HOLY COW NINE MILLOIN? by Goofy-Joy
So I heard this on the radio and the guy said Santa gains OVER 9 milloin calories every Christmas. How is that possible you may ask? Well Santa goes all over the world giving every single child a toy well there are over a billoin children and they all (Well mostly all.) leave cookies for Santa. And guess what? HE EATS THEM ALL. That's over 100 milloin cookies people. And every Christmass he just keeps getting fatter.
#Santa #Cookies #Christmass #Joystuff
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15 Dec, 2018, 6:27 pm
Someone leave him some celery. xD
That's probably the most plushy-looking Santa I've ever seen. X3 Very coot. o/
15 Dec, 2018, 6:30 pm
lol xD
15 Dec, 2018, 6:52 pm
//Re: Thanks! :D I dunno what I'll do with her, but she seems like a big ol' sweetheart. Sorta. xD
Yeah, I put her in that outfit, cuz... I dunno. Seemed like something she'd like, lol.
15 Dec, 2018, 7:04 pm
//Re: Omg, I just realized that! X'D Welp, I wonder how many people are gonna call me out for that? :P
15 Dec, 2018, 8:15 pm
xD jaja Funny Santa Goof
15 Dec, 2018, 10:32 pm
Holy moly he is PHAT!
15 Dec, 2018, 11:48 pm
I fuggin used to leave him a grilled cheese
ya'll need to step your santa game UP
16 Dec, 2018, 2:47 pm
Re: It's so freaking strange, too. Why does everything seem to hinge on looping/patterns (it feels that way to me...) Do you have a account there?
And... Lol, Santa SHOULD be much more fat than what they show on Christmas specials!
23 Sep, 2023, 7:42 am
@-Rain_STAY-
LOOOOLLLL
23 Sep, 2023, 3:31 pm
@-Rain_STAY-
LMFAO SAME