"...and while you're out, bring me a cup of coffee that's actually drinkable. The last one tasted like hot sewage."

I couldn't let this atrocious clump of waste sit in my bin-
I-I mean...gallery as it was any longer. Still trash, but with a few things fixed. I'm appalled at myself for offering this mess to someone who has given me so much. You deserve an apology. #texagifts