no

just no

@therealaxel :blush:

@Jotaros-wife look behind you

@therealaxel

@StardustCrusader22 your room is very nice :smiling:

@therealaxel its a mess tfym

@StardustCrusader22 I don't think it is. But it will be soon. I think the curtains will look nice dyed red :smiley:

@therealaxel i have blinds you absolute doofus

@StardustCrusader22 Sorry. I made a typo, my fingers are just shaking becaus I'm so exicited to start making flower boquetes for your grave! :smiling:

@therealaxel im cremating you.

@StardustCrusader22 ok but can you put my ashes in a washer machine with a rei bodypillow so i can be absorbed into her

@therealaxel woah thats a bit *~sussy*~

@StardustCrusader22 "BUT TIED UP JOTARO :heart_eyes: :heart_eyes:

@therealaxel SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP YOU LITERALLY WANTED TO BE INSIDE A REI BODYPILLOW YOU ABSOLUTE ZEST FEST

@StardustCrusader22 I BET U WOULD TOO WITH JOOT KOOJIE

@therealaxel 1: his new name. 2: maybe but thats not the point here mrs. zestfest

@therealaxel if she told you to bark would you and if you say yes you're freakier then me

than

@StardustCrusader22 i would let her fart on me bro OFC id bark idc if im a zestfest

@therealaxel WHATTTTTT SCREEN SHOTTED AVA HAS A FART FETÏSH CONFIRMED??????????

@StardustCrusader22 NOOO BUT IF SHE FOR SOME REASON WANTED TO I WOULDNT SAY NO

@therealaxel thats crazyyyyyyy broo :skull: i had a similar convo with my ex bsf irl but the question was "if ur fictional crush wanted to pee in ur mouth what would you say" and we were both struggling to answer (i liked somebody else) but now i would def :hundred_points: let him :heart_eyes:

@StardustCrusader22 i miss my life before i read that :broken_heart:

@therealaxel nah but would you let her

@StardustCrusader22 idk man, it depends :cry:

@therealaxel but pee is so icky :sob:

@StardustCrusader22 FR :sob:

@therealaxel yk sometimes when i bring up nasty stuff i have thoughts like "omg what if she thinks i actually like this shït" WHICH ISTG I DONT

@StardustCrusader22 DW LMAO IK UR JOKING

@therealaxel GOOD :sob:

@StardustCrusader22 WE AINT FORGETTIN ABT THIS ONE :fire: :fire: :fire:

@therealaxel EWWWWWWWW BURN IT

@StardustCrusader22 our previous convo here is almost as bad as the drawing :skull:

@therealaxel you'd let rei fart on you bro.. :skull: :skull: :skull:

@StardustCrusader22 ONLY if she asked first, otherwise NO I WOULDNT :sob:

@therealaxel bro i love reading our convos they make me laugh

@StardustCrusader22 fr theyre always so unhinged its hilarious :sob:

@therealaxel we were talking about pee what the fųck :sob: :sob:

@StardustCrusader22 ''but now i would :hundred_points: def let him :heart_eyes:''

@therealaxel GRRRR YOU DONT GET IT !q!1!1! 1!!1!1 :angry: :angry:

@StardustCrusader22 nah, i understand :heart_eyes:

@therealaxel heh..pause? :wink: :wink: :wink:

@StardustCrusader22 :feet:

@therealaxel furry

@StardustCrusader22 i thought it was gonna be an actual foot not mf paws :sob: it said : feet :

:feet:

@therealaxel OH

:feet: :footprints:

@StardustCrusader22 ''feet'' my áss :feet: :feet:

@therealaxel what if humans farted through their mouths and burped through their bųtts but technically that would be the same thing

@StardustCrusader22 Disasters. Wars. Déath, sadness, poverty, corruption, and desruction. We are lucky that it hasn't been like that... also mfs breath would STANK :laughing:

@therealaxel breathes my hot stank breath

@StardustCrusader22 that is fúcking disgusting my guy :sob:

@therealaxel nuh uh

@StardustCrusader22 yuh uh

@therealaxel SRRY IM BACK I MICROWAVED CHICKEN NUGGETS

@StardustCrusader22 ITS ALR
ARE THEY GOOD

@therealaxel YESS :fire:

@StardustCrusader22 HOW ARE
M I C R O W A V E D
CHICKEN NUGGETS GOOD THOUGH :skull:

@therealaxel they were previously baked in the oven lmfaooo

@StardustCrusader22 nah that shi has some radiation in it you be careful :skull: :pray:

@therealaxel too late

@StardustCrusader22 imagine the next day you wake up glowing bright green like you swallowed a lava lamp

@therealaxel I JUST IMAGINED THAT WHYS IT SO FUNNY

@StardustCrusader22
X MEN 8: The Rise of Mutant Chicken Nugget Woman

@therealaxel in theaters now

@StardustCrusader22 we should watch it together and sneak in junior mints, smarties and mini dr pepper bottles :fire:

@therealaxel YES where we gonna hide it when were getting in tho

@StardustCrusader22 my bag and in our shirts and we can pretend we're just really fat

@therealaxel yeah and if they ask we're calling them fatphobic

@StardustCrusader22 and if they fisk us and find the bottles just say that it was invented by a poc so they cant take it or theyre racìst

@therealaxel yeah and we should tell them that we actually identify as a vending machine

@StardustCrusader22 IM CRYING LMAO W JOKE THAT WAS AMAZING :sob: :sob:

@therealaxel they'll get canceled for sure

@StardustCrusader22 fire stragedy

@therealaxel

@StardustCrusader22 weeks later and the vending machine joke is still funny as shīt :sob:

@therealaxel heh.... :wink: ash or shinji dub voice thanks ava san!

@StardustCrusader22 STPOPOSOST STOP :sob: :sob:

@therealaxel

@Knife_Partyy STOP I HATE THIS GAME

@therealaxel why does this ship even exist

@Knife_Partyy IDK???? :sob: