantasy victory theme*
EXE: I'm ignoring you ignoring me ignoring you :>

Seren: And with 7 arms :P
Eevs: Yeah xD

*Beth leveled up!*
CharmEXE: I'm ignoring you infinitely! HAH! Can't beat that!

Peekatchu: And also be Arceus
Klefki: *angrily jingles keys*

Sticks: Why can't I level up? >:U
Beth: Because you're so high-level :O
EXE: I'm ignoring you ignoring me infinitely infinitely with Infinite. Plus one. uwu

Seren: No, I think you have to be Zaried <O>
Eevs: *laughs harder*

*Beth learned stickerang!*
CharmEXE: I'm ignoring that you said that so I'm still winning =v=

Peekatchu: Oh yeah, he's like, a ninja or something :O
Dadizard: :D so can I have money now?
Klefki: :'< I'm not trying to be funny!

Beth: :D
EXE: I'm ignoring your win, so I win :>

Seren: Yeah :D
Eevs: Wait what? <->

Mercrow: *wakes up* Gah O<O"
CharmEXE: Same >:I

Peekatchu: Thats why hes so cranky, because he's up all night!
Klefki: :< I wanna change back

Beth: Hello! :D
EXE: Nope, I said it first uwu So I win.

Seren: Learning Card Jitsu :O
Eevs: Okay :P

Mercrow: What happened? Did you do something with sticks?
CharmEXE: I DID >:U You stinky dumb potato!

Peekatchu: So he can stop the army of Shreks e-e
Dadizard: Just change your nametag!
Klefki: But I don't have hands now ;-;

Beth: Yeah :D
Sticks: >_>
EXE: I did, you nuisance :>

Seren: With baguettes <O>
Eevs: Use your tiny mouth :>

Mercrow: You didn't use sticks to revive me did you? <-<
CharmEXE: You don;t really think I'm a nuisance do you? ;-;

Peekatchu: On the moon! <o>
Klefki: Ok :U *eats nametag*

Beth: No, I used a Revive :D
EXE: ..." Maaaaybe? <M<"

Seren: In the Sagitarrius solar system <O>
Eevs: ...

Mercrow: Oh, good =<=
CharmEXE: I thought what we had was special ;n;

Peekatchu: On a leap year!
Dadizard: Now he's invisible
Ooh, invisible

Beth: The bottle was made of sticks :D
EXE: I don't think it was >M>"

Seren: In 3218 <->
Eevs: He's invisible ;-;

Mercrow: GAH! I NEED A SHOWER
CharmEXE: T>T I;ve done so much for you!!!

Peekatchu: Past bedtime
Dadizard: Does that make him a ghost! ;o;
What? No, I don't think

Beth: What's a shower again?
EXE: Umm... not really >->""

Seren: In space! :D
Eevs: He was so young ;-;

Mercrow: Its like a Bath..but it falls on your head :v
CharmEXE: I sharpened your knives, organized your EXE plushies and even folded your laundry!

Peekatchu: on the edge of the milky way :D
That's okay, I can just change my name again :D

*A bathtub falls on Mercrow's head*
Beth: So that's what a shower is! :D
EXE: Wait, you did? >->

Seren: At the end of the universe :D
Eevs: Why did he have to go so soon? ;-;

Mercrow: THERE WASNT EVEN WATER IN THAT
CharmEXE: Yeah :0 but I kinda messed it up. But then I fixed it! And I answer your phone for you

Peekatchu: next to Pluto :4
Hmm, I can be anyone
Dadizard: Rest in pepperonis ;-;

Beth: It's a bath :D
EXE: *gets out phone* 44 missed calls.

Seren: With Goofy! :D
Eevs: He was my best best best best best friend ;-;

Mercrow: I said Shower!!
CharmEXE: Well :0 your banana phone anyways

Peekatchu: And Santa!
<:'< *sniff*
Dadizard: And I took his socks for my collection
>->" excuse me??

Beth: It's a bathtub! So it's a shower nwn
EXE: I don't have a banana phone .-.

Seren: And Caillou! :D
Eevs: I want to admit something, too... I accidentally deleted his Pokémon X save file ;-;

Mercrow: Well at least I'm not wet
CharmEXE: Then what's this?

Peekatchu: with a moustache :P
WHAT!? Wait...I played Pokemon Y :Y

*It suddenly starts to rain*
EXE: That's YOUR banana phone >->

Seren: And a hat :b
Eevs: I also accidentally deleted his Pokémon Y save file ;-; ;-; I'll never be able to apologize!

Mercrow: Great! Just my luck!
CharmEXE: It's all the rage in the AU

Peekatchu: with a moustache on the hat
NOOOOOOOOOO <X'U
Dadizard; Is that the one I ate?

Beth: Uh oh qmq *hides under Mercrow*
EXE: <-<"...

Seren: And a moustache on the moustache!
Eevs: I thought you ate the Pokémon X one ._.

Mercrow: I'm not a hat!
CharmEXE: Look :0 we should try to talk this out

Peekatchu: But it's actually a unibrow! :D
Dadizard: X marks the spot!
Can't anyone hear/see me?! T^T

Beth: No... you're not a hat... you're an umbrella! qmq"
EXE: >-> Talk it out? What happened to settling it with a fight?

Seren: And the unibrow is a mustache :I
Eevs: Of course...

Mercrow: >:T mmmmmmmmpppppppphhhhhh
CharmEXE: Well last time we did that I didn't stand a chance

Peekatchu: And it's on your back :0
(I almost typed Seren XD)
Dadizard: <:T If only someone could help us get him back
Wait, so AM I like a ghost? Can i still pick up stuff and move it?

Beth: Hide me q-q
EXE: *flashbacks* Umm... of course you did. It was just that I won :I

Seren: On your foot!
Eevs: Don't say that! SHE might hear you >->

Mercrow: What, are you afraid of a little water?
Charm EXE: You won in like 3 seconds

Peekatchu: Under your arm pit!
Dadizard: Momizard? <^<"
*kicks rock*

Beth: IT'S GOING TO KILL ME T^T
EXE: Psht... that's even more time than I give the others...

Seren: In your eyes!
Eevs: WAIT! What was that? <^<"""

Mercrow: It's not like it's raining cats and dogs
Charm EXE: so...you DO care?! q-q

Peekatchu: Behind your ear!
Dadizard: The Boogie mon qoq

*It starts raining cats and dogs... figuratively for now*
EXE: Don't be stupid! I-I don't care about a lowly being like you! <^<""

Seren: On your foot! Wait, did we already say that?
Eevs: Nonsense, there's no s-such things as the b-b-boogie monsters! QvQ

Mercrow: ._. Why does everyone take me so literally
Charm EXE: ...was that AU speak?
Peekatchu: Uh...oh yeah, you with a bit up
Dadizard: But he was in that one comic D': here's proof #Boogiemon

Beth: I dunno! D:
EXE: No it isn't! *anger emoji*

Seren: Oh yeah...
Eevs: Any minute now D: