x3 coot!! <3

"Hey Jes...so what happens if I buy from this man off the street and he gives me a sack of sh.it?" The demon screamed from the kitchen table. Over in the living room a small grunt came from the living room, "I don't know...what is it Jude?" The reply came from a handsome blonde that sat on the leather couch flipping through his bible. "Nothing...I do absolutely nothing...because I paid him with painted monopoly money, and the sh.it he gave me can be sold for real money." Jude got up from the table he was sitting at and he hummed, "What would you do goody two shoes?" He noticed the other close the book and he gulped was he saw him reach for his drink. "Parched?...Well I will answer on one condition..." Jude strolled over to the couch and he muttered, "I am satisfied thank you...You drinking and sitting on the couch like that is all the refreshing drink I need." He leaned over and kissed Jes on the cheek. Jes narrowed his eyes a bit.

Jes replied softly, "I would have given the man real money...and in turn recieve a much better reward of giving the items I borrowed to the ones in need." Jude's lips went straight, his eyes averted the other's, "That...but..." Jes placed his finger to Jude's mouth and he muttered, "Don't even make another excuse...I know that you are rethinking your life choices right now..." He got up and then walked over to a bookshelf, he placed his bible as far away from Jude's comic stack. "Are you going shopping today?" Jude rubbed his neck, still hating, but also admiring the others ways of reading his every thought, "Do you have a list?" Jes shook his head, "Do I need one?"

(re: xD fine by me I love stuff like that! also these 2 are funny)

HANGING BY A TREE

"Jude..." Jude glanced over to where his master's voice came from, he smiled when he caught sight of Jes in a silky smooth robe that outlined his perfect features, "Yes?" Jes walked over to the bed and he sat down on the edge of it, "Has there ever been a time in your new life...where you wished you could go back...and change things.." Jude's face went blank for a moment before he pulled his beer he had in his hand up to his lips. He mumbled against the cold rim of the can. "Yes...there has...I have thought about what might have happened too...if I refused the coin in the first place...if I changed what you had said would happen...if I came to you...and you forgave me for all my sh.it..." He squeezed the can and took a huge gulp of the liquid contained within it. Jes could only stare, he could only watch as the one he loved the most drug himself down to the bottom of every can. "You were only human..." He said softly. Jude placed the beer down. "Yeah...I was."

"And you left me...after repenting..." Jude grit his fangs, "I know that! Stop bringing it up...I cannot change the past.." He choked. Then he felt a soft hand touch his face, the hand had a hole, in which Jude believed to be his fault. "...I...am sorry..." Jes leaned over and he kissed Jude's cheek, "It is not too late...to ask me..."