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This is your Crim, he also go by Crimson, Crimson Sapphire, blood sapphire, Prince Cream, sir shouts a lot, little kaboom, short fuse, sparklies eyes, gem boy, troubled teen, cry baby, Criminal, shoplifter, pomegranate pineapple printer, I'm sure you can add your own name to!

( Cream, Criminal, shoplifter, pomegranate pineapple printer, are all autocorrect or predictive text names for Crimson )
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Crim has a short fuse and lots of buttons to push, he gets upset really fast and easy to get jealous, some of button that will set him off are:

'Malice'... ah, they have history and it's not good, he really hates him and will flip with almost anything to do with the Nightmare king

'Nightmares' uh, it's the same as the first one, Crim get really in a bad mood about them, but you can't blame him, they kinda killed Everyone he knew and loved...

'Humans' he doesn't like Human because of how he was treated in the past but I think if he got to experience better examples he might change him mind! your a nice human and that be good for him to know you and become friends! Your just going to have your work cut out for you, but I think you do great!

'The candidates' or more like 'Zitan key' Crim was really hoping he be one of the chosen candidates but...well he not, he didn't know this until his own ancestor rejected him and pick Hiiro instead, Crim has gotten really moody again and been a punk brat, this isn't really how he is all the time, he just an emotionally disturbed kid that needs help.

Crim can blow up over all kinds of things, he throws tantrum and Fitz, Crim doesn't like being wrong and like to yell and shout a LOT when mad.

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Because of Crim has a little bit of an angry issues it can be tough to get to know the real him, he quick to push other away with his temper and inferiority complex but he really just need a friend.

When your Crim getting on one of his shouting, the best thing to do is be /honest/, it might be a slap to his face and he blow up but after his tantrum he usually calms down, he just might not admit that he was wrong, he a prideful little guy.

Why did I draw a puppy? Because everyone love puppy's! And how can you be mad at a puppy? There just so darn cute!

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Part of Crim problem is his sword 'Scarlet bane' she crazy and creepy! She has an obsession with killing things and team up with Crim, she makes him cuckoo and even more obsessed with Revenge against Nightmares, it doesn't help she blood bound to Crim, I would have got rid of her myself but well, that a little complicated... all I was able to do was make a special sheath so she sleep in it and not get in his head 24/7.

There other things that can help keep her out of Crim head or well anyone who grab her handle.

Chocolate, garlic, cheese, lemons and pomegranate.

She doesn't like the taste of those food, it might be hard to get your Crim to eat something, he can be a picky eater.

Guess what! Chocolate is one of Crim favorite food,and it works great for lots of things! You can give your Crim chocolate when he's grumpy to make him happy, it helps keep psycho swords out of his head and it's Chocolate! What not to like! Just be careful not to feed your Crim to many sweets or sugar headaches and stomach aches my occur, because have you ever eating too much candy and get sick to your stomach? It's not fun... cleaning up Crim vomit isn't very fun, so just be mindful on the quantity of chocolate he intakes.

Crim not a big fan of anything with garlic in it, it can be a real pain to get him to eat thing with garlic, garlic bread, garlic powder, garlic pizza, garlic fries, garlic broccoli, garlic mac and cheese, I try shoving a garlic clove in his mouth and that didn't turn out to well, it was for his own good though, garlic is one the the most hated things of Scarlet and I'm pretty sure she got it in Crim head that garlic taste gross even though it doesn't.

CHEESE!! Cheese is AWESOME! but it's a 50/50 with Crim, he used to like Mac and cheese but he stop eating it after a while, I'm still not sure why he all the sudden stopped liking it, it's a good meal to have everyday and on special days twice!

Crim doesn't like Lemons, if it's the whole lemon, lemon meringue, pie lemonade, he doesn't like them, unless it's to squeeze the lemon juice in your eyes, that really hurts! So got give him lemon!
Crim dose like pomegranate, he just gets mad that there a lot of work to eat with all the seeds, so you can expect him to shouting at it and probably throwing it when he gets to up set.

There might be more food that your Crim might like just try and experiment with feeding him you never know what he might like!

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You might have noticed your Crim has come with some accessories, two shiny spiffy silver bracelets and a pocket watch * in smaller writing*(that I don't like...)
Crim has some special Rules that go with him, other then don't let him eat to much Chocolate, make sure your Crim get plenty of good rest and sunlight but the number one rule

[[[NEVER TAKE OFF HIS BRACELETS!! ]]]]

If you follow this rule well all be fine and we can all live, living is a nice thing and I'm sure you like that to.

Your Crim had some really nasty things done to him, I can't go into details unfortunately and well I don't know exactly what happened to him, but he has an mega super extreme case of aggressive corruption that I call 'Harbinger' this thing is very, very bad and want to kill everyone, I'm pretty sure it's trying to turn your Crim into a Reaper, their very bad guy that belong to Sol, and that why you don't take off his bracelets!

Now the about the stupid pocket watch, this thing is actually really helpful in some ways, it has a few different looks and functions depending on your Crim level of corruption.

If your Crim is really healthy and the corruption not bothering him much the pocket watch will be silver with Blue gemstones, and it will actually work like a watches supposed to.

If Crim corruption bugging him and he super moody and grumpy the pocket watch was still look the same but the clock will stopped ticking, this is about the normal with Crim or at least with me, maybe you'll have better luck with him.

It the pocket watch get darker, the gem turn red and the hand start going the opposite direction, you know Crim corruption is WAY out of control then normal, the pocket watch will make a chime sound before he blow up! Or does something really, REALLYYYY bad.

you can actually use the pocket watch to track your Crim, the hands on the watch can work like a compass that point in his Direction and markings with

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Now in the unfortunate circumstance your Crim dose loses a bracelet, be ready. He will EXPLODE, no really he will blow up and it's not verbally ether, you get just a few seconds of a warning, the pocket watch will go off with it's chime and the Darkness in your Crim will suck the unseen Magic in the area to him and make like a gust of wind, those are your only warning to duck for cover before he BLOW UP WITH DARKNESS.
it's pretty scary stuff, I can't go into details but the best thing to do is GET THAT BRACELET BACK ON AS FAST AS POSSIBLE!

Crim in his Human form and losing his bracelet is: Bad

Crim in his Dragon form and losing his bracelet: very BAD

Crim and either one of his forms and loses both bracelets: WE'RE ALL DEAD!!

Crim loses his bracelet in a blood moon world: WE'RE ALL DEAD!!

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If his bracelet gets knocked off the corruption in your Crim will start to consume him REALLY fast, the longer his bracelets is off the more it spreads and take over, in a blood moon world it's REALLYYYY BAD, I ALMOST DEADED! no not really but it was still very scary, if he got both bracelets off he probably would have killed me, but thankfully your Crim can't shift with only one bracelet on and corruption can't touch this bracelets, you just have to be very, very careful, Harbinger is Claver and will try and do things to get something or someone to take the last bracelets off.

Your Crim will become very scary and cuckoo, [[APPROACH YOUR CRIM WITH CAUTION]]] he will be under the influence of a lot of really bad stuff! He will say and do bad thing and will try to murder everyone!

Your Crim can also terraform, he will turn the area around him into Darkness and make red crystal's, these red crystal's absorb dark magic and use it to keep growing and growing and GROWING, so don't use anything with dark magic against them, it's no good, light is your best shot, if it's fire, lightning, purification, sunlight, moonlight, light light, other light might work to! Try at your own risk, I also wondered about laser light, Christmas lights, disco light! There light to so why not?

other magic might work or slow it down just don't use anything dark or black because it's probably dark magic!

Oh! Another very important thing that's really scary! Be very careful with Scarlet and Harbinger! If given the chance Scarlet will fuse with your Crim and make things go from very bad to OH MY GOSH WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!! Keep them apart at all cost if Crim lose a bracelet, trust me it's a major pain in the derriere to deal with, I really wish she could be put on ice, I really wouldn't be shocked if someone some day would just kill her, the world would be a better place.

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One you got your Crim bracelet back on, DO NOT LET YOUR GUARD DOWN, this dose not mean he back to normal!! Harbinger going down but not without a fight, give your Crim some time and he'll start getting really emotional and downright depressing, he does this just before he starts /baking/

Your Crim won't use much fire without his bracelets, his corruption doesn't like it and focus more on his Earth Magic, Your Crim bracelets will work with his own fire magic to help make an resistance to the corruption, Crim has a little bit of White fire in him do to his ancestors, the bracelets encourage this special fire in him to come out, you will probably notice that his bracelets bother him when he mad or does bad thing, that why.

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When your Crim fire will be black at first, he will likely throw a fit and do a lot of screaming and shouting, this is going to be more of his corruption throwing the tantrum then your Crim, just listen to your iPod and let your Crim bake a little longer.

His flames will start turning a more darker blue and get bluer and lighter in color the longer he bakes, you'll know when you're Crim almost done when his flames get a bright White.

The pocket watch will chime when your Crim is all done baking, your Crim top should have bright white hair letting you know he done baking, just careful he still might be a little warm, use oven mitts when handling straight after baking.

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Your freshly baked Crim will be weak, sore and tired after everything that happened, his body will still need to recover and without healing magic or purification it will take longer and be more painful, if you don't have healing magic it's ok to give your Crim some chocolate to make him feel a little better just don't over do the dosage.

Your Crim will likely be very emotional, the last time his bracelet came off it scared him really bad, so he likely be scared of himself and try and push others away, Don't let him push you away! Give your Crim lots of hugs and chocolate and maybe a puppy, puppy make everything better!

Depending how bad the corruption consumed your Crim, what was done to treat his corruption, and his mood will effect your Crim recovery time, for both times I had to deal with him, it took about three weeks before Crim was back to normal with his black hair but this could change, he was pretty bad both times I took care of him and I don't have healing magic and he wasn't in a good place emotionally ether, hopefully your Crim doesn't have to go though all this but if he does, give him a colorful Band-Aid because everyone knows those work better then normal Band-Aids.

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Other great reads from Dark *

How to take care of your Nightmare

How to take care of your light Eater

How to take care of your Dreamer

How to take care of your Vaseterm

How to take care of your Moon Blood

How to play a kazoo with your nose

How to find the 99 gold pine cones

Sid ate my sock

Cooking with dark * mac and cheese the best dish

That all~

That was something...

Mac and cheese is not that great Judas, someone needs to tell him that x'D

I really wanna read Dark *'s books on Light Eaters, Nightmares, and Sid Ate My Sock X'D

Oh my goodness this is great X'DDD

Crimson gets his own book...

I wanna learn from him how to play a kazoo with your nose

Poor Crystal, had to figure some of this out the hard way when there's been a guidebook out there this whole time. XD

Haha, this was so fun to read, and that drawing of Crimson eating the chocolate makes me happy.

I would pay good money to get copies of every one of Dark *'s handy dandy guidebooks... And also, 'Sid ate my sock.'

This is just too amazing. x'D

lolol

also sorry blood but i must disagree. mac n cheese is positively great XD

(infact, thinking about it just now has got me hungry lol)