Unlike with Pac and Co, I decided to go the Echoes route with the critical. I tried to incorperate Kiefer's insanity for this one, I think I did an OK job.
Critical quotes:

"You're donesies!"

*Maniacal laughter*

"Heeeeeeeeeere's Keefy!"

"Buh-bye!"

Random quotes:

"I'm... I dunno. I had this piece of paper that said 'Kiefer' on me, so I guess I'm Kiefer."

"Gehehehehe... I wonder how many brigands I can kill at once."

"Do you have any last words? An apology? Admission of regret? A plead for your life? Please tell me it's a plead for your life."

#FEBI
#FEBIKIEFER