And yes it's a bumblebee

I was very tempted to put a nachomouth face on it

*smashes through window* sHABLAM

10/10 Gud beeblebum

*fixes window*

good custard-yellow beeblebum

das a Coot beeblebum

bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzyup

meat

real meat catalogue
1000's to choose from
or come visit us in store at meat 4 u

FRE MEAT SAMPL3S!!!!!! MEAT MAKRD BY MEAB5 EXOECRTS

meab experts

I finished Sheld's ref and I like it and I keep wanting to talk about him for some reason

oohhw I have a game idea

one of us writes a comment with the name of a character and a question about them

then the other one answers the question and asks one for a different character

it'll be a good way for me to make you think up obscure facts about your people >:)

Oh whoops I forgot to charge my Entire DS

ALSO your mii is an evil villain and is saying, 'I'm a super hero'

tasty meab

oH DO I NEED OBSCURE FACTS
but Ye we can do that
if you can think of anyrhing i donlt already know

o n o
if it runs out we go on oictiochat

WHIIPS
I FORGOT TO CHANG THE MESSAGE

weeell you'd be the one asking the question so you'll have to try and think of something I've never told you

or ask about characters I never talk about

It has 3 bars left right now

WHIPS
he's a villain with an identity crisis

mines got 2 :')

oK uh

MERYL
How did she meet Evelyn

nearly wrote elevator whoops

vilin use Whips.
but vullin is really... A SUPPER HERO?

Sonetime after Meryl got turned (into a vampire), she was attacked by vampire slayers and, being inexperienced, nearly died. A follower of the queen found her and brought her back to the Vampire Realm where Evelyn healed her. Afterwards, Meryl decided to stay there and work for the queen because 1. she had nowhere else to go and 2. Evelyn had just saved her life so eternal loyalty and all that.

Aaaand here's a question about Jeremy!

How long has he had Mia as an assistant? Also, does he think she's a GOOD assistant?

*a supa herro

hI I FORGOT YOU WHICH IS NICE IM A NICE HUMAN BEIMG

oooh so internal loyalyt
she's a good spy

jeremy worked alone for several years, so he was very surprised (and not paticularly happy) when an excitable young lady waltzed over to him and exclaimed "Hey buddo I'm your assistant haha deal with it"
And he's been working with her for about seven months or so

...and no he doesn't think she's paticularly good, but he's /very slightly warmed up to her over tim

oh and
SHELDON
i know he was bullied by sammer guys in his pixl story, but why is he such a sad child as a human/werewolf

Oooh so he hasn't managed to find a reason to get her fired. :'D

Maybe one day they'll be friends or Mia will do something great and he'll be impressed and decide she's an OK assistant sometimes.

i need another questiiiiionnnm

Well Sheld was still bullied in his human incarnation, just not by sammer guys.

Growing up and going to school, he was always quiet and timid, never wanting to take part in noisy games or play rough with the other boys. Some people picked on him about it. He was never severely bullied but there were quite a few kids who thought he was a coward and weren't afraid to say it to his face. Until he befriended Tochi, he spent most of his time isolating himself and reading books in the corner so nobody would try to speak to him.

on a random note, sometimes people would sorta pick on him teasingly (not actually meaning to be insulting), but by that point he was so self-conscious that he took every negative remark as a personal attack on his character

he's a sad kid

sheldon noooooo :'C
and tochi was the only one who didn't pick on him
and she told the bully people to give him a break

'NOTHER QUESTION

How does Pandora feel about working in a group with such a load of freaks

and he learned to stand up for himse-- wait no he didn't

pandora doesn't really mind them (except for thorn)
they're just normal people (cat-people?) to her, and they're no weirder than she is

hmmm
think8ng of new questionn

(also might be slow now because i have a thing to draw

I'M PRETTY SURE THORN AND SKIPPER ARE WEIRDER THAN SHE IS

ohh ok
i'm gonna go play a game for a few minutes then i'll check back

nOT IN HER EYEBALLS

ohh okii

OK U HAVE A QUESTION

WHY IS THERE FREAKING /NEVER/ ANYONE PLAYING GAMES ONLINE WHEN I GO TO PLAY THEM

* I HAVE A QUESTION

also I dont wan't to offend him, but the evil villin looks like someone put liqourice on his face

i dUNNO
MORE PEOPLE SHOULD BE AWAKE AROUND THIS TIME

noo! that is his boatiful mustoosh :'(

noo it's obviously liqourice

or shoelaces

do you have any mooor wuestins

questions

ok um

CHERRY
uMm hm how long has she been working with crowley

About three years I think?

Their ages not changing kind of messes it up

because Cherry is meant to have met Crowley when he was 17 and a half
and he's still 18 now

so that's sorta broken but CANONICALLY it's been at least two years

ohhhh okay
she's been suffering for 2 years
#SUPPORTCHERRY

bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnsssssssssssssssssssssss

OK here's a great challenge (you have to do it on the computer though)

hold your breath, hold down the 'e' key and see how many e's you can make before breathing

it's completely pointless and not interesting at all

O K A Y ILL REMEMBER THAT

theres a big snail awake

nobody cares about your slimy things

everybody cares about my slimy things

good scene right here:

Citrus meets Mary

they exchange awkward conversation

their senpais stand in the background going
'oh hey i'm a dark wizard catcher'
'i'm a mass murderer'
'wait WHAT'

pBBFT

mary is so much better that citrus tho

citrus was just like "WE IM VERY POWER LITTLE GIR L I HSVE A COIN IDK I GUESS AND I DO EVERY THING PERFECTLY HOLY FUUUUUU"

mary is less powerful despite being older and - somewhat - more mature

sEE I LEARNED HOW TO MAKE DECENT OCS

also dimentio and moody would kill eachother

pfflup

i find citrus is more 'interesting' though (in the sense that she's a cat who lives in SPM world and does power and has coin and whoopdeloop)

mary is less of an OP magic god but is more of an ordinary person aside from the obvious things

they'd be BEST FRIRNDS :'D :'D :'D

moody would want to get Dimentio in Azkaban

puffles

hmm
i'm personally more fond of mary but aye they're both cool
h u h i need to try reading through the old CoD stories
but i'd have to get them off my disk, and that would take effort.

and no i don't think they'd be best friends
they're not similar at all really

or best frirnds, even--

your mii isn't better

it is :^)

postrd 2 thingd

i will check tomorrow
currently i am listening to radio and drawing ivyXillusion stuff

YES
ILLUVYYYYY

Thatsactuallythreethingsbecause
ijustdrewanother

U SPAM

ill not stop spamming

oh krap
i waa just reading the RP
and as they're entering the village Tochi says 'I used to come here to visit my grandparents' and then a bit later Sheldon is like 'WAIT WHAT YOU HAVE GRANDPARENTS'

WOW SHELdON
PAY ATTENTION TO YOUR GIRL- I MEAN FRIEND

hey heres some songs you can check out at some point

pretty little psycho - porcelain black
celeste - ezra vine

I will see them when i have time
yes I can see music

sooooooooooouuuuuuuuuup

????????????????????????????'??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

DONT QUESTIO MY SOUP

ehy so many question morks

IMMA QIRSTUON YOUR SOIP

s o u p

by the way i'm kinda looking for ''theme'' songs for some characters, specifically pairings, like sheldonXtoch, nickXsnowfall, onesided cherryXcrowley, and so on

as well as random characters

let me know if you find anything

okieeee
ill probably just be listing random songs here so you can check them out and see if they fit anyone

ok i got some

i hate u i love u (yes it is actually spelled like that) - gnash
partners in crime - set it off
i know i'm a wolf - young heretics

i know i'm a wolf reminds me of armin
it's depressing but sorta arminy
about how he's meant to be killing people like the rest of sargon's army, but he just wants to help and protect the humans

I POSTED A TROLLPASTA

also a random loaf thing before it

hmm
i know i'm a wolf is kinda Arminy
not sure who the others could relate to
SEND MORE IF YOU FIND ANY

also i found yet another IvyIllusion song
"You Suck at Love" by Simple Plan
and "Your Love is a Lie" by same band

one of them is like Illusion finally realising how awful Ivy and that he's the better one
the other is like Illusion finally snaps and tells her to get lost

and i will look at the thingys later yes

ooooo
i heard those
i like themmmmmm

i also have a song for Draorture and Bane
'Chasing Cars' - Snow Patrol

it inspired my story Chasing Snowflakes which is on here
and I listened to it on loop while writing Draorty's death scene (even tho Bane isn't in it)

yyeeee i like that one
now i think about it it is draorty-bane-ish

SONG
a thousand years - christina perri
IT'SA VERRY ROMANTIC

why the heck did i just spell very with two r's
''verry''

i miiight have heard that one before, not sure
WHHO WOULD A VERRY ROMANTIC SONG SUIT THO

A ROMMANITIC COUPPLEE

i drew the mouth gang :^)
andaloafbecausewoooo

Crowley is as fresh as a daisy and the city is overrun by dogs led by a mysterious masked person meanwhile Ana is crying hysterically because Sempai Don't Like Her Back

i just drew Staircase Nose and RFTS Man as 'humans' in my notebook

shacklestone in a nutshell
senpais, dogs and... daisies?

ooohhh
i wanna see tmorrow
they are cuuuuuute

oK I FOUND SOMETHING YOU NEED TO LISTEN TO

I Will Be There
it's from a musical called The Count of Monte Cristo

heck it's really nice
and... emotional

just do it

i think i've heard of that

i will do it

have you done it

noot yet
i don't go on youtube too often
i will next time i do

i'm also in the middle of an RP right now

and drawing Ana in my notebook lots

ohhhhyhyy oki
drawing ana is fun

*swims*

ok you want songs for ships? take them bro
i'm gonna list a whole load of them
some will be ones i've already suggested, but i wanna list lots

rainbow veins - owl city
glad you came - boyce avenue (originally by the wanted)
just a dream - sam tsui and christina grimme
i wouldn't mind - he is we
shut up and dance - walk the moon
counting stars - onerepublic
safe and sound - taylor swift (feat. the civil wars)
wine red - the hush sound

...should i stop yet

YELLS

mr brightside - the killers

it's really goodd

i've never heard of any of the songs from that big list
but i'll check out some of them if i remember what they're called

I know mr brightside, it's a GOOD song

nother song :^)

this little girl - cady groves

tHIS IX TOO MANY SONS I WONT REMEMBER THEM ALL

I'll try to look up some of them next time i'm on youtube

sons

you have too many sons and you can't remember them

i have a song
'Creep' - Radiohead
it's kinda dark
but it kinda makes me think of Sheldon thinking about Tochi

ooh oku i will check it out

i also just finished a late halloween loaf story

hecK
it is shel/tochi like but
it has a really weird feel to it
i don't dislike it but it
y'know
CREEPs me out :^)

THAT'S THE POINT

i read most of the story while you were still writing it but I'll look at the rest tomorrow

sONG

masterpiece theatre III - marianas trench

it's actually a mashup i think? but it's really cool

also i haven't bothered listening to I and II

i cheK when i go youtube

'cheK' was unintentional

cheK cheK chek
chiK choK chaK

some random songs that I like but don't really fit any characters:
'Heaven' - Bryan Adams
'Invisible Touch' - Genesis
'Cold as Ice' - Foreigner
'Iris' - Goo Goo Dolls
'Astronaut' - Simple Plan
'Dreamer' - Ozzy Osbourne
'Mystify' - INXS
'It's My Life' - Bon Jovi

some of those you probably know already

hM
i'll check those out

i've heard cold as oce before
and i've notiiced iris but hot listened to to

...
*ice
*not
*it

'nother random song dump:

'Everybody's Changing' - Keane
'Crazy, Crazy Nights' - Kiss
'When You Were Young' - The Killers
'Comfortably Numb' - Pink Floyd

alsooo i wanna maybe do a little RP

but i don't know what

ideas:
new version of HP AU?
pre-Shacklestone stuff
VAMPYYYES
Maroody
Mouthmouth Man Gang RP

i THINK i geard the fiest one
i heard the when we wrrw youn
the others i have yet to come across

rps ? oO0

-maaaabyeeeee
-ooh, with Tochi enjoying a peacey life withx Sheldon?
-i forgot that one give me a second
-if you're up for it :0
-hmmmm... interesting >;) (therewouldbesomuchskycaseyoudontevenknow)

vampttyes?
vanoiews?
vz pirs?
avamamamapires?
Amptore?
va pires?
vqnpirs?
exapmallpiues?

(in case we do a mouth gang rp (assuming that wasn't a joke suggestion-) we got the basic personalililties of the dudes right? mouth is evil, levi is fancy and evil, blob is a good bro and funny and friendly, stair is somewhat of a cinnamon roll, and sky is... sky?)

it wasn't a joke suggesyion aaaaand i don't really know what sky's personality is
he dont talk tho

we could do any of those really

skycase

if we do pre-Shacklestone then obviously it can only involve our characters and can't be plot-important

if we do Maroody stuff then you can think of an idea

vampyres was more of a joke suggestion cuz theres not much to do with them

hm
i'm thinking either we do a mouth moyth amaa rp, or maybe we cold so some mmarooy

...good typing
anyway, i'm not sure what we could do with a smacklestone aside from random not-plot stuff only with our characyets

LET'S DO A MOUTHMOUTH MAN GANG RP

you can start if you want but i might not reply until later or tomorrow cuz i'm doing othrr stuff not on my DS

hMmmm:^)

----

In a quiet area to the north of the city, there was a long alleyway partially hidden at both ends by either rubbish or bushes. Somewhere in the middle of it, a gang of people were standing around, talking or just floating there - literally floating.

One of them was a tall man wearing a knitted jumper, and he had a most extraordinary nose. It was a sharp downward zigzag, like a staircase.

His name was Staircase Nose.

He wasn't saying anything. He was just hanging about. Every now and then, he would glance up at a thing next to him - a blue ghost? - in a slightly shy way.

(...well, openings :'D)

(tHAT WAS LONG)

Off to the side of the alleyway, a short man was talking to a taller one who seemed to be floating a few inches off the ground. He was shrouded in a large cloak that hid his features, while his companion was tall, skinny and dressed in a dark suit.

'Do you have the Anti-Bombs?' Mouthmouth Man murmured.

The other guy - Levitation Man, or Levi for short - nodded and smiled widely. 'Yes, sir. Allow me to just go over the plan once more. These Anti-Bombs will be set at key points throughout the city... and when they explode, they will destroy all Nachomouth minions in the area?'

MM Man grinned evilly beneath his dark hood. 'A plan more cunning than any other, my dear Levi.'

'Let us go and start, sir.'

At the other side of the alley, Reach For the Skies Man drifted down and put a hand on Staircase's shoulder, as if to say, 'time to go'.

Staircase looked up at RFTS Man and nodded slowly. "Time to get those Nachomouths out of the city," he said a quiet voice.

Someone else came over to the pair. He was pink from head to toe, and wearing a shirt which had a picture of a fish in sunglasses saying 'something's FISHY'. "How big do you think the explosions will be?" he wondered eagerly. "A big /boom/ or a tiny /bim/?"

"I don't know, mate," Staircase replied, "let's wait and see."

(blob: i like the booms and bims!!
stair: oh ok i'm just chilin w/ ma bf

'Come on now, minions!' called out MM Man softly, already striding out of the alleyway and into another quiet street. Levi followed him (while floating), the Anti-Bombs tucked somewhere inside his suit.

Sky, wearing his usual wide grin, started to float after the pair, beckoning with one hand for Blob and Staircase to come with. He didn't say anything, but that was normal for him. None of the gang had ever heard him say a single word.

bims

Staircase and Blob followed after him (with Blob, for reasons of his own, protectively carrying a cuddly blobfish).

"I don't think these Anti-Bombs with get rid of the NachoMouths permanantly..." Staircase said, "but it should keep them at bay for a little bit."

As they left the alley, something small and round was watching them from behind a pile of boxes. Something yellow, with a triangular mouth. As soon as they were out of sight, it turned and floated away.

MM Man heard him and immediately whispered, 'They will kill all the Nachomouths in this area and the toxins left by the explosions will stop them from coming back for a while.'
Beside him, Levi nodded absent-mindedly and flicked a bit of unseen dirt off his suit. 'So we shan't have to to see THEM for a little while, oh no,' he said gleefully.

"Oh," said Staircase, "Nice." he spoke in a sort of small, calm, innocent voice. "How did you make these things, by the way?"

"Gunpowder with stuff Nachomouths don't like in it?" Blib added.

blib? blpb
b'ov
v'o
BLOB!!

(blib blib)

'They're not really bombs, you know,' said Levi conversationally as he drifted along beside his leader. 'They're a bit like... hmm... smoke bombs?'

'They release toxic gases upon exploding,' added MM Man. 'It destroys Nachomouths... and probably doesn't do much good to anyone else standing in the way, either.'

Levi clapped him on the shoulder. 'As you said before, my fine fellow - a most ingenious plan it is.'

"A very clever plan," Staircase agreed, looking at MM Man. "one of your best ones yet, sir."

Though secretly, he was a little put off by the thought of having to harm actual innocent people with these bombs. //I guess if we really want to succeed, then some... sacrifices will have to be made.//

'Which way now, sir?' added Levi, levitating higher as he inspected the street around them. It was empty aside from one person on the other side of the street, who entered a restaurant before she could notice the rather freakish gang.

'This way,' said MM Man, leading them up the road. 'There's an office building over here where I've heard reports of Nachomouth sightings. We need to sneak in and drop some bombs on each floor.'

"How're we gonna get in there without anyone noticing us?" Blob asked, petting his cuddly blobfish. "I'm gussing either there aren't many people there, or there's a secret way in?"

'Aha,' said MM Man. He had a creepy evil smile on his face. 'That's where we use this.' He reached under his cloak and withdrew what looked like a handful of elastic bands. 'Wear one of these around your arm and nobody will be able to see you! ...But you must be absolutely quiet. No talking, no bumping into things, and no giggling.' Here, he gave Blob a stern glance.

Levi clapped his hands together in glee.

"Yes, sir! No loud noises, I promise!" Blob said, though whether he was going to keep this promise, nobody knew.

Staircase also gave MM Man a quick "Okay". This was one of the times he wished he could float like Sky and Levi - then at least he wouldn't be able to trip up or step too loudly.

As they prepared to enter the building, Sky flew a little ahead of Staircase before flipping onto his back in mid-air to give his friend what was probably meant to be a reassuring grin.

Before they could quite reach the door, MM Man brought the group to a halt and started handing out the invisibility bands to each of them. 'Don't take these off, whatever happens,' he hissed.

Staircase looked back up at Sky and smiled in a nervous way, then took his invisibility band and put it on. Blob did the same.

(are they still visible to eachother??

(let's just say they are
but maybe they're a bit transparent)

Once everyone was wearing their bands, MM Man beckoned before leading them forwards into the building, past a person lingering outside the door, and into the entrance corridor.

'Excellent. They seem to be working as planned,' remarked Levi under his breath.

MM Man then began to split everyone up. 'Blobfish Man, you will go with Levi to the second floor. Staircase and Sky, you will go to the third floor, and I will do this floor.' Levi then handed each pair a couple of Anti-Bombs.

"Good luck, bro," Blob whispered to Staircase, then went over to Levi. "You too, mate..." Staircase mumbled, inspecting the Anti-Bombs. "So, are these things made so we're immune to them, or do we have to... to run before they go off?"

MM started to turn away, then looked back with an unpleasant grin. 'I suggest you get out the room quickly.'

'They're designed to go off about five seconds after they hit something with enough force,' interjected Levi. 'So you can throw them against the floor, or a wall, and then hurry out before they detonate.'

By then, MM Man had wandered off to inspect the rest of the ground floor. Sky started to head towards the elevator, pulling Staircase with him by the sleeve.

"Um, okay, I think I can do that," Staircase said anxiously, letting Sky pull him away.

Blob was much more confident. "Let's go, Levi!" he said in an excited whisper. "I want to cause booms and bims! Well... more like puffs and poofs."

'Be quieter, boy,' said Levi, frowning slightly as he went up the stairs to the second floor, hovering a little so his feet wouldn't make any sound.

Sky excitedly flew towards the elevator and, after making sure nobody was inside it, slipped through the doors, pulling Staircase with him. Then he started to press buttons at random.

"Sorry, Lev-man." Blob quickly apologized, then fell silent. He carefully avoided any things or people that were in the way.

Staircase laughed quietly. "Sky, we've got to get to the third floor! Maybe you can play with the elevator next time. But right now, we have important things to do."

(*apologised
we are not american my child)

Levi floated up the stairs, opting to take them instead of the elevator that Sky was vandalising. 'Now, remember that when you throw the Anti-Bombs you will need to move back immediately,' he whispered as they approached a room. 'No standing there to watch the explosion.'

Sky gave his friend a look of dramatic betrayal before quickly pressing the right button. The elevator began to ascend.

(fUFF i forgotto)

"All right," Blob said, giving Levi a thumbs-up. "I'll be able to watch them from a distance, right?"

As they were going up, Staircase looked at the Anti-Bombs again. "Funny things, aren't they?" he said, half to himself. "Little smokebombs. With deadly toxic things in them..."

Levi made a face like he had lemon juice in his mouth. 'Yes, if you absolutely must.' He stepped through the open doorway, which led into a large office room full of people working on computers and telephones. He signalled to Blob to be quiet.

Sky waited impatiently while the lift went up, then looked at the doors when they suddenly slid open with a 'bong' noise, his head tilted curiously.

(I just wrote 'telephobes'
someone who is afraid of telephones)

Blob gazed at the room of people. He stared at a particularly attractive young woman for a moment, then quickly looked away. //We're probably going to gass these people to death - c'mon Blob, you gotta make some puffs and poofs.//

"Right... floor three," Staircase said quietly, leaving the elevator. "Where do you think we should go first? I can see a door just over there, or there's a long corridor in the other direction."

telepohones :'(((

Levi glanced around the room, then withdrew one of the Anti-Bombs from his pocket. 'Stay back,' he breathed, then lobbed the bomb inside and quickly stepped away. 'And don't stand right in front of the door.'

Sky shrugged as if to say, 'How should I know?' But he took the lead and drifted towards the open door, first peering into it, then giving his friend a thumbs-up.

Blob retreated to a safe place and watched, wide-eyed, waiting for the bomb to go off. Then he saw it - a Nachomouth, hovering close to the ceiling in the corner. He gave it a sly grin. It didn't seem to know it was about to die.

Stair nodded and pushed the door open fully - with his nose. He looked around then tiptoed in, rolling the Anti-Bombs around in his hands in a slightly nervous way.

whoops it was alreadu open

At first, there was nothing but a quiet hissing noise from the Anti-Bomb. Then, five seconds later, there came a sound like a soft explosion as the casing split open and a pale-blue, almost invisible gas began to seep out, filling the room. The humans working at their desks seemed oblivious for a while, but then a shout of alarm rose up when they realised what was wrong. Holding their sleeves over their mouths, they ran for the open door.

----

There was nobody in the third floor's office room. Sky floated around, taking in the various pieces of technology and equipment while holding his Anti-Bomb loosely in one hand.

(I was just watching a trailer for Super Mario Odyssey
YOU CAN TAKE CONTROL OF ENEMY CREATURES LIKE BULLET BILLS AND CHAIN CHOMPS

YOU CAN F L Y A R O U N D AS A BULLET BILL)

Most of the humans were getting out, but the one Blob had taken interest in had tripped over an office chair and looked like she'd hurt her ankle.

Blob gave Levi a pleading look.

-

Letting Sky explore the room, Staircase wandered around looking for any signs of Nachos. "I don't suppose they'd be here if there are no humans. Nothing to spy on."

(Y ES
YOU CAN BE A CHAIR CHOMP
OR A CHEEP CHEEP
Y O U C A N B E A F I S H

The Nachomouth floating by the ceiling exploded in a burst of smoke without even the slightest change in expression. Meanwhile Levi was smirking as he watched the lady trip on something. 'Idiot,' he jeered. Then he noticed Blob's face. 'What - oh, blast. Must you really?' He grumbled irritably, but raised his hand and snapped his fingers together. The human disappeared, teleported to someplace outside the building.

----

Sky, of course, said nothing, but gracefully spun in the air before diving down and vanishing behind a computer. There was a lot of scuffling, and then he suddenly rose up again, clutching a struggling Nachomouth minion in his arms.

Blob looked very pleased. "OK, cool! Which room next, Lev-man?" he asked, without noticing the few other humans that hadn't got out in time; they collapsed on the floor, motionless.

--

"Ah," Staircase hurried over to look at the Nacho. "How should we take it down?" he wondered as he gave it a cautious poke. "It'll try to run away if you let it go, but... you can't just stay there with it while the bomb goes off. That would be far too dangerous..."

Levi barely spared the unconscious humans a glance before turning and floating off down the corridor. 'There should be a storage room on this floor. We will look for it and drop an Anti-Bomb inside, just in case.'

----

Sky looked down at the Nachomouth uncertainly. It didn't really look dangerous, but they both knew what Nachomouths were capable of. It could possess them, through its master, if they gave it enough time to prepare. Sky held out one hand to Staircase, asking to give him one of the bombs.

(i just wrote 'Stairdad')

"Yes, sir," Bob said cheerfully, walking after Levi with his Anti-Bomb still in his hand.

--

Staircase hesitantly passed a bomb to Sky. "What are you going to do with it...?" he asked.

(sTAIRDAD<3)

'Now,' said Levi, 'it should be somewhere around here...'

At that point, he found a vending machine and was so intrigued that he stopped to look at it.

----

Sky just grinned mysteriously, taking the bomb and then shoving Staircase safely out of the room.

"Ooh, I know what this is!" Blob exclaimed, approaching the vending machine. "I've seen humans using it a few times. Do you have any money on you?"

--

Staircase let himself be pushed out. //I hope he knows what he's doing,// he thought worriedly.

(i pOSTED THREE TERRIBLE THINGS OF GREAT NOT IMPORTANCE)

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Levi patted his pockets, then reached into one and pulled out a couple of coins. He gave them to Blob, with a look that said, 'Steal my money and you die'.

----

As soon as his friend was out the way, Sky turned and quickly threw both the Anti-Bomb and the Nachomouth into the corner of the room, before flying out at top speed. The Nachomouth was still recovering from hitting a wall when the bomb went off, destroying it instantly.

soupsoupsousuospuosp

FRESH AS A DAISY

Blob inserted the money into the coin slot, then pressed a couple of buttons. A bag of Wotsits were pushed off the shelf, and Blob reached inside to get them out.

--

"Nice one," Staircase grinned as the Nacho minion was destroyed. He lifted his hand to high-five Sky.

'Interesting...' said Levi, trying to sound less interested than he was. He stared at the Wotsits for a while, then shook his head and hurried off along the hallway. 'Come! We must find the stirage room. You can eat those things as we walk.'

----

Sky returned the hi-five, then grinned and hugged him as well. Nobody had ever asked how Sky, being a ghost, could touch people. You just don't question these things.

Blob opened the Wotsitbbag and took out a few lovely, melty, cheesy, orange Wotsits (Not sponsored!) and walked after Levi.
Hopefully the bag was invisible too, because seeing a floating Wotsit bag is not normal.

--

Staircase made a small 'meep' noise as Sky hugged him.

(that second one. short but meaningful)

(much meaning)

Levi continued to drift up the corridor until he found the door to what seemed to be a large cupboard. He opened it and a mop fell out, making him flinch slightly as it nearly hit him.

'Well, this seems to be the storage room,' he mumbled, pulling an Anti-Bomb out of his pocket and preparing to throw it inside. 'Hmph, this place positvely reeks of Nachomouths,' he added just for effect, because there wasn't any smell except dirt.

----

Sky let go of his friend and swooped back into the elevator. He wanted to go downstairs and see if Mouthmouth Man had finished work yet.

"Do Nachomouths have a smell?" Blob asked out of curiosity. "Would they smell like food, do you think?"

--

Stair ran after Sky, carefully dodging an unsuspecting human that walked past. He went into the elevator, and the human just kept walking.

'Of course they have a smell,' said Levi knowledgably. 'Now stand back.' He tossed the bomb into the storage room, then quickly slammed the door shut and floated backwards as the smoky explosion went off inside. 'That ought to do the trick.'

----

Upon reaching the ground floor, Sky looked around, but could see no sign of Mouthmouth Man. He must still be busy clearing out Nachomouths elsewhere.

(I just want to get them back to their base to have Skycase moments)

dedforever

A corpse sits on the windowsill.
A leaf blows past...
then the corpse...
its face appears.
and it says,
"I want my Enchilada!"

still smapping
...i meant spamming
aHEM
still spamming loaf stuff, not ashamed

the corpse is going to attempt to write something for the sake of this rp gIMMEASEC,

Blob watched the door, grinning. "No more stupid Nachomouths in there!" he cheered, a little too loudly.

--

"Still busy, I guess," Staircase commented. "Let's go up and see how Blob and Levi are getting on - they might have finished by now."

so when we wrre playing mario kart, a red shell of mine disappeared, and i thought, "WHERE DID SHELDON GO??"

spam spa im spamning your charrrio! the yell0w vimblebee chatroo . id haa an rp about the oyth mouth an, lefotatilin man, starcase noar, blobfia man, and rech for the slies mam. it also has, near t beghiging, queeulons agot our chatavters.

I LIIIKKEEE PICKKLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

OK don't take offence but
I took the beginning of one of your marymoody stories and did the translator thing with it

It's the halloween one

It was a small fight.

Alastor magical voice of her husband, when she mistakenly come up with arm length.

"Al well," she ascended to the seat. "Happy ugly! Are you planning to do something?"

"Um". He said uncertainly. To be honest, until now had completely forgotten the ugly. "... there?"

Mary looked rather confused. "It is a bit sad. I wanted you to know you ... ... something important."

?acended to the seat?
??magical voice of her husband??
???happy ugly???
h e l p
m y s a n i t y

i recently got an idea for a sorta silly 'loaf story so imma do that soob

i just,
i drew the worst thing ever
oh my goad
why

goad is the toad god
worshop hom

no

gonna do the translate thing with a bit of text from the drawing I was working on

here's the original text

Answering a call for help from a local village, Coyote headed out to investigate only to be confronted by a burning settlement and a gang of money-hungry bandits. Scared by the chaos, Levity started to run, but then looked back and realised Coyote might not survive without his help. Stiffening his spine, he came scurrying up behind her and gave an encouraging squawk - telling her that he wouldn't leave, even if it meant he had to fight with her.

As the thugs closed in for the attack, Coyote turned and met Levity's gaze. Just for a moment, something passed between them. Different creatures though they were, in that moment they understood each other perfectly; it was a communication spoken in feelings instead of words. Levity looked into her eyes and knew she would never let the bandits kill or steal him. If she had to, she'd use herself as a distraction to give him time to run. She would willingly die rather than let anything happen to the kuku.

The Coyotes answered a call for help from the village to look into the burning house and a greedy gang of robbers. Levity frightened by the chaos started to run, but I looked back and saw the coyote was not survive without help.

But when he was come near assassins, and the back of the Coyote Levity mentem met them. , which is among them in the time. Others, even though there as soon as they are well known; the communication is affected by more than verbal. Of the Levites, may stumble, I saw in the eyes of the robbers, they steal from his kill, and not to know, never be done. The apparel which she had taken, as it were, put to grief in various If it be desirable to give it to the attention of all the other stirs up the mind to work. This happens rather die than anything Kuku.

that sounded old-fashioned

i think we need a quiche board

quuuuuuuuuiiiiiiiiiiiiicccccccchhhhhhhhhheeeeeee

stop logging me out of my account on here to log into yours

use the incognito browser
-RR

ook

yay

chicken soup has the best flavour andappearance and evetyone should love and respect chicrken souo
- Draco-Felis 2017

wheredid iwritethat

you did
you really did

did you hear about mm's epic typo last night

''that sounds like a really demanding as,s''

a Good typo
and her friend's response
O_O

i wish i were a bean

a good response to a good typo. i approve.

I wIsH i WaS a FrEaKiNg SpAgHeTaY

iwana bde a pijeappld

i wanna be a browmie

i wangxsn fro ogdpoinapels
OMG P{INAPPLES
AGAHAHAA PINAPPLES
aGHSTTHHHHTHDHDHDTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHPINAPPES

'I wanna do pineapples'
how does one do a pineapples
I DOnT KNOW WHO TO PINAPPLE
*HOW

wHAT HAPPENED TO PINEAPPLES

ok so i just missread browmie ss bowtie

epyeg

ep,yeg

chicken sicoaa is anot a godo thing. EVeyrhintbofy muchs stop the profeducio n of chicken soup. Group toghteher tosay, with big bannerds, saying 'STOPT TRHE PRODUIOCOON OF CHCIKEN SOUP!!' and they facitoers will hera us. Joinna us tosy.

no

peis hav e a nic flaobur

WHATS PEIS

BENS BEANS GOD FOR YOU HEART THE MORE Y0U EAT THE MORE YOU FAT

TEH MORE YOU EAT THE MOTE YOU FART
THE MOTE YOU FARYT THE MORTR TI EAT
THE MORE YOU SIT ON THE TOILET SRET

beabs beams
goof fir yout heaet
tye nore yiu dart
tye nore yiu dart
tye nore yiu ear
tye nore yiu sir ob tye toiket sear

BEANS BEANS GOPOD FOR YOUR HEART
THE MTE YOU EAT THE MOTRE YOU FARYT
THE MORE YOU FART THE MOTRE YOU EAT
THE MOTRE YOU SDIT IN THE TPOILET SEA

toilet sea

heyy uh it's nothing speciall but i wrote q stoery on a random post
it's the one w/ moidy lookin out the winder and ita raining and thers weird sadows behibd him

it's justa thing with him suddenly being like 'ok who gives a shut anymore' and getting drubk and being... uh... flirrtty
and the next morning whete all life choices are regretted

imsa go reeeead

translator thing with some RP text

original:
'Now hold on just a minute,' said Ana. She took a step towards him, and Armin tensed, preparing to run or fight her off. 'I have something to say to you. You are the worst kind of scum for leaving Lord Sargon like that. You abandoned him at a crucial moment and betrayed him to our enemies! I hate you, and if he ever orders you dead, I'll be the first to volunteer!'

Armin frowned. 'I already know you're head-over-heels in love with Sargon. Did you have anything else to say?'

Translated:
"Hold on for just a minute," Ana says. But she took her quickly up the stairs, for him, Armin and the address of the time? Or prepare for the run to fight it. "I have something to say. The worst kind of scum let the Sargon be such a more intimate one. Betray his enemies that he is the appointed hour to flight; I hate you, and if the dead are not always in the commandments, then you are voluntary as soon as possible! '

Frowned Armin. "I know you are already in a head-head in Sargon. But you, what else can I say? '

head-head??????

D E A D

d e a d n e s s i n t e n s i f i e s

I actually check this semi-frequently

oh wow this is alive then--

i can't be bothered to sign out so i'm an imposter

i just don't know what to write about

Mouthmouth Man: HEHEH OUR EVIL PLANS TO DESTROY ALL NACHOMOUTHS ARE COMING ALONG!
Levi: YES SIR THIS IS EXCELLENT DEAR CHAP IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF

blobfish man: u go bro

Staircase: wait you're meant to say that to me

blobfish: i'm converting. i have found new bros to cheer for.

Staircase: but they're not getting together