As everyone got comfortable enough on the couch to listen to Eevs' Christmas stories, the EXEs were speeding towards the cabin with their plan already in progress. "Who's gonna start?" Beth asked. "Me, of course," said Eevs. "No way! You're terrible at Christmas stories!" Seren disagreed. "Maybe Eevs' story is different from the last one." Heredity wheezed, and it was decided that Eevs would tell the first story. "Once upon a time, everyone died. The end." Eevs intoned. Everyone else groaned. "That's the same exact one that Eevs told us last time!" Zaried cried. "I object to this story," said Deetto. "I'm telling on you!" Quota shouted and dialed 911. "Welp, no service, so I'll tell on you later." "Argh! Let me tell one!" Seren growled, frying pan at the ready. "Y-Yes, ma'am," everyone stammered. They didn't like the pan, apparently, so Seren got her way easily. "So, this starts in-" "Can I use the bathroom?" Beth interrupted. "fINE." Seren rolled her eyes. "I'll wait." So they waited.
Meanwhile Beth got lost in the cabin, since apparently the cabin was so dang large. So she wandered around, marveling the prized possessions and completely forgetting about her original goal. At least, until she found a bathroom door. "Graaaaagh, I need to go SO badly," she muttered, and pushed it open. Inside, it was completely dark, and it apparently had no light switch. So, she went in to find a toilet. Unfortunately, seeing as how the EXEs had something planned at the moment, her legs refused to move further, and the door slammed shut. There was no sound except for a clock ticking. "C'mon, legs, MOVE!!" she raged at them, but they still refused. "Y'know, I want to, but I can't even move," whispered one of the legs. "Hey," said the other, "how are we even talking? Let's just find a way how to move!" And so they did. She HAD experienced this before, but forgot where. It WAS somewhere in her backstory... oh, whoops, I better stop breaking the fourth wall. And then, there was lots of..
...laughing. Lots and lots and lots of it, resounding through the room. Then it stopped abruptly. "Wait, shoot! Wrong person!" one voice said, exasperated. "Nevermind that," a familiar voice replied. "Maybe they'll try looking for her in here as bait." "You guys again!" Beth said. "But why?" "'Cause we want to." EXE said, mysteriously appearing from the dark. "I'm bored, he's bored, we're all bored. Besides, we hate the holiday season so we've come to ruin it." "But where's Sonic.exe?" "Never you mind about him. He's a little-" One of the EXEs covered her mouth. She slapped the hand away. "Bad words." it said indifferently. "Colors can't tell me what to do," she taunted. "Yes it can, that's why Eevs doesn't put swear words in the story." "K then." And so THEY waited.
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07 Jan, 2018, 7:55 pm
As everyone got comfortable enough on the couch to listen to Eevs' Christmas stories, the EXEs were speeding towards the cabin with their plan already in progress.
"Who's gonna start?" Beth asked.
"Me, of course," said Eevs.
"No way! You're terrible at Christmas stories!" Seren disagreed.
"Maybe Eevs' story is different from the last one." Heredity wheezed, and it was decided that Eevs would tell the first story.
"Once upon a time, everyone died. The end." Eevs intoned. Everyone else groaned.
"That's the same exact one that Eevs told us last time!" Zaried cried.
"I object to this story," said Deetto.
"I'm telling on you!" Quota shouted and dialed 911. "Welp, no service, so I'll tell on you later."
"Argh! Let me tell one!" Seren growled, frying pan at the ready.
"Y-Yes, ma'am," everyone stammered. They didn't like the pan, apparently, so Seren got her way easily.
"So, this starts in-"
"Can I use the bathroom?" Beth interrupted.
"fINE." Seren rolled her eyes. "I'll wait."
So they waited.
07 Jan, 2018, 8:02 pm
Meanwhile Beth got lost in the cabin, since apparently the cabin was so dang large. So she wandered around, marveling the prized possessions and completely forgetting about her original goal. At least, until she found a bathroom door.
"Graaaaagh, I need to go SO badly," she muttered, and pushed it open. Inside, it was completely dark, and it apparently had no light switch. So, she went in to find a toilet. Unfortunately, seeing as how the EXEs had something planned at the moment, her legs refused to move further, and the door slammed shut.
There was no sound except for a clock ticking.
"C'mon, legs, MOVE!!" she raged at them, but they still refused.
"Y'know, I want to, but I can't even move," whispered one of the legs.
"Hey," said the other, "how are we even talking? Let's just find a way how to move!" And so they did.
She HAD experienced this before, but forgot where. It WAS somewhere in her backstory... oh, whoops, I better stop breaking the fourth wall.
And then, there was lots of..
07 Jan, 2018, 8:07 pm
...laughing. Lots and lots and lots of it, resounding through the room. Then it stopped abruptly.
"Wait, shoot! Wrong person!" one voice said, exasperated.
"Nevermind that," a familiar voice replied. "Maybe they'll try looking for her in here as bait."
"You guys again!" Beth said. "But why?"
"'Cause we want to." EXE said, mysteriously appearing from the dark. "I'm bored, he's bored, we're all bored. Besides, we hate the holiday season so we've come to ruin it."
"But where's Sonic.exe?"
"Never you mind about him. He's a little-" One of the EXEs covered her mouth. She slapped the hand away.
"Bad words." it said indifferently.
"Colors can't tell me what to do," she taunted.
"Yes it can, that's why Eevs doesn't put swear words in the story."
"K then."
And so THEY waited.
07 Jan, 2018, 8:07 pm
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Another cliffhanger, I'm lazy so this one's done. :P
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08 Jan, 2018, 11:41 pm
Hey, thats the same story Eevs told on Halloween too! And Thanksgiving!
RIP Sonic EXE he died too.
Happy new year Eevs! : D I hope your year is the best yet!
12 Jan, 2018, 8:36 pm
but it's the best story! xD