Lol same except when the sun rises i run outside and give the battlecry of a thousand warriors, so loud the raptors turn and blush. The sky blows pale with embarrassment as it stands down at this mistake of a human being, screeching like a cat getting castrated. The trees sigh. The dogs whimper. The howl of a gay furry at 3 in the morning fills the air. A couple animals pass out. Everyone runs. They are trying to escape.
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15 Aug, 2018, 11:41 pm
Lol
19 Aug, 2018, 3:04 am
Lol same except when the sun rises i run outside and give the battlecry of a thousand warriors, so loud the raptors turn and blush. The sky blows pale with embarrassment as it stands down at this mistake of a human being, screeching like a cat getting castrated. The trees sigh. The dogs whimper. The howl of a gay furry at 3 in the morning fills the air. A couple animals pass out. Everyone runs. They are trying to escape.
But they cannot.
17 Sep, 2018, 4:50 pm
omw this is me at night XD