I just realized kurii said eat my skull and I violently thought you said "crush" and ate it anyway--

c R o N c H t H a T s K u L l uP g O o D

re: lmao confusionception
i've gotten people confused on my gender before off-site, hell i get called a dood more than a gir just because i use the nickname eli around people

"a gir"
yes nice
iamgir
*girl

Lily can you n o t

^ lol

re: yeah it is actually, a bunch of my friends thought it was "ellie" though?? like "ell-ee"
funny thing is my irl name is Eliana, and its supposed to be said "ee-lie-an-uh", but me and my family say it as "ell-ee-on-uh" haha-

fuNNY THING IS ONE OF MY RELATIVES I THINK HAS A FOUR Y/O SON NAMED ELI AND SO WHEN I FIRST MET HIM I WAS LIKE
"hey ya got two eli's here, your son, and me :^)"

also kurii
i found your joke vent about being a satanist and spilling blood and stuff
and when i read your handwriting ("vent in desc")
i thought it said
"ven i nudess"
>wheeze

re to both of you on that vent:
o
well its still funny what i misread it as
vEn i nUdEsS

re to ppc: my mom gave me the name because it had some sorta christian (itypedchrostoan) meaning that i cant remember now lol
lmao i dont know any kids my age irl like
i know two four y/os and a ten y/o whos my cousin
those're like the only kids ik since im a homeschooled heckie who doesnt get out much

and before you ask uh-
like
i turn I5 in october, ironically on the I5th lmao
so im I4 right now

eat your hamburgers

im sorryfor interfeing but
mmm burgers
lmao
someone once joined me in a server on a game witn the user "longdaldo"
as in
long dil->slapped

daldo made me think of baldi hhelp

lily pls
no

pfft
tbh im jus questiining baldis fanbase whenever i see anything baldi related
like theres the nofmql (wthmytyping) ppl like you i guess who are either in it fornthe memes or actually like the game
and
then theres
tHe WeIrDoS
who are in every fanbase

"hi ca you do balds eent" - someone on a roblox kirby rp i'm an admin on, 2OI8

@kurii
asdfcz9 u girl comrade translated into Mandarin Chinese and back

"In it for the memes, like you"
The tag #Pearldi explains it all tbh

Re: The first one is a legitamite question, the second is a vine,

lily translate girl comrade to Mandarin and back to understand this top secret code, u girl comrade

yeah I don't really understand the Baldi fandom either. :s

the third is the chorus from Africa by Toto, the fourth is something I saw off the internet, and the fifth is self-explanitory.

yes it does lmao
honestly if i'm in a fanbase it's either for the characters or for the game/story (orbothlmao)
i don't tend to be in things to just meme much and like-
i'll try to meme maybe but tbh i'm not good with the "popular" memes or memes others make
i've made plenty of memes myself tho among my friends pfft

"valoonc"
"nloof light"

wow im
frickin slow at typing hhah

random question
are you two on 2DS' or 3DS'
i'm on a 2DS and it's an older one i think
and i tend to actually lag when painting if i use the third brush and put it on a large size
and playbacks are laggy as cr.ap with that brush
is it for you or just me

Oh let me think of me and Lily's inside jokes...
Pearl's nose, Ford's chin, eat your hamburgers, daddy, egg, saxophone, screaminf, we treat "oh" with so much meaning, somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me but no shrek loves me, and there are many many more.

Re: I knew Toto as the dog in Wizard of Oz
but now I shall now associate Toto as slang for breastises.

Breastises?

Jexus Christ wth is wrong with me?

It's not that laggy for me. I'm using a 3DS and I plan on buying a 2DS when this breaks.
The right trigger is almost dead, and the camera RARELY works.

j e x u s

btw I think I caught the Lily virus now i'm dying a slow and painful death.

rip

i've had my 2ds for like-two and a half years now and it actually has held up really well
i've dropped it a few times/smacked it into a wall before, so it has a few dents here and there, and it's got some dead pixels here and there on the topscreen, but other than that no problems surprisingly

rih
rest in hellllll

IJUSTSLAMMEDMYTOESINTOTHECORNEROFAWALLIMSCREAMING

oH GOSH RI P
THAT REMINDS ME OF WHEN I ALMOST TORE MY TOENAIL OFF MY PINKIE WHEN I WAS YOUNGER BECAUSE I WAS ROUGHOUSING WITH MY BROTHER AND S L A M M E D MY PINKIE TOE INTO A KITCHEN COUNTER AND THE NAIL BROKE A LOT

why am i srehci g oike thix
^ im leaving that as is
fun fact: i stg my pinkie toenail on that foot is small in comparison to the other

^
rih
rest in hellllll

I am going to break my toes on that wall someday I swear to-
I keep hitting things into that wall, and it's really sad when it's my toes. :''''

Re: my dad taught me the normal slang lol
nothing i'll say tho
I'M A GENTLEMAN
(I say as I'm watching Impractical Jokers and listening to the dirtiest Led Zepplin songs you can think of irl)

hhh
why am i now remembering instances in which i could've hurt myself badly but didn't
so i moved at a point to illinois from utah, i live in illinois rn and
back at my utah home our house had this staircase with a metal railing
i once tripped at thr top step and slid down on my stomach right into the railing and slammed my face right into it
and my nose was all red with this weird spot on it but it didnt hurt a lot surprisingly i was just like
".."
">sniff"
"huh ok"

Ey Figured You Out by Nickleback just came on my mp3 player

I'm SuCh A gEnTlE MaN

One time I was putting groceries in the house and when I lift my head, it slammed so hard into a wall. I could actually feel my body trying to quickly numb it because of how bad it was. :')

I hit my foot on the side of my bedroom door alot

and being a drummer hurts alot too
YOU THINK STUBBING YOUR TOE HURTS?
MAYBE STEPPING ON A LEGO?
no
smashing your thumb on the metal rim of your snare drum hurts.

Once I was drumming and the butt of my stick smashed right into- nvm
REMEMBER I'M A GENTLEMAN
lets just say I don't think i'll ever be able to have children-

ah geez rip
i once hit my head on yet another railing and then fell down a short set of stairs at this one spot in the house
and i had this huge bump on my forehead and i just remember crying a lot yet being really quiet
why did 8 y/o me hit her head/face on stuff a lot

Oh--
I keep a collection full of screws and bolts that I find. It's a miracle I never stepped on them when I was keeping them on the floor.

OHGODRIPRRL

>an online comment has appeared
>what will eli do?
>talk, bag, pkmn, run
>talk
>but it failed (because eli cant view online comments)!

@LeavingBcOfThem wants me to remind you about their friend code, RRLWusa.

Its also fun when you're cooking sausage (NOT A EUTHIMISM) on the stove and you burn your finger causing you to flinch which then makes you hit your head on the weird light thing above the stove.

IT LEGIT HAPPENED TO ME A FEW DAYS AGO

it was like a whole three stooges routine.

They want to talk to you for the sake of them and Ender, I guess.

@Elininjakat
I CAN'T SEE ONLINE COMMENTS EITHER

@LeavingBecauseOfThem
um
i'm sorry but I don't really know you all that well
I would rather not add anybody I don't know. Sorry 'bout that.

Ok how about I just repeat whatever @LeavingBcOfThem has to say, then?

rip rrl (x2)
i'm not the most clumsy person but when i'm clumsy i'm really clumsy
i remember my mom giving me these really pretty snowglobe-ish things and i remember just picking them up and holding them together on my bed
and then i dropped one of them into the other anD ONTO MY HAND WHICH WAS INBETWEEN THEM HALFLY
SO THE GLASS JUST BROKE APART AND PIERCED MY HAND A BIT AND ALMOST BROKE THE OTHER GLOBE TOO
i was screaming for my mom (this was when i was like nine ten or eleven fyi)
and then when she came and set the still sorta intact globe aside to clean up the mess she wanted me to hand her the intact globe and
i picked it up with only one hand /which was wet from the first globe/ //BY THE SPHERICAL PART OF IT//
and then my hand slipped and it fell near my foot and broke
yayyyy

Oh you both played on animal crossing and you do know them. It's truth.

What? She wanted to remind me about adding her, and I explained why i'm not.

I'd slowly die on the inside if I did that, Eli-

Oh, Truth.
Still I don't really know you all that well. We only ever met because you joined a game Kaylyn and I were playing. We probably only spoke a few sentences to each other.

Okay. I'll just speak for LeavingBcOfThem, then.

well hey you're in luck i die a little everytime i remember it
i still remember exactly where there was glass in my hand too aaaa-

@Eli (you mind If I just call you that?) My brother a few years ago asked me to help him with a science kit he got for our birthday (we're fraternal twins, so we don't look alike or act alike at all). He had me put a rubber cork in a glass beeker (idk if that's how you spell it) and it shattered, cutting my left and right hands in several places. I STILL HAVE THE SCARS.

o rip your foot
i don't really have any scars from anything but-
now i'm remembering when one of my cats just
scrATCHED ME REALY BADLY DOWN MY WHOLE FOREARM
legit it was just a crimson slit but it didn't bleed much even though it looked like it should've
and i legit told nobody about it and just let it heal in silence
and i dont think anyone even noticed somehow lol

I still have flashbacks of me having to remove the shards-

@rrl yeah its fine
hooooh rip like i mentioned i dont have many scars hardly but
>wheeze

"Tell him just to fu,cking add me. He's getting on my nerves. I said I need to talk to him privately. If he wants I can spill very private info that regards him all over Colors."
wELL THEN-

@LeavingBcOfThem
geez

.
@leaving. that. is a bit too far.
you might have a good reason but... you just shouldn't essentially threaten him like that.

Uh... Maybe you should add her. Well, I assume her.

Isn't that blackmail-

Wait, what kind of sh.it do you have on me? I'm litterally a nobody on here.

The fc is
three six five two
IOI7
6I69
I think?
Let me check what the last number is supposed to be, again...

How can I have private info that regards me all over colors? imo, that's b u l l s h i t

nvm yeah it's 6169

>having nothing to add to this situation
>shutting up for the time being

What the fu.ck is even happening?

i don't even know rrl

They say it's a private situation for specific people, and if you want a bunch of private information to be out there in the public, just say so. I mightve said that wrong... Correct me if I did. Oh yeah and I took out the bits about me since I don't think that was really necessary for me to tell you. -shrug- Idk.

What do I have to do with the situation? And I can deal with many kinds of situations, so you don't really have to worry. I've gone into a few risky situations that are probably worse in certain aspects.

oh I accidentally sounded like look at me I'm tough I can handle anything whoops

Truth, if that's their name: Do you really want me to expose Kaylyn like this?

nice

@leavingbcofthem
I'd rather be included in whatever it is I'd be there for. I'm constantly being immature with friends. I always take any chance I can get to actually be mature for once. It feels really freeing for me.

i'm going to just
back
out of this-

btw if I add @leavingbcofthem at the top and speak after a paragraph

@leavingbcofthem
like this

that's not them speaking. That's just me talking to them.

@leavingbcofthem
If you're asking me, I have those both.

They want you two to stop acting childish btw

@leavingbcofthem
When you say "you" do you mean me or are you expecting me to repeat what you're saying I'm confused

"Do you want me to expose Kaylyn like this?"

wt.f does that mean?

@leavingbcofthem
m a r i o
Also uh I don't have it posted- Well I did but it was a year or two ago and I don't know where.

IO9I
99I9
O2IB

"Do you really want me to expose Kaylyn like this?"

EXPLAIN YOURSELF.

I'll tell you if they respond, rrlwusa.

well i'll brb

F irst it's Hilter now it's m e r e d i t c h

I doubt you offended her.
They say they're sorry for offending you, Lily. They're just annoyed, atm.

oh right I forgot

@leavingbcofthem
You're female and your name is Truth, right? Just making sure.

"internert comments"
L i l y

When I was younger I would trace drawings by putting paper over a light and-
I found o ne-
Cinderella looks like she's terrified and depressed as she strangles herself hhelp is Cinderella okay-

@leavingbcofthem
rrlwusa really wants to know what you meant by exposing Kaylyn, btw.

hihi sorry I'm back

peart

That reminds me of what happened to #CapitalistLazuli. It went to hell after I realized I didn't know how I could get Peridot onto Lapis' back.

Lapis' gem: c r o n c h
Peridot: sht

Lily do you want to play acnl

Something that confuses me about being poofed is uh

When Pink Diamond swallows the fake corpse, it comes out after she is poofed. bUT WHEN AMETHYST POOFS... Nothing.
This is upsetting.

k I'm gonna go on acnl now