Oops. I forgot to change the painting's title xD

*Suddenly, potatoes* xD

Beth: Aw, what's the matter? Cat got your tongue? B3

Not potatoes! X'D

Mercrow: No, it's that I don't want a cat to take my tongue! >:V

This is your fault xD

Beth: Oh, okay. You seemed pretty lonely on the moon so...

Mwahahaha! Nergawaurdo shall be the potato Lord and make everybody love potatoes!

Darkrau: *turns around while eating some moon rocks* want some?

I'm sorry! I'd

Mervrow: See, I've got company! >:V Now go away!

*x'D not I'd, darn autocorrect

What about french fries? Those come from potatoes <o>

Beth: .u. Nah, I'd rather stay and bother- I mean keep you company.

But idk how to make french fries <_>

Mercrow: (Hmm, may be I can steal her ship while she's not looking...)

We'll learn how >:D

Beth: *casually breaking the fourth wall* Ew, parantheses? Are those for conveying thoughts or something?

*internet*

Mercrow: Hey are you reading my mind!? >:C

That's... a lot to do... ovo"

Beth: Maaaaybeeeee? .v.

Why do you need a forklift??

Mercrow: That's rude

To get the potatoes, of course -v-

Beth: You're rude >u>

How many potatoes do you need?

Mercrow: Touche

All of dem >:3

Beth: Wait wot. .-.

For one batch of French fries? <o>

Mercrow: Just land your ship >:V

Yes <u>

Beth: Nah. .u.

Uh, ok. What about the jugglers though?

Mercrow: Then I guess we can't play whack the mercriw. Darn, what a shame

They do the magic! :>

Beth: *whacks him to the earth by steering the ship* Oopsies! :D

And Beth?

Mercrow: SCRAAAAAAAA!!!!

Curly fires, think about it.

*Invisible force field*

(Hey guys, I'm not going to be online today, incase your on. Family event. Have a fantastic day though uvu)

She's just there for the fun of it :D

*insert meteor video here but it's mercrow as the meteor* :P

(Oh man, I knew I'd miss you today TvT Guess we'll try again)

Okay, then lets get started making some French Fries! :D

Peekatchu: This meteor shower is so cool!
Mercrow: *Lands/explodes*

(Oof xD

Psyduck: Bread. .-.

Zaried: *popcorn* :P

No, French Fries, not bread!

Mercrow: Well, at least I'm away from that cat...but I think I'm paralyzed

Psyduck: I WANT BREAD >:U

Beth: *lands right beside mercrow* That was fun to watch! :D

OK, ok o-o Maybe theres some bread in the recipe.

Mercrow: Nooo! *cant move* Too much pain QvQ

Psyduck: *steals recipe* Bread -v-

Beth: Oh, poor thing... you must be in a lot of pain ;v;

Ok, first off we need potatoes!

Mercrow: Yes, now leave me be so I can recover! >:U

Yep! *drops all of the potatoes*

Beth: Looks like it's... HUGGING TIME! ^u^

Now we need to peel the potatoes...all of them ;-;

Mercrow: Oh look I think I see a bright light!

Oh, yeah! That's why we got the jugglers and Beth! :D

Beth: *hugs mercrow and turns around* Light? Where?

Jugglers: We don't know how to peel, only juggle

Mercrow: Only I can see it case I'm dying--hey where'd it go...You used the healing hug! >:U

Well, juggle peelers then! >:U

Beth: B3 Can't have you dying on us now, can we?

That might not be safe--
Jugglers: Nonsense! *juggling peelers* Now just throw the potatoes through the peelers!

Mercrow: But I don't wanna be here anymore TvT Hugs are worse than death!!!

C'mon, Beth, help me throw the potatoes!
Beth: *eating one* We were supposed to throw them? .-. No one told me

Beth: Don't be silly, death is worse than hugs! ^u^

Ew, don't eat a potato raw! e-e

Mercrow: I'm not so sure about that--
*spaceship lands*

Beth: Why not? e-e
Eevs: It's standard protocol e-e

Beth: Ooh, another spaceship *o*

Witz: You gotta cook it somehow first!

*stormtroopers come out*
Mercrow: Uhhhh o-o

Beth: *gets out campfire* :3

Beth: ...oh 'w'

You have fun with that potato, while we make french fries

Stormtroopers: Theres the bird! Get him!
Mercrow: Whats going on!? QvQ

*all of the potatoes have been peeled by Beth eating them*

Beth: Here, you wanna hug the Mercrow too? 'w'

Oh. How'd you? Nevermind <-> Can we have some?

Stormtroopers: Uh, we gotta arrest him

Beth: *hiss* >:c

Beth: Okay, you give him some hugs for me, okay? *about to hand mercrow to the authorities*

Beth, we're the ones who got the potatoes though >:T ...Ok, hows about we give you a third of them, and we get the rest.

Stormtropper: Ok thanks :P
Mercrow: Wait Beth don't do it! >:'U

Beth: But I want all of them >:'U
Eevs: But-
Beth: NO >:U

Beth: Why not, Mercrow? They seem like nice guys :P

Witz: How about a trade?

Stormtrooper: *hides gun behind back*
Mercrow: You're just going to let random guys in suits from space take me to who knows where? (I guess I'd do the same to you :P Wait she can read my thoughts, whoops)

Beth: No =^= Last time I did I got a spoiled sandwich instead.

Beth: ..."

Witz: Ok, a pokemon trade! I'll trade you Mercrow for them!

Mercrow: You were reading my mind, weren't you
Stormtrooper: We're on a schedule here...

Beth: I need more than just a Mercrow! >:U

Beth: No, I'm trying to decide :P

Witz: I'm not sure I can afford that <_> We just want to make french fries!

Stormtrooper: *gets out a taser* we'll decide if you take too long

Beth: Well, no potatoes for you den. >:'I

Beth: EEP! QvQ You can have him!

Witz: We'll share the fries with you

Storm trooper: Thanks, and uh, I think we'll take you too

Beth: Okay.

Beth: *drops Mercrow* Eh, no thanks. I just got off of a ship.

Witz: !! Really?

Stormtrooper: No no, not as a prisoner, but as a guest!

Beth: I lied =w=

Beth: As a guest? Oh yay! :D

Witz: ufududufrudd7 >:V

Stormtrooper: *hands Beth Smoothie aznd puts Mercrow in handcuffs*

Beth: I lied again xD

Beth: Ooh, nice smoothie .w.

Witz: UFXUDDHDHXUXU >:U

Stormtrooper: *takes them inside*

Beth: .w."

*montage*

Witz: Nevermind =^= *gets in forklift*

*ship flies to death star montage*
Mercrow: I've got a bad feeling about this...

Beth: Get your own potatoes =w=

Beth: *still sipping smoothie* I've got a good feeling about this! :D

Witz: No more joking Beth >:/ *picks up potatoes*

Stormtrooper: Here we are!
*looks like a resort*
Mercrow: o-o

Beth: *slaps potato out of hand* HISSSSSSSS >:U

Beth: This looks like one of Disney's resorts! :D

Witz: *water sprayer* -^-

Stormtrooper: Yeah, we got bought by Disney so they turned this into a tourist attraction. But we still do some evil.

Beth: Nuuu, anything but the water sprayer TwT ANYTHING!

Beth: So that's why it looks like it >w> It's cause it IS a Disney resort!

Witz: Even, no yarn privelages?

Mickey Mouse: Heya kiddos!
Mercrow: I hate happy places!
Mickey Mouse: Someones got a frowny face <v<

Beth: >^> Maybe.

Beth: Heya Mickey! Wanna help hug the Mercrow? :D

Witz: Ok. <-< Now be a nice kitty.

Mickey: Of course! :D
Mercrow: Nuuuuu!

Beth: >^>... I'm watching

*hugging montage*

Witz: Yeah, I've got my eyes on you <-<

Mickey: Lets get a picture! :D *takes Mercrows phone and takes a picture*

Beth: Both eyeballs are on you now >^>

Beth: That looks like a nice picture! XD

Witz: Ew gross, go away eyeballs xcx

Mickey: Here, I just uploaded it to your social media <u> Have a fun time! *flies away*

Beth: >^>...

Beth: That was fun! :D

Witz: Hey, why don't you help us?

Mercrow: That was horrible! >:V And he posted that on my social media! *reads post* "Having a fun time at a Disney Resort!"

Beth: >^> With french fries?

Beth: But I thought you typed that <w<

Witz: Yup! :D

Mercrow: Oh no, the post is getting lots of likes! q-q

Beth: Riiiiiiiiiiight >^>

Beth: It means people like you! :D

Witz: We now need a deep fryer!

Mercrow: Aaaaagh its getting positive comments!!!

Eevs: *gets out huge frying pan*

Beth: Yay! :D

Witz: *dumps potatoes in*

Zoaruah: "Glad you're finally not such a crank"

Eevs: We didn't have a deep fryer ._.
Quota: "Jealous xd Now I wanna join in!"

Witz: It should still work....right?

Mercrow: T^T whyyyyyyy

*it catches on fire*

Beth: Awesome, right? :D

Witz: Does the recipe say anything about that? qvq

Mercrow: No, now everyone thinks I'm a nice person x-x

Psyduck: *eating the recipe*

Beth: That's good <w<

Witz: Oh yeah, you're here >^>"

Mercrow: No its not e-e
Stormtrooper: Stop whining and go on some rides

Psyduck: Bread ._.

Beth: Woo, free rides! :D

Witz: Psyduck, get a fire extinguisher asap! :O

Mercrow: Free rides, really?
Stormtrooper: Yup *hides Mercrow's wallet behind back*

Riolunator: *wearing a gasmask and burning everything with a flamethrower* *muffled laughter*

Psyduck: I WANT BREAD! >:U
Eevs: Riolu! >^>
Beth: *disappeared*

Witz: No! The potatoes! O-o it took us over a week to get this far!!! >:'U

Mercrow: Well, she's lost :U
Stormtrooper: We've got a lost child alert D: This Murkrow is alone

Riolunator: *lifts the mask* I was meant to be down there. *Jumps to the other half of the RP via 4th wall break*

Eevs: *steals flamethrower* I'll just take that >^>
Beth: I'm on one of the rides ._.

Witz: *dumps water on fire*

Mercrow: I don't need any--
Stormtrooper: You can wait in our kiddie area until your parents come back :U

*more fire*
Eevs: GREASE FIRE! D:

Beth: Wheee!

Witz: Oh no, stupid, I forgot about that! D:> How do you put a grease fire this big out?!

Mercrow: >:C *riding baby coaster*

Riolunator: *takes the flamethrower back and begins to burn the deathstar Disneyland* *more muffled laughter as he puts his pyro mask on*

Eevs: *breaks the fourth wall and takes flamethrower back* QUICK, USE VINEGAR!

Beth: *gets off coaster*

Witz: Um, OK! *pours vinegar on it*

Mercrow: BETH!

*fire grows smaller*

Beth: ... 'v' *gets back on coaster*

Witz: Hey, it helped! :D

Mercrow: Great, now I have to say that other word. HELP

*it grows back*
Eevs: PLOT TWIST!! >:U

Beth: After this ride? .w.

Witz: I think I heard you have to suffocate these kinds of fires!

Mercrow: MMMPH *flies over to Beth but gets bit in coaster*

*put in

*note on the flamethrower* "magnesium flamethrower, never get rid of these flames! :D

Riolunator: *muffled maniacal laughter*
*The flames burn the team magma symbol everywhere*

EXE: Suffocate? 'v'
Eevs: NO! >:U

Beth: Wheeee! :D

(I have insomnia.)

Witz: Hey co you think EXE could kill the fire?

Mercrow: WAAA, IVE NEVER BEEN ON A COASTER!

R.E.P: Exe would probably like it.

Riolunator: *sitting in the only non-burned chair while drinking a milkshake and scrolling through his phone*

EXE: Nah, I’d rather suffocate you all. <w<
Eevs: Why ;~;

*picture taken*

Witz: No thanks, we just need the fire

Merceow: My eyes! What was that flash of light??

R.e.p: I don't breath air... So yeah.

Riolunator: *looks up from browsing Reddit* ?

EXE: The fire can suffocate you for all I care. >w>
Eevs: WHY DID YOU MENTION THAT-- ACK COUGH IM DYING x-x

Beth: Must be a photo! :D

Witz: Shoot, the smoke?

Mercrow: A photo???

EXE: Of course, dummy. =w=
Eevs: STOP DROP AND ROLL!

Beth: *gets photo from booth nearby for rollercoaster photos*

(Was supposed to be an "!" not a "?" XD)
Witz: Good thinking! *on floor* Theres less smoke down here. Now we need to roll escape! O-o

Mercrow: Oh gross, you're having fun in it <-<

*the smoke comes down*
Eevs: This smoke's fast O-O"

Beth: *gives photo* Here, have a look! ^w^

Witz: Roll! Roll as fast as a spin dash!

Mercrow: Why do I look so stupid in it?

Eevs: ACK, COUGH, I can't roll x_x

Beth: *snaps photo of photo on mercrow's phone*

Witz: Hold on! *crawls close to help*

Mercrow: Hey, no, gimme!!

Eevs: Go on without me... COUGH x-x

Beth: Be patient, little birdie! *sends it to his social media*

Witz: No! Climb on my back and I'll crawl with you!

Mercrow: Nooo, don't do that!

Eevs: Its too late... x-x

*too late*

Witz: *carries Eevs*
Mercrow: SQWUAK!!!

*montage with dramatic music*

Beth: *gives him his phone back* There we go! ^w^

Witz: We can make it! This way, theres light I think

Mercrow: Stop messing with my stuff!