i'm a smug little dungeon master so i make my friend roll for the stupidest cr.ap and ofc her level 1 tiefling bard who happened to get like level 4 stats nat rolled a 2O and killed a wolf with the power of prayer meanwhile Thamior the failure, my sorcerer elf, failed a basic perception check and killed a frog and also shot his injured friend with magic missiles and also insulted a nice old woman to her face and also can't sing karaoke