TL: i’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the soldier class and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Ganon's castle, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top swords man in the entire Hyrulian army. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words.You think you can get away with saying that to me over the Internet? Think again. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Sheikas across Hyrule and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re dead, kid.
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