If you weren't born with it
You can buy a couple ornaments
Just be sure to read the warning kids
Cause pretty sure you'll get bored of it, ha-ha
Sexual, hey girl if you wanna feel sexual
You can always call up a professional
They stick pins in you like a vegetable
Kids forever, kids forever
Baby soft skin turns into leather
Don't be dramatic, it's only some plastic
No one will love you if you're unattractive
Oh Mrs. Potato head, tell me, is it true that pain is beauty?
Does a new face come with a warranty
Will a pretty face make it better?
Oh, Mr. Potato Head, tell me
How did you afford her surgery?
Do you swear you'll stay forever?
Even if her face don't stay together
-Melanie Martinez