Woah, Johnny! :O This icon looks amazing!! You've really improved during the time you've been gone, I'm impressed!

RE: Also, to answer your question, Eevs can't use her 3DS anymore as of right now because she has no charger.. <:c But she can still comment via internet! And since you can't read them I can translate.

Peekatchu: I'm so happy this account is continuing I can't stop running around of excitement!! : D

Dragcrow in the distance xD

Seren: Why are we running around again? :P

XD How to train your Dragcrow

Peekatchu: IDK :D *running in circle*

I wonder if we'll meet him again xD

Seren: *running upside down*
???: owo? *inside bush*

As soon as AU Beth catches him XD

Peekatchu: *Running in place* :D

Eevs, I will personally buy you a new charger and send it to your door. I just need the following information:
-country/state
-county
-personal address
-zipcode

(fyi this is all a joke so please don't give me any information)

-Johnny

@Johnny: Can I get a uhhhhh exact GPS location and the last three numbers on your credit card AND expiration date? [jokes xD]

@Witz: But AU Beth disappeared :O So how is Dragcrow going to be caught?

Seren: *running in midair* :P

XD Hey I wanted to make that joke

Uhh, maybe a pokeball could work? :0

Peekatchu: *Running out of energy* Too tired xvx

Too late >:D xD

Or maybe AU Zoaruah could attract him :P Remember, they ARE buddies

Seren: *rolling around in midair* Try rolling :V

Your credit card has expired !! xv XD

OH yeah :P He'll have to prank--I mean, give him a cookie

Peekatchu: Okay! :D *barrel rolls into bush*

Nuuu >:U xD

Or maybe he can tell Dragcrow that he forgot to tie his shoes again

???: AGH! qvq"
Seren: You hurt the bush! :O

Now we can't purchase fresh memes :c

But he's not wearing shoes :V
AU Zoaruah: Who wears shoes? You keep them at home! :D

Peekatchu: Oh my gosh, I'm sorry bush! <:0 Do you need a bandaid??

Yes we can, we need to verify the card again >:C

And you untie them :p

???: I'm good qvq...

To the card verification center! *goes online*

AU Zoaruah: Exactly *puts socks on ears*

Peekatchu: I didn't know there were living bushes here! Do you have any berries? :D

*Amazon*

*puts shirt on pants* :P

???: No, just me qvq *AU Beth appears but she looks different o-o*

Hurry before our internet expires :U

AU Zoaruah: *puts hat on tail*

Peekatchu: Beth? :O or, AU Beth? Or Beh? There's a lot if Beths

*clicks card verification*

*puts shoes on head*

Classic Beth: You can say that again =<=

Yes :D now we can buy memes again!

AU Zoaruah: *brushes eyes*

Peekatchu: Dont forget Ink Beth :D And EXE Beth

Ugandan Knuckles: o<o

*walks with hands*

Seren: Don't mention that one :O

*Ugandan Knuckles & Knuckles*
Knuckles: Hey, what's going on here? Wheres my sandwich?

*Walks on roads and cars drive on sidewalk*

Peekatchu: Oops, I forgot. Can I mention AU EXE Beth? :O

Eggman: OHOHOHO! YOU ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD! >:D

*Bicycles have a bunch of people on them while bus drivers have to peddle*

???: That's me! owo
Seren: *LE GASP*

Witz: Eggman is not a meme /:T
Knuckles: Eggman! >:U give me back my sandwich

*Pets sleep inside while people sleep outside*

Peekatchu: AU EXE!?! :OO Oh no, don't stab us please!

Eggman: The sandwich is right inside this totally not sandwich trap >:D

*People have to use the bathroom outside while pets use it inside*

AU EXE: Psht, nah, stabbing is for meanies like my boss! ^w^

Knuckles: Wait, hold on, this sounds like a trap >->
Witz: Ooh I want a sandwich :0

*Wait, so do pets act like people then? XD*

Peekatchu: Your boss? .Do you mean AU Mudkip? <->

Eggman: This is not a trap :P

*Yep xD*

AU EXE: No ._.
Business Beh: Did someone mention Businesskip? o<o

Knuckles: Sonic said I shouldn't trust a rotten eggman ._.
Witz: Eevs, can I ahve that sandwich pleeeease 0w0

*Unless acting like a person means you're being an animal XD*

Businesskip: There must be money to be made here! / : J
Peekatchu: You can make money? :O

Eggman: He's lying, he stole your Master Emerald and shouldn't be trusted dB
Eevs: No <-< It's a trap

*Maybe xD*

Business Beh: Yeah, when you're serious, you can make money! :P

Knuckles: Sure he's used them a few times..but only to defeat you
Witz: Tzbut I want to know what flavor it is!

*XD The plot thickens*

Businesskip: *gets out map*
Peekatchu: I thought you made money from doing your chores

Eggman: Knuckles >->
Eevs: It's trap flavored <-<

*gets out thick marker xD*

Business Beh: *gets out serious tools*
AU EXE: Are they being serious? o<o

Knuckles: Hey wait a minute, where is it Now?! >:U *Checks phone*
I've Deffinitely never tried that flavor?! *0* what does it taste like??

*Wait, this is AU, you need a tiny marker*

Businesskip: very serious :V
Peekatchu: *gets out toy tools* C'mon Seren let's find some money! :D

*Master Emerald is 389219 km away dB*
Bad :P

*Oh yeah, *gets out tiny marker**

Business Beh: But they need to be more serious. :P
Seren: *gets out a roll of toilet paper* Okay! :V
AU EXE: *gets out a toy shovel* Can I help? :D

Knuckles: What the heck is it doing there?!
Oh, is it an EXE sandwich?

*Also you don't write words you erase them*

Peekatchu: Yeah! :D Last team to find money is a rotten exeggcute!
Businesskip: That's childish >:I This isn't a game, it is business

Eggman: Err... either Sonic or Rouge stole it :P
Yes :V

*Oh yeah! :D*

Business Beh: If we don't be serious, we won't find money! >:U
Seren: *digs in midair*
AU EXE: *digs upside down*

Knuckles: What am I doing here? I gotta get it back! *digs*
EW, so it's Tuna, blue cheese and metal ketchup XV

*Also you don't write with your hands you use your feet*

BusinessKip: Looks like we'll need to amp up production! >:v
Peekatchu: *digs under BusinessBeh and Kip*

Eggman: NO WAIT--
:P Exactly

*Oof :'V*

Business Beh: Right, now let's do this! >:U
Seren: Any progress? :D

Knuckles: Like I'm listening to you--
Ugandan Knuckles: Does he no dae wae?
So if its an EXE Sandwich, then does that mean it's evil? :o

*And you write words backwards*

Busineskip: But we'll need a business montage
Peekatchu: Um, I'm stuck in a hole

(*pulls Johnny in* YEET >:D)

Eggman: He does not ._.
Yes :P

*And you write them upside down*

Business Beh: Montage maker, activate seriously! :U
Montage Maker: =D *makes funny montage*
Business Beh: NO >:U
Seren: Need help? :O

Ugandan Knuckles: Do U no dae wae?
Knuckles: OW! I hit something metal!
Then we gotta destroy it!

*using the eraser side of the pencil*

Businesskip: Darn thing is broken >:/ *kicks*
Peekatchu: No, I'll just keep dig a tunnel up :D *digs*

Eggman: Yes ._.
Metal Thing: ...
NO DON'T--

*And the pencil has to be on your foot :P*

Montage Maker: Ow D=
Seren: Okay owo

Ugandan Knuckles: Brudas, he noes dae wae!
*the sound of clicking is heard in the distance*
Knuckles: Well, like momma Knuckles always said, when your way is blocked, PUNCH IT >:U *Punches*
*Throws Skittles at sandwich* Taste the rainbow, evil sandwich! >:U

*But you don't hold it with your toes, you use your heel*

Businesskip: Wheres the manual for this thing?
Peekatchu: Dig dig dig *digging like Minecraft*

Eggman: Oh dear
Metal Thing: Ouch! Don't punch me! >^<"
*The Skittles are trapped because Eggman trap :D*

*And... the feet have to be on your hands*

Business Beh: It should be in the box
AU EXE: *digging like in Terraria* How long until we reach diamonds? :P
Seren: I don't know :D *digging in midair*

Ugandan Knuckles horde* Show us dae wae! :D
Knuckles: What? You can talk!? YOu must be an Eggbot! >:O *punches*
The EXE sandwich has trapped the skittles e-e This EXE is more powerful than we thought

*So are your feet...Hands then?*

Businesskip: I left the box in the storage room
Peekatchu: We were digging for diamonds? I was digging for fossils

Eggman: Okay den... *walking around*
Metal Thing: *catches his fist* I said don't punch me! q^q"
*facepalm*

*yes xD And your hands are feet*

Business Beh: Well, where is the storage room?
Seren: I was digging for rocks we can ride on :P
AU EXE: Oh :P So no one's mining for diamonds?

Ugandan Knuckles: We will find dae queen! *cluckclickclick*
Knuckles: But you're evil! Now let go >:<
Eevs, were going to need the big guns

*XD Eww, thats weird*

Businesskip: in the basement
Peekatchu: Who needs diamonds :0 when you've got a wooden shovel--*breaks*

*walking*
Metal Thing: *throws knuckles out of the hole* You said to let go! >:'U
*gets out squirt gun* ._.

*I know xD*

Business Beh: But where is the basement? :/
Seren: *digging with hands*
AU EXE: Do you need another shovel? :P

Ugandan Knuckles: Is that the queen ? :0 *metal sonic*
Knuckles: Mmph >:U I'm really losing my temper with you! Wait, remember your anger management
No, bigger! :U

*xD Why AU, whyy*

Businesskip: In our building :U on the negative 32nd floor
Peekatchu: Yeah, a spoon would be preferred

Metal Sonic: Beep boop bop.
Eggman: No that's not a gir--
Metal Thing: *comes out of the hole* Oof! =w=
*gets out tiny gun* ._.

*Because xD*

Business Beh: We don't have negative floors :U
AU EXE: *gets out spork and tosses it to Peekatchu*

Ugandan Knuckles: *takes metal sonic away*
Knuckles: ITS ATTACKING ME *kicks*
EVEN more extreme!

*Because AU is weird. But there weird means normal XD*

Businesskip: Well a certain Snivy is to blame for that ._.
Peekatchu: WOAH! Itsx both a shovel and a pickaxe :0 you're so good at minecraft

Metal Sonic: *confused robot noises* BEEP BOOP BOP?!?! >8/
Metal Thing: *grabs foot* Wait! I just want to ask one question! :O
*gets out the world's tiniest gun* ._.

*And normal is weird xD*

Business Beh: When is she going to stop doing that?! >:U
AU EXE: Thank you, my good sir uwu

Ugandan Knuckles: Wait, that is not Ugandan language? <~> is this a fake??
Knuckles: I don't have time to deal with robots like you >:U
Silver: Remember what we said about being nicer?
Knuckles: Uuuugh, fine, what?
Perfect :P

*And weird is normal which is abnormal which is regular*

AU Snyvee: *shakes head* <w>
Businesskip: Stay back >:U *gets out stapler*
Peekatchu: Do you think you can help us beat the Ender Dragon??

Eggman: Er... yes!! >:D
Metal Sonic: I thought what we had was special ;-;
Metal Thing: Does you know where Beth is? :D
:D Yay!

*And in-between is in-between :P*

Business Beh: *gets out clipboard*
AU EXE: What? I thought it was the Ender Pig <->

Ugandan Knuckles: You tricked us >:U Spit on them mae bruthas!!
Knuckles: Beth? You mean the cat?
Now *trhows it at sandwhich*

*Wait thats the same though XD*

AU Snyvee: *Turns their stuff into enchiladas*
Peekatchu: Wait, it is? ;o; SO pigs are the real villians??

*spitting noises*
Eggman: RETREAT!! :O
Metal Sonic: ERROR ERROR SHUTTING DOWN
Eggman: NO! >:U
Metal Thing: Yeah! :D *Now that it mentions it, it seems to look a lot like Beth :O*
Sandwich: *eats it* ._.
.O.

*I know, that's why it's funny xD*

Business Beh: EEK! *drops it* Disgusting, get it off of me! ;O;
AU EXE: Yeah, but creepers and dragons are very friendly ouo

Ugandan Knuckles: We are winning!
Knuckles: Fine /:U I'll help you if you help me get the master emerald back
SANDWICH!! BAD! BAD SAND!

*xD But is it funny in the AU?*

Businesskip: To the bunker!
AU Snyvee: *turns businesskip into enchilada*
Peekatchu: Everything I know is a lie e-e the cake is a lie

Eggman: *gets out egg dragoon* GET A LOAD OF THIS! >:U
Metal Thing: Yeah! :D
Sandwich: =O= *hops over to witz*

*Maybe it's unfunny :U*

Business Beh: Nooooo! *runs away*
AU EXE: Cakes are bad for you in Minecraft :P

Ugandan Knuckles: *start jumping all over it*
Knuckles: Just gotta find Sonic, he was using it last :I
EEEK! Eevs protect me!! q-q

*Unless unfunny things make them laugh*

Businesskip: Wait, where are you going??
Peekatchu: Oh my ;o; I never knew all of these things.

Eggman: NO, MY MACHINE! >:'U
Metal Thing: <-<
I got it! :D *gets out squirt gun*

*Or maybe unfunny is funny <->*

Business Beh: Talking enchiladas! I've had enough! >:'U
AU EXE: Yeah, there's a lot to learn in Craftmine. :P

Ugandan Knuckles: *starts eating it*
Knuckles: ...well, find Sonic! Aren't you eggbots built for that?
Wait, you might hit me with that ;0; I don't wanna get wet

*But maybe laughing is bad for you*

Snyvee: *turns her into one*
Peekatchu: What?

Eggman: Mmph! >:C *gets out death egg robot* BEHOLD, MY GREATEST MACHI--
Metal Thing: I'm not supposed to find Sonic though <->
Oh yeah... use the power of legs to move out of my way! :D

*Maybe whooping cough is actually good xD*

Business Beh: *collapses* Oof.
AU EXE: Crinemaft! :D

Ugandan Knuckles: *gets out giant frying pan*
Knuckles: Well I what are you good for then!?
Legos? Ok! *dumps Legos everywhere*

*Mayve cough drops make you cough xD*

Businesskip: Its a good thing I'm prepared for these scenarios *gets normal laser* Hold still!
Peekatchu: TimeCarnf?

Eggman: NO! >:U
Metal Thing: I'm good for finding Beths! :D
Ouch, my feet! DX I MEANT LEGS, NOT LEGOS!!

*Maybe colds actually help you stay in school xD*

Business Beh: Stay away from me, talking enchilada @-@
Seren: Oh, I get it, she means Meracinft! :D
AU EXE: No, I mean Creimantf. :P

Ugandan Knuckles: *starts frying the death egg*
Knuckles: OK, fine, well start there. She likes Sonic, I think. In an AU or something
Now I can't because of all the Legos! Unless..I build Lego rollerblades! :D

*And when you're healthy you stay home xD*

Businesskip: *shoots businessbeh with normal laser*
AU Snyvee: *turns it into derp laser*
Peekatchu: Terraria!

Eggman: Bu...but my Death Egg is in space! This is my Death Egg ROBOT! >:'U
Metal Thing: Yeah! Then I can kidna-- er I mean hang out with her! :D
Are you sure those are gonna work? ._.

*If you sprain your leg you're actually good for gym xD*

Business Beh: Eep! O-O" *rolls out of the way*
AU EXE: No, that's the game with blocks in it :P

Ugandan Knuckles: The queen is in space! *the Ugandan Knuckles get into rockets*
Knuckles: And I'll pound you if you do anything funny :D
Yeah, the blocks make great wheels!

*And the more you exercise the led tired you get xD*

AU Snyvee: *makes AU Zaried appear*
Peekatchu: ...Tetris?

Eggman: WHAT :U
Metal Thing: Okay :"D
I thought they were squares

*If you're healthy though you're not allowed to do gym xD*

AU Zaried: Whoo! :D
AU EXE: No, Tetris is the one with pills :P

Ugandan Knuckles: Thank you for the directions brudda:P Now we will destroy the Death egg that stole our queen
Knuckles: *does the gliding thing*
But also rectangles

*It's only for sick people XD to get better I guess?*

AU Snyvee: *makes disco ball*
Businesskip: No, please! Not a PARTY!!!
Peekatchu: What about Dr Mario? ;o;

Eggman: NO WAIT--
Metal Thing: *boosts in the air*
Yeah :P

*Yeah xD*

Business Beh: I'm getting the heck outta dodge! Oh great, now my voice sounds weird!! >:U
AU EXE: That's the one with the blocks dB

Ugandan knuckles: You are right, we need you to show is dae wae *picks up Eggman*
*boost montage*
Except the minifigs .-.

*So what's a hospital for Then? xD*

Businesskip; Not helium! ;o; this has to end!
Peekatchu: ._. ....my head hurts

Eggman: >:L
Metal Thing: I forgot to tell you something :P
The what?

*For breaking legs xD*

Business Beh: Let's get to what's-her-name's bunker! >:P
AU EXE: That's bound to happen. It's pretty normal around here dB

*321 Blast off*
Knuckles: What? <-<
The Lego minifigures *O* They're the best part of legos

*Don't go there XD ever*

Businesskip: Great idea I:U Then I can call the Derp removal agency
Peekatchu: It is?! D: noooooooooo!!

*eggman screaming noises*
Metal Thing: I'm actually... Metal Beth! :D
Oh, those. -._-. They're creepy

*But I want to ;-; xD*

Business Beh: C'mon! *hops away*
AU EXE: Wait, did I word that wrong again? <->

*Nyan cat music*
Knuckles: What were you doing underground? .-_,-
Creepy!? ono why would you say that?

*But they take your lollipops payment instead of giving you them ;n; xD*

AU Snyvee: *turns ground into trampoline*
Peekatchu: Idk, did you? ;-; AU logic hurts my brain

*mudkip flies by on his bench*
Metal Beth: I don't know, I was searching for em-- I mean diamonds :'D
Just look at them -._-.

*And they eat the cookies they give you xD*

Business Beh: WAAAAAAGH! <:"U
AU EXE: Hang on, let me get CharmEXE and see if I worded that wrong <->
Seren: I don't think that's a good idea ._.

Mudkip: *turns death egg into death Taco with eggs*
Knuckles: <-<
*lego minifigures*
BUt they're smiling :<

*Jail sounds like a lot nicer place in the AU xD*

Businesskip: Enough of this! >:I *calls anti derp police*
CharmEXE: I heard my name >:D
Peekatchu: NO, she said, Charmin. Like the toilet paper!
CharmEXE: Oh ok---wait a minute, toilet paper doesn't exist in the AU >:U

Eggman: NOT MY EGG!! >:U
Metal Beth: :'D
They could be hiding a deadly secret -._-.

*Yeah, they give you good food xD*

Business Beh: Avenge meeeeee agaaaaain ;O;
AU EXE: What's a Charmin? Is it a nice nickname for you, boss? :D
Seren: No toilet paper? Then where is the fun of flushing the entire roll down the toilet? ;-;