my brain: "hey.. h e y... just so you know, im gonna make you have a nightmare at 3 in the morning where everyone finds out about your deepest insecurities and everyone hates you, okay?"

me: "this is f i n e :^^^))))"

i did some research and apparently eating food before going to bed increases the chance of nightmares, which i did. brain, please just let me eat my lunchables frozen chicken nuggets in peace, thank