When I go to read the comments on these pages, I'll prob get pretty anxious on wt,f they are, even though this is a joke-

I love how I won't be able to upload anything for tomorrow.

I'm gonna see "2 comments" and have a mini heart attack because I forgot they're mine.

W hen a serious friend goes to reply to me, they'll see this-

I can't upload anything until the 10th which is g r e a t.

The 6th panel in this is my favourite in the whole comic-

This is so awful that whenever I go to check on how the other pages are doing, I have to cover the top screen.

Oh btw--------
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as I was typing that my bed broke again :)

oh-

finish it daddh

ANYWAY AS I WAS SAYING-

Out of all of the stories on my profile desc, t his is the only one that I actually finished.

I was thinking what I was gonna type while I was entering my room and um- "Hi sry I just ate some water."

*british accent*
*title sequence*
*action*

Hello and welcome to our newest episode of Colors Life. Today we examine @PuppetPieCOMICS, aka Maria's, hellscape of a mind. This is a comic of lapidot, her prefered ship. She thrives off of SU and gay ships. Let us see what is happening in the lives of the lapidot couple, shall we?

*camera zooms in on Lapis and Peridot*

It seems, after a rigorous trial of courtship, the Lapis has sadly died.

Wait...

The Peridot seems to have caused the tragic death of her life partner. It's a common occurance, with the Lapis' lactoce intolerance and The Peridot's love afair with cheese, the couple would soon have a falling out and will end in the death of one of them.

The Peridot regrets her choice, obviously mourning her partner's death. But soon, the remaining Peridot will soon find herself another mate, and the cycle will start all over again.

*end credits roll*

Well I spent a good ten minutes writing that.
W O R T H
I T

s c r e a m i n g

You could've spent your time on anything w h y t h is

Then again, I spent a few hours on this comic when you just spent 10 minutes on that, so-

I like how my only noncanon heterosexual ship is #pearldi and it's not even a serious one-

"The Lapis has sadly died."
One of the two good things about this comic. The other being that it ended.

omg i'm laughing so much rn
this is genuinely halarious
NECC FIX STEV GONE

necc snap

o h

I was originally going to have Steven actually lick Lapis' neck but then I realized how sexual that was-

I once saw a comic on Youtube of Steven and Lapis. They were just having a friendly greeting a nd then s udd en ly L api s thr ows h er top o n t o S t e v e n--
It was so unexpected-

I was altering a song in SU and it turned homophobic by accident-

Mom was a homosexual who invaded Earth.
Saw it's gayness and it's lack of worth.
I'm forgetting lines-
Mom gathered homosexuals and she fought herself.
Did that even end up mattering when she faked her own homosexualing?
Now all of that gayness exists in me.
And I think that we can all agree.
That is a little bit upsetting.
I'd rather think about hetero weddings!
Let's think about cake.
Let's think about the heterosexuality of a man and a woman living in the happiness of a marriage, told by God.
Let's think about dressing up and dancing around for hours.
There's an awful lot of homosexuals we could be thinking of, but for just one day let's only think about hetero love!
Pearl: Oh Steven. I just wish I could've said something sooner on Rose's homosexuality.
We could think about lies.
That we told in the past.
We could think about hurt feeling, and how long they can last.

Or we could think about taking down gay rights!
Pearl: Taking down gay rights?
You know I've been protesting, that everthing will be better once homos aren't out in the open!

What's the next line uh

We could think about flowers.
We could think about cake.
We could think about all the homosexuals we can kill!
There's an awful lot of homosexuals we could be thinking of, but for just one day let's only think about love!
We could all rethink how we feel about Rose. With the homosexualing Pink did in the past, I suppose.
But we could all feel better, 'cause we could think how...
We can think about protests and we can think about now!
-hummings- But for just one day let's only think about...
Peridot?
Peridot: What if Lapis was right? The gaymonds are going to wipe out all heterosexuals, at some point. We're all gonna die, here.
We could think about war.
We could think about fighting.
We could think about long lost friends you wish were heterosexualing.
You could think about the homosexuality in this world.
Or we could think about the riots we'll make so that they- So that they can't be free anymore!
We could think about joy!
We could think about pain!

I meant she wished Lapis was heterosexual but that sounded dirty kinda-

the gaymonds made me think of Everybody Loves Raymond.

Wait but who would White Diamond be gay for..?
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I forgot about P ink

We could think about 1 man 1 woman.
We could think about gay!
There's an awful lot of homosexuals we could be thinking of, but for just one day let's only think about...
Just one day let's only think about...
Just one day let's only think about...
Looooooooooooooooooove.

I'm gonna check what Blanke's birthstone is.

He's an emerald. I remember me and Kayla ranting about the logic behind the character Emerald even though she doesn't watch SU.

whomst else can I find the birthstone of

I went to the first drawing of Nivaen and the desc is "meep."
W hy

I'm pretty sure she's a topaz.

oh we killed Imber66 and RRLWusa's comment-
I'm just gonna delete some of these comments.

mkay I revived both of their comments.
I gotta go, so goodbye.

the only henta i comic tht got my pp rly hard

Very hilarious comic. :)

storm of steel

IT IS DONE
CHECK #ProjectAilani

Knowing me, I can probably do both in the same page.

Which means CAN I DRAW ANOTHER PAGE?

I-

Re: NP
I just heard Crawling In My Crawl for the first time and it was G L O R I U S

I WILL SOMEHOW WORK THAT SONG IN TO PAGE 8

NO
MATTER
W H A T

omg, sweet! I'll be waiting for instructions :)