this relates to something weird that happened last night that i might talk about if i can be bothered to write it down :'D (I didn't actually beat anyone up with pliers, by the way. Nothing bad happened.)
I do have other things to say
someone deleted @LETHELLBREAKLOOSE and now the memes are dead
other thing in comments because description space blaaargh
#DFcitrus #ooftrus
The Colors! Gallery moderators will look at it as soon as possible.
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17 Jan, 2018, 10:07 am
for those who didn't know, youtube has stopped monetizing small channel's videos
you cant make the monies if you dont got over 1000 subbers mmkay
...i don't
because i only post like once every 4 months and my art sucksd
it's really stupid lmao
17 Jan, 2018, 10:08 am
i meant youtube not my art but ok both-
17 Jan, 2018, 10:24 am
ok
i guess i'll write out this thing
so it was some time around 5 AM (i checked on my 3ds at some point) and a woke up to cat meows?? it wasn't my own cat, it was too loud. i suppose i dreamt it and that's all i remembered of it. or someone was playing cat sound effects, really loudly, at 5 AM. seems p likely
i was lying in bed in the dark, kinda spooked. for some reason my mind jumped to 'there could be someone standing in my room'.
i kept lying there until i heard the bathroom door creak a little. (i imagine it was wind or somin'.) so i thought, okay, if there is someone then hopefully they've left my room.
so i got out of bed. i peek into the hall, it's too dark to see much. i go back in my room and look for something i could attempt to defend myself with if they found me. i saw a sudden flash of light in the hall and i was sp00ked. aaand pretty much all i had was a pair of pliers. #weaponoftheyear
(continued)
17 Jan, 2018, 10:47 am
first i quietly open my big window so i have somewhere to run if i need to.
so i'm peering into the hall, pliers in hand, and i see another flash. i try to find where it's coming from. theeeeen i realise it was literally just the smoke alarm. it was so dark that the smoke alarm's tiny flashes looked really bright.
i go back to my room. i'm less convinced that we have a lurker now. i suddenly remember that i have a string of coloured lights from Christmas, so i turn them on. hooray! i can see!
i pace around for a short while, then i went and shut the window and got back in bed, leaving the pliers on my bedside table in case i needed to get them quick. i lay there for a bit, then i got out my 3ds and doodled (that's where this drawing came from) until i felt chill enough to turn off the lights and sleep for a while.
the end.
i sURVIVED NOTHING
THE TERRIBLE AND UNFORGIVING NOTHING
wait no
I LIVED THROUGH THE TERRIBLE WRATH OF THE SMOKE ALARM!!!
ok uh bye--
17 Jan, 2018, 11:48 am
YOU GO DRACO
FIGHT THAT SMOKE ALARM
17 Jan, 2018, 11:57 am
not good idea 10/10
dont figt the smoke alarm with pliers
you wont hurt it
17 Jan, 2018, 12:00 pm
FITE THE SMONK ALARM
what a wonderful tale
(Is it bad that I thought that it "spookipliers" as in a spoof of Markiplier)
ALSO THAT YOUTUBE THING IS BAD
at least they dropped Logan Paul now lmao
17 Jan, 2018, 6:05 pm
Oh my goodness you poor thing. X'D Pliers are great weapons of defense though!! Swing 'em around like you're the boss!
17 Jan, 2018, 6:37 pm
ssssSSSMOKEY THE SMOKE ALARM IS INNOCENT YOU MONSTER!!!!11! And yeah! Pliers worl! Jab them up someone's nose and your good! :D
17 Jan, 2018, 6:40 pm
^ That sounded a lot more voilent then I wanted o h
Uhm
Uh
Never take my advice kiddos
(Unless someone //is// breaking in then sticking pliers up thier nose might actually work)
17 Jan, 2018, 6:50 pm
AAAAAAAAH DRACO
I JUST FOUND YOUR YOUTUBE
AND YOU CAN ANIMATE
G O O D
What do you use to edit and animate and stuff? I want to make speed paints and short animation memes but uh
I don't have an editing software OR an animation software- I only have medibang paint hahah
And a drawing tablet ofc
17 Jan, 2018, 8:41 pm
re-tHE ANGER DOGGO STRIKES AGAINN
And yes, R A M
And ty! I use medibang paint and Bandi-cam, but I do need an editor so I'll check out Windows movie maker :o
I'm way too excited rn tbh hah
Oops sorry half of these comments are from me
17 Jan, 2018, 9:22 pm
why were there pliers in your room? if i needed something to defend myself in my room it would probally be my little brothers toy lightsaber