Zoaruah: *Yaaawn* Well, that last story was boring. Anyone else want to try and scare me? (Not like thats possible)

Charmandah: Hey, I want to have a go!

Peekatchu: Oh yeah, Charmandah!

Zoaruah: Oh, great. Let me guess, this'll be the story of the last meal Charmandah cooked? That would be pretty scary.

Charmandah: This is a story that my dad told me one time around the campfire on our camping trips. I hope I remember all the details.

Zoaruah: Well at least we have a chance at it being good.

Charmandah: Ok ok, here it goes.

"Once upon a time, there was a famous Magician."

Peekatchu: Ooh, ooh, what was his name?

Charmandah: It wa-.....I don't know...The name isn't important.

Peekatchu: I think that ge needs a name!

Charmandah: Um...ok....the great......Jello.

Peekatchu: So mystifying! Continue please!

Zoaruah: *rolls eyes*

"This magician was the most famous magician at his time. Because he could do hundreds of tricks! From pulling a Lopunny out of his hat, or sawing a Lopunny in half, or even turning his assistant into a Lopunny, and then sawing her in half! But by far, his most beloved trick, was his vanishingncape act! He would spin around in circles, cover himself with the cape, then slowly the cape would descend to the ground until, POOF! He was completely gone! The cape would lay on the floor, but under it, he would not be!"

Zoaruah: I thought magic acts were entertaining, not boring.

Peekatchu: Shh, Zoaruah, don't ruin it for everyone else.

"Everytine the cape fell to the ground though, it got dirty, so he had to get it cleaned. But one day, his assistsnt was on vacation, and his cape was filthy! She always washed it for him, but since she was gone, he had an intern wash it for him. The intern threw it into the washer. But little did the intern know, that it was DRY CLEAN ONLY! The cape got completely ruined!"

Zoaruah: So the Magician, without his cape, was out of an act then killed the intern as revenge and went insan-

Charmandah: What the heck Zoaruah?! No! Who the heck would do that?

"When the Magician found out about it, he didn't care. He just got a fancier one. It was sparkly too. So the intern thre the old one away. But, this cape was magic, and with the extra stain fighting ability of Oxi Clean thrown in, it became alive, and mad with revenge! The magic cape then decided to take out it's revenge! It grabbed the intern and wrapped around him, and made him disappear, using the same method the magician used!"

They tried to stop the cape, but it was unstoppable! It made every single person in the theatre disappear, one after the other. Until everyone was gone. But, soon the event was all over the news, and the cape had to lay low. It made itself vanish. But it couldn't stop there. It needed to make people disappear more! So it wandered laundromats, hoteks, and even through open windows! Sneaking itself into people's clothes baskets, so when they found an extra sheet, it would strike! And they too would vanish...never to be seen again...So next time you see a sheet, you better make sure it's not really a CAPE!"

Peekatchu: *shivering with a sheet*

Zoaruah: Oh come on, don't tell me that scared you.

Peekatchu: Um....not, so much..

Zoaruah: You're holding a sheet.

Peekatchu: AAAAGH! *throws it on Zoaruah*

Zoaruah: That was so ridiculous! I can't believe how manipulatable you are Peekatchu!

Zoaruah: Let me ask you this Charmandah! If the magician came back from his trick every time he used it after using it thousands of times, obviously it must've sent him to a specific place! Now how is it that his cape made people vanish 'forever?' IF it had only travelled to one place, how could it ever travel anywhere else! All the people would show up exactly where the magician was, and people would figure it out! Explain that.

Charmandah: Well, uhh...The...bathroom? Well, you're not supposed to ask questions like that Zoaruah! Scary stories aren't supposed to make sense! That's why they are spooky is because they are unexplainable!

Zoaruah: The BEST horror stories always have some sort of logic behind them! That's why they're scary is because they make you wonder if it could actually happen in real life! You guys are just pulling random stories out of your heads!

Charmandah: Well at least our stories are fun! And at least we tried! You still haven't come up with a single story!

...

Charmandah: Uh, Zoaruah?

Peekatchu: Where is he? He was just here a second ago...

Charmandah: Peekatchu, didn't you throw that sheet on top of Zoaruah?

*Nothing but a sheet lying on the ground where Zoaruah was*

Both: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The end! xD I hope you enjoyed it! And hopefully it was a little spooky for a bit. Don't worry about Zoaruah, his theory of where the victims end up was probably accurate...right?
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re: lol

XD

O.o I better stay aware while doing my laundry from now on... CX

That was a neat story! From a magic trick involving a cape to becoming cursed from cleaning it the wrong way; not a bad concept! ; D

That intern should have known better. Oxi Clean never mixes well with magic. xD

Nice story!

"What kind of person would do that?"

EXE: *way in the background* I EXIST YOU KNOW