he was a dog not ready to wield the sacred power
and he was a bird who spoke way too fast and had anger issues
together, they could save the kingdom from the horrible menace of
CLAMITY OILUIGI

with their trusty sidekick ems, the freshly baked baguette, they were almost ready to set off towards the gâteau where calamity oiluigi hid.

but caamity oiluigi…. he us wait the door!!!!

frevali was scared… il veut du fromquge…

princess carseat was ready 4 battl and sTRUCK the clamatuy oilugigiii in the head!!
“je suis crispy!!1!!” clamity oiluigi cried. the sound echoed in theyreere ears.
“no i am” the baguetteettettttee said as frevali threw her at clamity oiluigi in a final attempt to kill him,

clamity oiluigi retreated and yelled “YOUR PAIN IS PERFECT!!! how cuold u!?!!”

princes csraete and frenvail kissed the end

this deserves to be in the New York times

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