lmao

I completely forgot about Torture Beth Day again x'DD

Beth: If I can't use sticks... then can I use hands? o-o

XD *GASP* How could you!

Mercrow: Uh, idk..No
Dadizard: Yes!

I'm sorry x'DD

Beth: *insert slapping here* Yay hands! owo

How could you not torture Beth!? XD
Peekatchu: Good job forgetting

Mercrow: NO PHYSICAL CONTACT OF ANY KIND XV

Seren: *clap clap clap* Yeah, gj
Shush, Seren >->

Beth: Physical contact! :D

Peekatchu: Thanksgiving Is a better holiday :U
But you don't get to cekebrste with a meal after that one

Mercrow: You can't touch me! >:V Okay! And no sticks

Seren: But it IS a meal :P And one with turkey--
But you don't get to celebrate with chicke--
*angry bird noises in the background*

Beth: But I wanna touch o<o

Peekatchu: Turkey puts you to sleep though
What was that?

Mercrow: No >:v
Dadizard: pssst Beth, jazz

Seren: Oh yeah o<o
Uhh, I don't know o_o""

Beth: Oh, you mean like this-- *gets out a random saxophone*

Peekatchu: 'And mashed potatoes *yyawn*
Hmmm....chicken e-e

Dadizard: Jazz hands :b

Seren: And... *tired noises* green beans <->
It might be Zatoo or Mercrow :P

Beth: *snaps fingers* Oh yeah, I completely forgot! *puts down saxophone and does jazz hands*

Peekatchu: Hamburger...buns...
They're not chickens though :T *peaks aroud corner*

Mercrow: What are you doing. Pfft, you've lost it dB

Seren: And... gravy...
*The Angry Birds cast is there, more angry by the mentioning of Thanksgiving*

*suddenly, sticks*

Peekatchu: And....chicken nuggets =v= zzz
Oh hello there :v we're celebrating Torture Beth Day

Mercrow: OH NO they're everywhere!!

Seren: Ketchup? o<o
Red Bird: ... >:/

Beth: Yes, the ol' jazz hands still work! :D

Peekatchu: Ketchup!? Where!! O<Õ
Not thanksgiving :v so uh, yeah
Dadizard: Yeah Jazz hands! :D *jazz hands*
Mercrow: AAH they're all whacking me!

Seren: Uhhh... somewhere <-<
Red Bird: I coulda sworn I heard "chicken" and "turkey" <-<

Beth: *more jazz hands* Keep going! :D

Peekatchu: I want ketchup!!!
We were just talking about how...terrible it is!

Mercrow; NO! Jazz hands are banned too!

Seren: Let's go find ketchup! :D
Red Bird: *plays back audio* :P

Beth: It's not physical contact :>

Peekatchu: Yaaay! Not the metal kind thoug
Eevs run :v

Mercrow: Well I can make whatever rule I want >:v
Dadizard: So can we then?

Seren: Yeah, it tastes funny :V
Good idea...
Red Bird: >:U!! ATTACK!!

Beth: Oh, oh! New rule! Mercrow has to stand on one leg! :D

Peekatchu: What if there are other types of ketchup out there *0*
*runs*

Mercrow: No you ca--
Dadizard; *jazz hands*
*one of Mercrows legs disappsars*
Mercrow: AAH *falls over*

Seren: I heard there's yellow ketchup now :P
*running and chasing*

Beth: Oh, and he has to have funny glasses on too. *jazz hands*

Peekatchu: Just like me!!! Let's go!!!
How do you stop angsty birds!?

Mercrow: Oh yeah, well I can do that too! *flails wings*

Seren: Okay! :D
Uhh... I don't know! o<o""

Beth: ...that's not jazz hands, that's jazz wings :P

Peekatchu: To the super market!
Umm, we need a building to hide in!

Dadizard: Those don't work *does jazz wings*
Mercrow: *gets hit by anvil*
Daduzard: Oh I guess it does

*batman transition*
That's no good, they might use their huge slingshot to destroy it! >c<""

Beth: Aww, I wish I had wings ;-;

Peekatchu: *riding giant rock* :b THis thing gets great mileage
What if Beth makes it out of sticks?

Dadizard: *Jazz wings* *Beth has wings*

Seren: Also no cost on gas :P
It's already made out of sticks o<o"

Beth: Yay! *jazz wings*

Peekatchu: Too bad we don't get a heater though
Well we need somewhere to hide e-e"

Mercrow: *turns purple*
Dadizard: *jazz hands and wings*

Seren: That's fine :P
Hmm...

Beth: That's okay, but how about this? *jazz hands, wings, AND feet*

Peekatchu: Yeah.. ovo"
Where can we hide that they can't shoot us??

Mercrow: Is this much jazz really safe?

Seren: What's up? ._.
I'm trying to think :P

Beth: *a huge shadowy figure is behind her* Yeah, totally! :D

Peekatchu: Nothing .<. I just miss seat warmers..
Underground, in the sky, the ocean

Mercrow: EEP o_o"
Dadizard: Uh oh, we messed up Mercrows voice

Seren: Seat warmers are not my thing :P
Nah, the birds would get there. Unless...

Beth: You think we should make his voice deeper? .-.
???: ....

Peekatchu: Yeah, last time didn't go so well o-o
EXE dimension! :D

Mercrow: Outta here bye! *runs*
Dadizard: Ooh, yeah *makes mercriw move slowmo*

Seren: It gave me a burn status or something :P
NO! >:U

Beth: *jazz hands* :P
???: ..................

Peekatchu: Yeah, but not having it is ok ._. *shivers*
It would work :<

Mercrow: *trips in slow mo* nnnoooooooo
Dadizard: hahaha XD

Seren: Yeah :P
I was thinking of this trap doo-
*A bird smashes the trap door*
...okay it's EXEs or birds ._."

Beth: Lol xD

Peekatchu: *puts on mittens*
What was in there anyways?

Mercriw: Beereeehhiiiiinnnddd yooooouuuu

Seren: That's not what I meant-- <-<
A super secret trapdoor... that leads to the AU headquarters or bunker

Beth: *looks at bush* You're right, Mercrow, this bush behind us is a nice one
???: *now behind mercrow*

Peekatchu: Uh oh, traffic ._. *various rocks scattered across road*
That's the safest place there is!

Dadizard: We should hide in it :D
Mercrow: *super slow facepalm*

Seren: Oh no ._.
Now it's being blocked by debris from the trapdoor ;_;

Beth: Nice idea! :D *steps inside*
???: ._.

Peekatchu: *honks clown horn*
Nuuu ;^; *tries moving it*

Dadizard: ovo
Mercrow: Uuuuuuuuhhh........hhhhiiiii.....

Rocks: *don't move*
Seren: They must be caught in a traffic jam :O
*As Silver would say... it's no use xD*

Beth: ... 'v'
???: Henlo. ._.

Peekatchu: guess we better find an alternate route *goes in reverse*
Why can't you help us Silver? :U

Dadizard: oco" um, I think the Bush farted
Mercrow: Maaaakeee meeee gooooo faaaasssttteerrr

Seren: Hmm... turn left
Silver: Oh yeah... guess I could... but I like saying "It's no use" better :P

Beth: Bad bush >:U
Bush: ;-;
???: I could...

Peekatchu: *turns right* ._.
Hey, why not teleport us somewhere?

Dadizard: OH, wait, it was my Tootsie rolls
Mercrow: Doooo iiiit, thiiisss iiiss reeeaaalllyyy annnoooyyyiiinngg

Seren: We missed Fun Fun Land ._.
Silver: Okay! :D
*they get teleported to the EXE dimension anyways*
._.

Beth: Oh, yeah, those things
???: >-> Okay... *uses dark magic or something idk*

Peekatchu: I thought you meant my left
Anywhere else? Even Angel Island??

Dadizard: Want some?
Mercrow: *GASP* thanks =<="

Seren: No, I meant my left
Silver: Sorry, but I don't even know why we ended up here... I just wanted something random :P
Great, now we have to face EXEs instead of birds ;-;

Beth: Sure :P
???: *covered in a hood* It's nothing. -^-

*They have the same left*
Peekatchu: Better make a U turn :b *rock flips around*
EXE Birds ;^;

Dadizard: Just be quiet
Mercrow: You're not EXE right?

*i know xD*
Seren: Nice :P
Birds that are EXEs but are still birds ;o;

Beth: :T...
???: Nah :P

Peekatchu: *drives straight up*
AAH THERES ONE NOW!
Mercrow: Caw :V

Dadizard: *eats one*
Tootsie Rolls: EEEK, HOW COULD YOU EAT FRED
Dadizard: Uh oh
Mercrow: Good, then I can do this *throws pie*

Seren: I think this is the way... :P
STAY BACK FOWL DEMON! *gets out bug spray*

Beth: What did you do ;w;
*boomerang pie*

*up in clouds*
Peekatchu: It's getting foggy :b
Mercrow: That won't do anything, I'm a bird

Dadizard: I ate a Tootsie roll e-e
*they start fighting*
Mercrow: oh come on /:U

Seren: At this rate we won't be able to see it ._.
*spray spray* They always tell me bug spray works on fowl things... ._.

Beth: How could you <:U
???: I like fighting with Murkrows :D

Peekatchu: *cheek lights* there we go owo
Mercrow: Well it doesn't /:v
Go for the eyes

Tootsie rolls: *toot toot goot*
Mercrow: Wait, no, it couldn't be D:

Seren: That's better .w.
Oh, yeah! :D *sprays his eyes*

Beth: Nuuuu ;-;
???: *takes off hood* It was I, WALUIGI!
*Take Two*
*takes off hood* It was I... *cliffhanger*

*above the clouds*
Peekatchu: No where's the Super market owo
Mercrow: AAAGH, WHYYYYY
Hey it worked :D

Dadizard: Abandon ship D:
Mercrow: Hooded guy! :0

Seren: Hmm....
I knew bug spray worked on bird demons! :D

Beth: *jumps out of the bush* She's gonna blow :O
Hooded Guy: Yep! :D

Peekatchu: I think we took a wrong turn, there's no one anywhere
Aerodactyl: What the :I
Mercrow: Its me, MERCROW! >C< You dummies!
It said a bad word D:

*katooooot*
Mercrow: What are you doing here?!

Seren: Try going down
Quick, put a dollar in the swear word jar!

Bush: x-x
Beth: You killed it ;o;
Hooded Guy: Oh, so and so... dB

Peekatchu: Whast about over there? *Angel Island*
Mercrow: Heck no >:/
That's two dollars!

Dadizard: Oh no D: We're criminals!
Mercrow: <<<^<<< hmmmm, well, you do you dB as long as I'm not involved

Seren: Yeah! :D
Lemme get the dollars *runs off*

Beth: Should we make a run for it? >^>""
Hooded Guy: *picks up mercrow*

Peekatchu: I bet they have a bunch of colors of ketchup!
You should apologise EXE bird
Mercrow: I just want to get out oif here ;>;

Dadizard: No, that's not fast enough, we need to go faster!
Mercrow: >-> excuse me but I have a no contact policy

Seren: I wonder if they have blue owo
*comes back* Back.

Beth: Hmm... boosting? >^>"""
Hooded Guy: Well, I don't care <w>

Peekatchu: Or rainbow :D *flies towards Angel Island*
Did you go home and get money?
Mercrow; Wait you left? ;>; TAKE ME WITH YOU

Dadizard: Great idea! :D *gets a keyboard and mashes X key*
Mercrow: Let go of me you evil fiend :U

Knuckles: *sees the rock* What the heck? <->
Yeah, and I got the jar too

Singer: TOGETHER WE CAN SHOW THE WORLD WHAT WE CAN DO! :D
Hooded Guy: Nah ._.

Peekatchu: Where's a parking spot?
Great! Now make him put it in
Mercrow; Guts come on, before SHE finds us e-e

Dadizard: YEEEEE
Mercrow: *kick*

Seren: I don't know ._.
Put the money in first :D

Beth: AAAAAAA QwQ
Hooded Guy: *grabs talon* .w.