Dad: "Pass the carrots please"
Son: "May I be excused please?"
Mom: "Yes dear"
*rock music playing from boy'x room*
"Tell me not to play but all I got to say when you told me not to play was /NO/ no no, no no no"
Dad: "What is that?" "I know what that is... that's music!"
Mom: "Douglas please sit... he's just a child"
Dad: "Don't 'Douglas sit' me"
*Dad barges into kid's room while he's playing guitar*
Dad: "All right mister what are you think you're doing? You call this a room? This is a pig stye! I want you to straigten up this area NOW! YOU ARE A DISGUSTING SLOB! STAND UP STRAIGHT! TUCK IN THAT SHIRT! ADJUST THAT BELT BUCKLE! TIE THOSE SHOES!"
*mockingly*
Dad: "TWIST-ED SIS-TER!"
"What is that?"
*kid smiles*
Dad: "Wipe that smile off your face. DO YOU UNDERSTAND?! WHAT IS THAT? A TWISTED SISTER PIN? ON YOUR UNIFORM? WHAT KIND OF A MAN ARE YOU? YOU'RE WORTHLESS AND WEAK. YOU DO NOTHING, YOU ARE NOTHING, YOU'RE SITTING HERE ALL DAY PLAYING THAT SICK, REPULSIVE ELECTRIC TWANGER! (cont)

(cont) I CARRIED AN M-16 AND YOU... YOU CARRY THAT... THAT... THAT GUITAR! WHO ARE YOU? WHERE DO YOU COME FROM? ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME? WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE?"

"I wanna ROCK!"

*plays guitar and dad is blown through the window*

:]

lovely music video
that intro takes up like two minutes lol

gr8

*CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP*