Inkbrush spoils Chapter 1 for everyone by Inkbrush
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It's Inkbrush with an "I" as in, I stole this idea from Moonkitti on youtube, and you should check out her videos!
WARNING: SATIRE
Micah decides to take a break from doing nothing to do nothing in front of a plot-convenient mountain. Just when she starts to get some privacy, the party bus of new characters rolls in. After mandatory exposition and needless angst from Theifgirl McAngry, a wyvern rider named Tybalt comes in and ruins everyone's day.
"Turn over Micah!" Says Tybalt.
"No," Says everyone else, in unison despite having known Micah for all of 5 minutes.
Micah seems incredibly uncomfortable around the wyverns and she doesn't explain why. Hm, I wonder why?
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11 Mar, 2017, 12:01 am
Meanwhile, on the sidelines of the fight, the mysterious red guy from the previous chapter makes another appearance. He decides that now is a perfect time to ask for directions back to the base that his opponents are looking for. The army decides to make use of the ancient tactic of dodging everything in an impossible fashion. Micah takes a moment to be shook about the demon spawn wyverns at the worst possible time, and has to get rescued.
Indigo and Trinity use Awakening's broken pair up tactics to their advantage and destroy the Baels.
Acen needs help, but then he doesn't.
Tybalt decides to be edgy and axe Micah in the ribs.
"Oh my gosh, Micah is dying!" Shouts everyone.
"I'm fine," replies Micah, as she bleeds out.
Acen and Indigo go Super Saiyan and dual-crit Tybalt.
Tybalt dies, except he doesn't.
11 Mar, 2017, 12:06 am
OH my Naga this is great!! I love it! xD xD
11 Mar, 2017, 12:28 am
Tag yourself I'm '"No," Says everyone else'
11 Mar, 2017, 12:40 am
Argon takes the time to note that the Generic grunts are getting destroyed, but does nothing to help. The true MVP is right here, folks.
Meanwhile, Rubio, the 10 year old Indigo babysits, keeps getting himself into danger. Everyone drops what they're doing to save him. Again.
And again.
And again.
After Tybalt dies, Micah decides to just walk off her broken ribs and internal organs to join the others.
"Mehhhhh, violence. I wish we didn't have to fight." Indigo complains.
"Shut up." Replies everyone.
The group decides to just ignore the totally-not-corpses and move on. Suddenly, a birdman named Eltenir shows up to loot the bodies of the Baels, and decides to join the army because Micah, a 17 year old criminal with anger issues and kleptomania, is hot. The end.
11 Mar, 2017, 12:50 am
I'm "Acen needs help, but then he doesn't"
11 Mar, 2017, 12:56 am
What's with the satire warning, isn't this exactly what happened?
11 Mar, 2017, 4:23 am
Ace says this was funny! I'm kinda relaying messages for him because Colors is acting weird on his end
11 Mar, 2017, 5:19 am
I liked this so much, I actually recorded a narration of this whole thing as part of my practice for voice acting!.... idk how to share it though
11 Mar, 2017, 1:58 pm
I mean, you could edit the audio into a video and post it somewhere. Ace tried to send me the sound file, and it didn't work for me.
11 Mar, 2017, 4:28 pm
This is hilarious omg. xD
11 Mar, 2017, 6:57 pm
You forgot the part where Argon "heroically" shows up to save some of the soldiers, and totally wasn't trying to save his crummy image or anything. M.V.P. indeed, pfft.
So it seems you've taken my summaries to the next level, and you've done quite well! Very nice job, Ms. Brush!
11 Mar, 2017, 6:58 pm
Actually, might I request you do another chapter? I'd really like to see how you'd satire up the rest of the story!
11 Mar, 2017, 7:34 pm
I was gonna request more satire retellings of other chapters, too xD
Well, see our chat, Inky.